Haven't you already taken enough of my money? Why do you insist on making games I know I'm going to buy?
If I had kids at home, they'd likely be starving, wandering the streets barefoot wearing nothing but torn shopping bags for clothes. They'd be crying out, "Daddy, we're hungry!" and I'd reply, "Look, I'll go to the store but first I have to deal with..." and then go back to playing my game. And when they finally collapsed from hunger, I'd have to push them aside with my foot because they'd likely be under my desk and it'd be really uncomfortable sitting all twisted to the side with their bodies in the way of my feet.
(I'm basically saying I'd be a terrible parent here, but I'd totally blame it undead platypii to assuage my guilt)
If I had kids at home, they'd likely be starving, wandering the streets barefoot wearing nothing but torn shopping bags for clothes. They'd be crying out, "Daddy, we're hungry!" and I'd reply, "Look, I'll go to the store but first I have to deal with..." and then go back to playing my game. And when they finally collapsed from hunger, I'd have to push them aside with my foot because they'd likely be under my desk and it'd be really uncomfortable sitting all twisted to the side with their bodies in the way of my feet.
(I'm basically saying I'd be a terrible parent here, but I'd totally blame it undead platypii to assuage my guilt)