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In 1455, a strange event occurred. In Southeastern Europe, a new nation appeared: Styria.
According to the author’s other-dimension contacts, this nation is very rare.
How did this nation appear in our fair dimension? Vagabond Press’s history expert, Wilhelm T. Winklebottom, says extra-terrestrial life forms are not completely out of the question….
“I’m not saying its aliens….
But its aliens….”
~ History Expert Wilhelm T. Winklebottom
And when the author asked him if aliens had to do with anything concerning bathrooms or Khorasan, he just gave me this picture labeled “ZOMFG UFO OVER IRAN”
Any who, back to history….
In March 1456 Larrystan became the newest tourist trap in Bay-Bay’s fine empire
Six months later, Delhi, while half-occupied by the Timurids and rebels, formed an alliance….Truly Double B’s charisma was given by Allah himself.
Soon after that, PERSIA rebelled from Qara Kowanaloo. Babur was angry about this.
Ajam HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (1457)
The Khorasanese Empire circa 1457. That ugly tan splinter to the north = >:{
And then whoever the leader of Quan Shaka-Laka-Bangbang accepted the Khorasanan peace treaty
And then the Fake Persian Pretenders Who Are Totally Not Cool (FPPWATNC) got on the nerves of Babur Bay-Bay’s nerves for the last time! WAR!!!!!!!!!!
And then his invincible awesome manly troopers took their sad capital (For the win)
FULL ANNEXATION!!!!!! Ahem….I mean….Full Annexation…. (Calm)
A Khorasaniananaianan artist’s rendering of revoltrisk in 1458. Good thing those large bodies of water wouln't revolt!
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And then, the same year, OE REJECTED a RE with ME…I mean….Bay-Bay….
[WHY EDGEWISE!!!!??????]
Here is the nomad eating Khoraasani Nile Crocodile (1458)
That’s the end of the chapter! Remember that if you take your pants completely off while sitting on the toilet, you’re not a bad person!