You Godwin son, and you lose some: A Family Saga
Written by MechTheDane
--The Harold Years--
EPISODE 2ish: Baby-Maker Shopping
EPISODE 3rd: Norman Invasion
EPISODE 4rt: Black Make Up
EPISODE 5teen: Peakabo-Pope
EPISODE 6ly: Wife-Strife: The Movie
EPISODE 7tre: Saxon Babies
EPISODE 8th: Brother's Keeper
EPISODE 9t: The Chinless
EPISODE 1Ø: Family Matters
EPISODE 11teen: Foot-prints
EPISODE 12teen: I did it for you dad
EPISODE 13teve: Bloody Couriers
EPISODE 14teven: Toddler Fight!
EPISODE Fünfzeen: Toys for Boys
EPISODE sEckszeen: No-Man Wins.
EPISODE 17teen: The 2nd Anglo-Slav War
EPISODE auchtsteen: Missionaries
EPISODE neuntsteen: The 2nd Anglo-Slavic War, Part 1
EPISODE Twentyteen: You My Good Sir are a Ninny-Face
EPISODE Twentynext: Harold vs. Russia A Battle of Giants
EPISODE Twooftwenty: Is that a Knife in your Back?
EPISODE 23rd: A Bastard's Story
EPISODE 24rd: GODWINSTON HO!!
EPISODE Twentyfünfgeshishnet: What Panzy-town Academy are you from?
EPISODE 26er: The Heir should have the Hair
EPISODE 20sleven: No More, Man
EPISODE 2eight: Bastard Sons and Worms
EPISODE 29ter: A Family Tragedy
--The Jean Years--
EPISODE 3º: A Trip Down-Town
EPISODE 31: It's All About the Ponies
EPISODE 32: A Man and his Skull
EPISODE 33: Why are we here Again?
EPISODE 34: Hunting with the Pope
EPISODE 35: And he Alone Stared into their Red Eyes
EPISODE 36: No Ponies in Hell
EPISODE 37: Neeeeeeeeeeehhh.....
EPISODE 38: My Name is Edulf
--The Edulf Era--
EPISODE 39: 600 Saxons and A Truck
EPISODE 40: Return of the Battlecry
EPISODE 41: So, what exactly is a little Leprechaun?
EPISODE 42: Well there are the camels...
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From obscurity, the cloak of history and the fog of the past, our family rose. No one's entirely sure where our family came from, which corner of Anglo-land we crawled out of. But it mattered not, for within 3 short generations we went from Thegn, to Earl, to King.
And yet all that was shattered into thousand pieces, a thousand false hopes, a thousand tears in one single battle, in September of 1066.
My father died, my mother fled, and a seeress told me the fate of my family was to embrace obscurity once more.
This is a fate I refuse.
This is my father, Harold the II of England.
And this is me, I'm Harold the III..of nothing. The king of Denmark's like our grand cousin removed a couple times or something, so mom brought us here.
This is my sister, Gytha. She thinks she's the boss of me, I tell her she looks like a mole.
My....cousin...the king attacks stuff. It's not all that important to me.
I guess I forgot to mention..my brother. His name is Ulf. (What sort of Saxon name is Ulf?!) I bet dad made him with a trash peasant. Dad was hardcore like that. Anyways, we're the same age, and take it from me, Army or not, he's a pansy.
Ah, it's about time. I've been hitting poor Niels Svendson Knytling with a wooden sword too long!
I just live in the Court. Which is boring, and also is why my life reads like a Slide-Show of someones vacation. Anyways! This is Knud Magnus Svendson Knytling, he has FOUR names. From the moment we met and he said them all, I knew we were destined to be pals.
This is my sister's boyfriend, I'm not really sure what he sees in mole face. Maybe she goes well with his club-foot.
He's the Marshall; I know this because she's told me..at least a million times now.
A rather successful one at that. All the kids at the Academy can't stop talking about our recent military gains.
