Damn those Chinese, they fight too hard against the Japanese! It's almost as if they don't want to be conquered! 
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Damn those Chinese, they fight too hard against the Japanese! It's almost as if they don't want to be conquered!
I know, what's up with that? Don't they yearn for, nay, CRAVE, the Japanese boot?
Get me readers, Myth. Get me readers and I shall have you enshrined in Holy Japanese Writ. BANZAI
just read through this AAR, hilarious and brilliant
though seriously, Molotov? WTF?
though seriously, Molotov? WTF?
Maybe they can't fit inside a Japanese boot? Why not try hats instead?
Well, I've played ahead somewhat and I can assure you of the Final Victory.
I'll be on holiday from 3rd Sep to 14th, but I should be able to give you a few updates during that time. Tell me, slaves - a few big updates, or daily small ones?
BANZAI
Also, bring more people to this AAR, because it might be the first one I actually finish and I need MOAR MEAT
I mean, loyal followers.
I mean... fans.
I'll be on holiday from 3rd Sep to 14th, but I should be able to give you a few updates during that time. Tell me, slaves - a few big updates, or daily small ones?
BANZAI
Also, bring more people to this AAR, because it might be the first one I actually finish and I need MOAR MEAT
I mean, loyal followers.
I mean... fans.
Just keep updating the sig. It tells me when I need to check in for more surreal madness.
Or I can just keep using the bookmark to this thread as my all-purpose 'get to the Paradox Forums' bookmark
Or I can just keep using the bookmark to this thread as my all-purpose 'get to the Paradox Forums' bookmark
I´ll chip myself in for a +1
Nice AAR, and also we do of course want daily big updates, what a silly question.
24. OPERATIONS OPERATIONS
OPERATION FUTILE STALEMATE commences! MILLIONS of nude soldiers, smeared with mud and armed with nought, CLASH in Northern Chin.
TO NO AVAIL
CURSE YOU, ANDO!
No, not you. Ass.
Meanwhile, some whities get their knickers in a twist over some little city in some cold wheat producer. YAWN.
To attract attention to the TRUE sttruggle - the struggle against INTERNATIONAL BOLSHEVISM - our Generals in the North launch OPERATION WINKLE.
"To winkle out the Communists!"
GLORIOUS STALEMATE
GLORIOUS
This astounding success leads our Generals to debate OCCUPATION STRATEGY. It is decided that the best, most logical route is to create a loyal puppet in China and use it as an infantry MACHINE! SUCH A PUPPET WOULD BE ELECTRIC DYNAMITE, SPEWING SOLDIERS LEFT AND RIGHT DEEP INTO THE BOYPARTS OF OUR FOES.
So of course, we finally decide on TOTAL OCCUPATION! EVERY INCH OF CHIN SHALL BE OPPRESSED AND EXPLOITED AND STRIPPED AND BURNED AND DUG UP AND BURIED AGAIN AND PISSED ON AND SET ON FIRE AND LAUGHED AT AND AHAHAHAHAHAHAA BANZAI TORA DUGONG RAICHU DRAGONBALL SENGOKU JIDAI
"Emperor, your pills..."
Oh my. OH MY.
Ooooh.
To be continued...
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Here is a BUMPER UPDATE as I'm going on holiday on Thursday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqFkqn9lLUI
This is the greatest and best invasion in the world.
Tribute.
Long time ago, me and my slave nation Manchukuo here,
We was invading a vast and mountainous nation,
All of a sudden, there sat a mighty Generalissimo,
In the middle
of Chongqing.
AND HE SAID
“Pull off the best invasion,
In the world,
Or I’ll unify China.”
(China…)
Well, me and Pu Yi,
We looked at each other,
And we each said,
OKAY.
And we localized our naval wear,
Whatever that fucking means,
During the best invasion in the world,
It was the best invasion in the world,
AWH
Look at our German friends and it’s easy to see,
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny,
Once every hundred thousand deaths or so,
When the waters run red and the fires do glow,
And our armaments grow-ho,
Well, needless to say.
