I'm sorry if this is short and snippy, but this is the third time I've retyped this goddamn update.
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Does Bohemia have a core on Saxony? If so it could be a problem later.
Fortunately, no. They force-annexed Saxony, not inherited them, so I grabbed the province before they got a core.
Glad people are enjoying my AAR!
Unfortunately, with the threat of total annihilation lessened, around here is when I
got overconfident began roleplaying, and the king is an idiot.
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We celebrate our victory over Bohemia in the traditional way.
Once the magistrate population is culled sufficiently, we take a look at our one core that's outside our borders, the province of Brunswick.
Hm. Sometime later then.
Magdeburg attacks Hamburg, apparently getting the conquering spirit after taking Berlin. Since they have a core, we can't intervene as the Emperor, sadly.
A few months pass, and we receive news that makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Tee hee~
But then something possess me to declare war on Brunswick anyway in June of 1552. I missed the screenshots, unfortunately.
Brunswick itself gets stomped quickly and we take our core.
Bavaria, though, takes offense at our ungentlemanly behavior.
Somewhere in all this mess that I didn't screenshot well, Magdeburg saw a chance to attack us. FOOLS.
Venice leads the alliance against me, and they refuse every offer of peace that doesn't release Brandenburg. Since I need Berlin owned and cored, I dig in my heels and refuse.
Venice and Bavaria proceed to stomp me into the dirt, but they never manage to catch the Liberation Army or occupy all my territory, so they can't force a peace. The war drags on through 1554, wrecking the whole country due to
my the king's stubbornness. Then December rolls around...
Eep.
With Austria's giant armies getting closer, I squeal in terror and accept the first offer I get from Venice.
I am suitably chastened and ready to put this whole stupid mess behind me.
Thuringia and surroundings after the Stupid War.
Things aren't that bad, though, despite my embarrassment. The treasury was so overstuffed with war subsidies and loot that it still has a couple hundred ducats, Brunswick province is mine forever, releasing Brandenburg (under a von Wettin) knocked my infamy down to 2.1, and I'm still very prestigious. So, I'm not gonna be a sore loser.
I am sore when Venice attacks Siena with no CB at the start of February though. Way to be hypocritical, jerks.
For the rest of the year we sit quietly, recovering and waiting for the next opportunity. March of 1555 brings some interesting news.
Austria was apparently sick of all its neighbors making noise, so it's stomping Bavaria. Meanwhile, England (which I think is Prot now) is cracking up. To the east, the mighty Ottoman Empire is expanding into the Crimea at the expense of Russia, and has taken about half of the Mamluk lands.
In September, another message from Bohemia asking for help as the Transylvanians have attacked them.
~*teehee*~ We ignore them and make another slider move towards Free Subjects...which is quite the oxymoron if you think about it. Some people 'disappear' so we lose 173 manpower out of the 26,660.
We get a royal marriage with the newly recreated Salzburg as Bavaria shows its didn't learn its lesson and annexes Trier. A diplomatic insult CB on the returned Wurzburg goes unused - they're allied to Austria, guaranteed by Bavaria and DOTF'd by Venice.
We do fund some Saxon rebels in Bohemia, though.
I almost feel bad...almost.
England continues to crumble, Catholic Zealots and Noble Rebels controlling half the country. There's a small rebellion of peasants in Dresden, and we're forced to crush them in a very free way.
Ernst takes it hard, though. We take the administration option for the -1 infamy, then Standardize Weights, Scales and Measures the following January.
POLAAAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!
Bohemia sweeps aside the rebels now that Poland isn't sitting on them. Savoy becomes Bohemia's vassal through dynastic ties (I think, Bohemia's king is a Savoia). Also his son is literally named Caesar. I have a bad feeling about this.
1559 rolls around and starts off oddly when Austria attacks England for no reason. Then we remember England rules Switzerland two months later when they cede Schwiz. Scotland attacks England too. Overall, it doesn't look good for the largest Protestant country...
In Thuringia, we switch one NI from Conscripts (which we no longer need due to the Imperial bonus) to Merchant Adventures. The Papacy gets kicked out of England and Spain eats Sicily. But what I'm watching with interest is Venice.
Will they form Italy? I've never seen it form.
Russia loses another war to the Turks, while England rallies, sweeps all its rebels aside and smashes the Scots. Good show!
Oof. Well, I messed up and didn't know that you had to have Ecumenicism to avoid this. I select 'tolerant society', but the damage is done. Brunswick (Reformed) then gets an event about rising intolerance. Mecklemburg breaks their alliance with us for no immediately discernible reason.
Then, at the end of June 1561, a momentous event.
The electors have abandoned us, the country's gripped by religious turmoil, the king is both incompetent and nutty, and now the talented heir has died with no replacement.
It's time for a change, so on the Fourth of July, 1561...
The Thuringian Republic is proclaimed! Ernst gets a nice mountain retreat to be crazy in, and the first election is held.
...Syndic?