Written by MechTheDane
--The Harold Years--
EPISODE 2ish: Baby-Maker Shopping
EPISODE 3rd: Norman Invasion
EPISODE 4rt: Black Make Up
EPISODE 5teen: Peakabo-Pope
EPISODE 6ly: Wife-Strife: The Movie
EPISODE 7tre: Saxon Babies
EPISODE 8th: Brother's Keeper
EPISODE 9t: The Chinless
EPISODE 1Ø: Family Matters
EPISODE 11teen: Foot-prints
EPISODE 12teen: I did it for you dad
EPISODE 13teve: Bloody Couriers
EPISODE 14teven: Toddler Fight!
EPISODE Fünfzeen: Toys for Boys
EPISODE sEckszeen: No-Man Wins.
EPISODE 17teen: The 2nd Anglo-Slav War
EPISODE auchtsteen: Missionaries
EPISODE neuntsteen: The 2nd Anglo-Slavic War, Part 1
EPISODE Twentyteen: You My Good Sir are a Ninny-Face
EPISODE Twentynext: Harold vs. Russia A Battle of Giants
EPISODE Twooftwenty: Is that a Knife in your Back?
EPISODE 23rd: A Bastard's Story
EPISODE 24rd: GODWINSTON HO!!
EPISODE Twentyfünfgeshishnet: What Panzy-town Academy are you from?
EPISODE 26er: The Heir should have the Hair
EPISODE 20sleven: No More, Man
EPISODE 2eight: Bastard Sons and Worms
EPISODE 29ter: A Family Tragedy
--The Jean Years--
EPISODE 3º: A Trip Down-Town
EPISODE 31: It's All About the Ponies
EPISODE 32: A Man and his Skull
EPISODE 33: Why are we here Again?
EPISODE 34: Hunting with the Pope
EPISODE 35: And he Alone Stared into their Red Eyes
EPISODE 36: No Ponies in Hell
EPISODE 37: Neeeeeeeeeeehhh.....
EPISODE 38: My Name is Edulf
--The Edulf Era--
EPISODE 39: 600 Saxons and A Truck
EPISODE 40: Return of the Battlecry
EPISODE 41: So, what exactly is a little Leprechaun?
EPISODE 42: Well there are the camels...
---------------------------------------------------------------
From obscurity, the cloak of history and the fog of the past, our family rose. No one's entirely sure where our family came from, which corner of Anglo-land we crawled out of. But it mattered not, for within 3 short generations we went from Thegn, to Earl, to King.
And yet all that was shattered into thousand pieces, a thousand false hopes, a thousand tears in one single battle, in September of 1066.
My father died, my mother fled, and a seeress told me the fate of my family was to embrace obscurity once more.
This is a fate I refuse.
This is my father, Harold the II of England.
And this is me, I'm Harold the III..of nothing. The king of Denmark's like our grand cousin removed a couple times or something, so mom brought us here.
This is my sister, Gytha. She thinks she's the boss of me, I tell her she looks like a mole.
My....cousin...the king attacks stuff. It's not all that important to me.
I guess I forgot to mention..my brother. His name is Ulf. (What sort of Saxon name is Ulf?!) I bet dad made him with a trash peasant. Dad was hardcore like that. Anyways, we're the same age, and take it from me, Army or not, he's a pansy.
Ah, it's about time. I've been hitting poor Niels Svendson Knytling with a wooden sword too long!
I just live in the Court. Which is boring, and also is why my life reads like a Slide-Show of someones vacation. Anyways! This is Knud Magnus Svendson Knytling, he has FOUR names. From the moment we met and he said them all, I knew we were destined to be pals.
This is my sister's boyfriend, I'm not really sure what he sees in mole face. Maybe she goes well with his club-foot.
He's the Marshall; I know this because she's told me..at least a million times now.
A rather successful one at that. All the kids at the Academy can't stop talking about our recent military gains.
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