Chiang was STUNNED.
Whip-crack as we beat his men,
And the Foe was done.
He asked us,
“Be you angels?”
And we said NAY!
WE ARE AS GODS.
Rock!
Aaaaah, aaaah, aa-aa-aa-aa-aaah,
Hoooo
Wooaah-oh-oh
Oh oh oh oh!
This is not the greatest invasion in the world, no,
This is just a tribute,
Impossible to encapsulate in a song, no,
This is a tribuuute, oh,
To the greatest invasion in the world,
All right,
It was the greatest invasion in the world,
Oh lord,
Dude it was the best motherfucking invasion the greatest invasion in the world,
*Japanese scat interlude (You cannot even conceive of this)*
Oh, research interlude time.
*Riff*
And the peculiar thing is this, peasant slaves,
The invasion of that mighty nation,
It wasn’t actually anything LIKE THIS SONG,
This is just a tribute!
You’ve gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion
Good Gods, gotta help me out,
Invadin’ Chin, you can’t stop me now,
On fire are their villages and towns,
Deadly motherfuckers burning everything down,
Banzai!
BANZAI!
To be continued…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqFkqn9lLUI
25. TRIBUTE TRIBUTE
This is the greatest and best invasion in the world.
Tribute.
Long time ago, me and my slave nation Manchukuo here,
We was invading a vast and mountainous nation,
All of a sudden, there sat a mighty Generalissimo,
In the middle
of Chongqing.
AND HE SAID
“Pull off the best invasion,
In the world,
Or I’ll unify China.”
(China…)
Well, me and Pu Yi,
We looked at each other,
And we each said,
OKAY.
And we localized our naval wear,
Whatever that fucking means,
During the best invasion in the world,
It was the best invasion in the world,
AWH
Look at our German friends and it’s easy to see,
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny,
Once every hundred thousand deaths or so,
When the waters run red and the fires do glow,
And our armaments grow-ho,
Well, needless to say.
Chiang was STUNNED.
Whip-crack as we beat his men,
And the Foe was done.
He asked us,
“Be you angels?”
And we said NAY!
WE ARE AS GODS.
Rock!
Aaaaah, aaaah, aa-aa-aa-aa-aaah,
Hoooo
Wooaah-oh-oh
Oh oh oh oh!
This is not the greatest invasion in the world, no,
This is just a tribute,
Impossible to encapsulate in a song, no,
This is a tribuuute, oh,
To the greatest invasion in the world,
All right,
It was the greatest invasion in the world,
Oh lord,
Dude it was the best motherfucking invasion the greatest invasion in the world,
*Japanese scat interlude (You cannot even conceive of this)*
Oh, research interlude time.
*Riff*
And the peculiar thing is this, peasant slaves,
The invasion of that mighty nation,
It wasn’t actually anything LIKE THIS SONG,
This is just a tribute!
You’ve gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion
Good Gods, gotta help me out,
Invadin’ Chin, you can’t stop me now,
On fire are their villages and towns,
Deadly motherfuckers burning everything down,
Banzai!
BANZAI!
To be continued…
EWW...that's the most disgusting thing I have heard all day...even more disgusting than Mike Rowe castrating sheep.
Aside from that, onward to victory!
Thank you all! There will be but one more musical update when we BEGIN THE WAR WITH THE U***** S***** OF A****** (spoiler)
What does annoy me is I STILL haven't been able to get all the needed techs to research SHBBs. I want Yamato! YAMATO
What does annoy me is I STILL haven't been able to get all the needed techs to research SHBBs. I want Yamato! YAMATO
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Yamato's you'd better get, we'll be watching
This is definitely the best proof you qualify as WritAAR of the Week!
Congratulations!
This is definitely the best proof you qualify as WritAAR of the Week!
Congratulations!