Espionage is terrible! But on the flip side.. we can sell hats for lots of money.. so...
Hats you say?
Coincidentally, there's a game that makes a lot of money by selling hats:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hat simulator
hat simulator
A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hat-fortress-2
During the page introducing the game for Mac computers, they even jokingly called it:
America's #1 war-themed hat simulator
http://www.teamfortress.com/macupdate/earbuds/
For the first time, Mac users can experience the head-covering excitement by getting online this weekend and playing America's #1 war-themed hat simulator for themselves.
Team Fortress Today
Many players weren't so happy with these new additions, as they questioned if was about playing the game and enjoying it anymore or to simply do nothing else but to collect hats and other unlockables. Whether some liked it or not, hats were here to stay. Another gripe many had with hats was that many of the later ones would go outside of the borders of the games unique art style. Serveral of the hats in the game just simply didn't fit in there with everything else.
Some went so far that they didn't think TF2 was a online first person shooter anymore. It was nothing but a hat simulator.
Hat fortress 2.
Hat fortress 2.