Impo- Difficult Victory: A Japan Mod 34 VE/A AAR

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This is definitely the best proof you qualify as WritAAR of the Week!

Congratulations!

OMG you guys! Thank you!

*cries*

The deaths of all those fictional soldiers were not in vain.

 

[TRP]

So of course, we finally decide on TOTAL OCCUPATION! EVERY INCH OF CHIN SHALL BE OPPRESSED AND EXPLOITED AND STRIPPED AND BURNED AND DUG UP AND BURIED AGAIN AND PISSED ON AND SET ON FIRE AND LAUGHED AT AND AHAHAHAHAHAHAA BANZAI TORA DUGONG RAICHU DRAGONBALL SENGOKU JIDAI

You forgot to salt the earth. cover it in a LAYER so THICK that CHINA shall be a WASTELAND for AEONS TO COME! Bring forth the salt!

Great AAR BTW, your hyperkinetic style is totally hilarious

-Vincent, Totally Random Productions

 

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still funny, nice one. and i actually can sort of remember that particular song, so it was better this time.

 

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still funny, nice one. and i actually can sort of remember that particular song, so it was better this time.

Also I gave a link

You forgot to salt the earth. cover it in a LAYER so THICK that CHINA shall be a WASTELAND for AEONS TO COME! Bring forth the salt!

Great AAR BTW, your hyperkinetic style is totally hilarious

-Vincent, Totally Random Productions

THANK YOU, SLAVE

 

[Nathan Madien]

What does annoy me is I STILL haven't been able to get all the needed techs to research SHBBs. I want Yamato! YAMATO

Try watching Digimon (the first season). You can get all the Yamato you want there.

 

[Chilango2]

Your AAR had me crack up multiple times as I read through it, good going!

 

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I shall update tomorrow DESPITE MY HOLDAY

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

 

[Myth]

Excellent! And don't forget to pass on your award while you're at it!

 

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Will the next update be GLORIOUS!!??

 

[Nathan Madien]

Will the next update be GLORIOUS!!??

I think the proper question to ask is...

Will the next update be EVEN MORE GLORIOUS THAN THE LAST ONE!!??

 

[Tomn_Peng]

The Japanese are going to need to hyperevolve new glory glands in order to contain the massive influx of glory.

 

[Nathan Madien]

The Japanese are going to need to hyperevolve new glory glands in order to contain the massive influx of glory.

That's what well-endowered anime girls are for.

 

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A little late, yo. This is the worst computer ever.

And now, an update from France. With some pictures missing (see above)

25. C’EST MAGNIFIQUE, MAIS C’EST NE PAS DE FRANCAIS​

[New elite units]

Monsieur l’Empereur est très joli. Nous avon plus de soldieurs élite! TREMBLE SUS LE MAGNIFIQUEMENT DE JAPON!


[Okamura attacks Anshun, south of Chongqing]

Monsieur le General Okamura de Chantilly-Nagoya est avec trop de troopements dans la region Anshun en attaquer. C’est un component de le grand operation de offensivemont ‘Operation Downfall’. VICTOIRE EST ASSURÉ! POUR L’EMPERUEUR HIROHITO ET FRATERNITÉ ET LIBERTÉ!

Non. Pas de Liberté.

Est now, M. le Genéral Ando est avec SIX CENT MILLES HOMMES dans Chonqing! CENTS, MILLES ET MILLIARDS DE CHINOIS SONT MORT! LE SLAUGHTER EST TRÉS HORRIBLE EST BARBARIQUE!

TORA! TORA!
TIGRE!

Monsieur Yamamote est researché le principales de ‘Invasion Navale’. Donc, nous sommes le Japonais de INVASION NAVALE! Plutot de victoire pour Japon! PLUTOT DE GLOIRE POUR L’EMPEREUR
Bansai!

C’est un contre-attaque dans Chongqing, mais c’est malheureusement. Victoire pour le Chinois, c’est impossible! Le sun rising est super magnifique et trés sexy!!

Plus de 1,5 million Hommes en bataille, est Japon et victoirement yet again!

MAIS POUR QUOI COSTE?

POUR QUOI COSTE?


Continuer!

God DAMN that took HOURS on this piece of shit pc. You have no idea.

 

[Roman_legion]

Le sun rising est super magnifique et trés sexy!!

Made my day :rofl:

 

[Myth]

Trés bien!

And poor you. Better get back home then, so you can write on a real machine.

 

[Nathan Madien]

Yay...you won victories (even though I don't read French).

 

[Kaiser_Mobius]

That was an awesome update. I don't even know how to speak French, and yet I actually understood the dialogue.

I have been lurking in this thread since the start, and have loved this AAR. Keep up the good work!

 

[Tomn_Peng]

La gloire du Japon est évidente dans toutes les langues!

En avant!

 

[TRP]

That was an awesome update. I don't even know how to speak French, and yet I actually understood the dialogue.

I have been lurking in this thread since the start, and have loved this AAR. Keep up the good work!

It was more Frenglish than French, to be honest . It would surprise me if anyone would be inable to read that.

-Vincent