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The Maidenly Adventures of Queen Judith
As told with many pictures. And few words.
(the quality is low because there's a lot of them. pictures that is. the low quality of the words is all my fault though.)
1425 - 1427
The plan was simple.
. . . amazingly simple. This may bear further investigation.
Rodislav's first mistake: being named Rodislav.
Being a mortal enemy in the presence of a Knýtling is like waving a red flag in front of a bull.
Interesting.
Were I a more malicious queen, I would start giving archbishoprics to my enemies.
With the war in Africa over, the King of North Africa, who lives somewhere in Siberia, gives me thousands of ducats.
He's, ahem, toast.
I spent the ducats on tapestries.
They're really nice tapestries.
My armies invade Tunisia by marching in a simple, straight path towards Tunisia.
I'm starting to get a bit weirded out by this.
Ah, that explains it.
This is Stephen, my hideous nephew. Under normal circumstances, he'd be my mortal enemy. Instead, he's my marshal.
That explains why my armies are acting so efficiently; they're being run by the bad guys.
Valdemar Knýtling. Now why is that name so familiar?
Ah, he was one of my ancestors! Let's see what the books say about him.
Hm.
Ah.
o
If I hadn't read about Valdemar Knýtling, I never would have learned the skills necessary to be a papal controller.
It's apparently all in the wrist. Who knew?
Oh, poo.
I finally get my hands on the pope and he's defective.
That's just my luck.
As told with many pictures. And few words.
(the quality is low because there's a lot of them. pictures that is. the low quality of the words is all my fault though.)
1425 - 1427
The plan was simple.
. . . amazingly simple. This may bear further investigation.
Rodislav's first mistake: being named Rodislav.
Being a mortal enemy in the presence of a Knýtling is like waving a red flag in front of a bull.
Interesting.
Were I a more malicious queen, I would start giving archbishoprics to my enemies.
With the war in Africa over, the King of North Africa, who lives somewhere in Siberia, gives me thousands of ducats.
He's, ahem, toast.
I spent the ducats on tapestries.
They're really nice tapestries.
My armies invade Tunisia by marching in a simple, straight path towards Tunisia.
I'm starting to get a bit weirded out by this.
Ah, that explains it.
This is Stephen, my hideous nephew. Under normal circumstances, he'd be my mortal enemy. Instead, he's my marshal.
That explains why my armies are acting so efficiently; they're being run by the bad guys.
Valdemar Knýtling. Now why is that name so familiar?
Ah, he was one of my ancestors! Let's see what the books say about him.
Hm.
Ah.
o
If I hadn't read about Valdemar Knýtling, I never would have learned the skills necessary to be a papal controller.
It's apparently all in the wrist. Who knew?
Oh, poo.
I finally get my hands on the pope and he's defective.
That's just my luck.
Judith has a pope in her hot little hands, but he's no good to her with such limp prestige. That's why Judith does the one thing hardest to do in the all the world: track down an Arab emirate to sack. There just happens to be one nearby, so off her armies go in the care of her warty marshal Stephen to embark on the second-to-last crusade! And then Sunifred really screws things up badly, giving Judith just the window she needs to . . . Sunifred? The king of England is named Sunifred? Oh, for God's sake. Whatever. Judith does all that stuff I just talked about as the adventures of Judith Knýtling continue!
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