@ Enewald: No bastards yet. That the King knows of.
@ Iain Wilson: I very much enjoy the size of these updates. It only takes me 20-30 minutes, and they don't feel like a chore to write, like longer ones can sometimes seem. As for the MLS: well, it tries. What I do like, though, is how no one team terribly outclasses another, so the season isn't a foregone conclusion like the Premier League or the SPL, when you know that there are really only two or three teams that have a real chance at winning. I'm a fan of Chicago, which has a predominantly Mexican and Polish fan base, so it's no surprise that the team tends to look to Latin America and Poland for signings. The amount of Hispanic players on the team gives it a different feel than the SPL, that's for sure, but it's not better or worse, per se, just different.
@ Loki100: Heh, Brother Rupert might be...glossing over...some of the more sketchy details of his reign. You can't trust a monk writing in the Res Gestae style! That being said, things will get a little more...saucy.
And Spurs! Well, this season must be a tough one for you. Winning at San Siro, but then losing humiliatingly to Blackpool? At least Redknapp is as delightful as always!
@ All: I hope to have an update posted on Monday, US Central Time. No guarantees, though - it's midterm season, so my schedule is really in flux.