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Party: Labour
Constituency: Leicester North-East
[Politician]
[Government Minister +2PP]
Constituency: Leicester North-East
[Politician]
[Government Minister +2PP]
Party : Ulster Unionist Party (Conservative)
Constituency : South Antrim
[Politician]
[Unionist Leader, +1PP, Shadow Cabinet Minister, +2PP]
Lochlan G. Fitzpatrick - When good looks meet great policies.
Constituency : South Antrim
[Politician]
[Unionist Leader, +1PP, Shadow Cabinet Minister, +2PP]
Lochlan G. Fitzpatrick - When good looks meet great policies.
Party: Conservatives
Constituency: Kensington South
[Politician]
[Shadow Minister: +2PP]
- Timothy Blake, Tory MP for Kensington South
Constituency: Kensington South
[Politician]
[Shadow Minister: +2PP]
- Timothy Blake, Tory MP for Kensington South
After the latest issue of Private Eye hits the news stands...
((Private))
Timothy Blake turned to his assistant. "These Labour posters are quite distasteful."
"Why do you say that?"
"It's a low blow to make fun of a man's accent and speech."
"Well could you ever understand what the man was saying?"
"Of course not! Unlike your average Labourite though, I'm not stupid enough to alienate the entire Scottish population by making fun of the accent of one of their own. At least we know Labour won't be doing well in Scotland after distributing that."
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Party: Conservative
Constituency: Hertford
[Politician]
[Shadow Minister +2PP]
~ Arthur Hornesby, Conservative Candidate for Hertford
Constituency: Hertford
[Politician]
[Shadow Minister +2PP]
~ Arthur Hornesby, Conservative Candidate for Hertford
((Where's the Welsh Tree? In an Italian hotel room with horrible WiFi, that's where.
))
((Where's the Welsh Tree? In an Italian hotel room with horrible WiFi, that's where.
((Well go find yourself a voting booth and vote.))
Party: Conservative
Constituency: Monmouth
[Politician]
[Leader of the Opposition, +3PP]
"I speak now to make a final appeal to all Britons, from Anglesey to Perth, from Ulster to Essex, and all across these isles, where British success and survival is desired.
"It is in my view that we will have the ability to stand as a beacon to other nations, it is, and above all, I urge the British people to vote for the party which it believes will lead us to that position once more.
"I do not believe that Labour has proven itself to be at-all successful in promoting British interests, and despite the relatively baseless claims of its leadership, it has been the direct cause of unemployment crises, as well as the implosion of industry.
"Similarly, I do not believe the rising stars of the Liberal Party hold experience or capacity for making major policy decisions in the present day. And, speak as much as they want about returning to the days of David Lloyd George, they have, in many ways, rejected elements of his policy.
"It is in my view that any person determined to make his vote count for him, his family, and his country, ought to vote for the party that will place his priorities first, and vote Conservative."
Constituency: Monmouth
[Politician]
[Leader of the Opposition, +3PP]
"I speak now to make a final appeal to all Britons, from Anglesey to Perth, from Ulster to Essex, and all across these isles, where British success and survival is desired.
"It is in my view that we will have the ability to stand as a beacon to other nations, it is, and above all, I urge the British people to vote for the party which it believes will lead us to that position once more.
"I do not believe that Labour has proven itself to be at-all successful in promoting British interests, and despite the relatively baseless claims of its leadership, it has been the direct cause of unemployment crises, as well as the implosion of industry.
"Similarly, I do not believe the rising stars of the Liberal Party hold experience or capacity for making major policy decisions in the present day. And, speak as much as they want about returning to the days of David Lloyd George, they have, in many ways, rejected elements of his policy.
"It is in my view that any person determined to make his vote count for him, his family, and his country, ought to vote for the party that will place his priorities first, and vote Conservative."
((As someone who was just in the wilderness of the Scottish Highlands, take out your bloody credit card and pay for some better WiFi.))((Where's the Welsh Tree? In an Italian hotel room with horrible WiFi, that's where.
Party: Labour
Constituency: Glasgow North-West
[Politician]
[Comrade Premier +4 PP]
((KingHigh, the Labour mainfesto lists "democratic socialism" twice.))
Constituency: Glasgow North-West
[Politician]
[Comrade Premier +4 PP]
((KingHigh, the Labour mainfesto lists "democratic socialism" twice.))
((Dadar, unless you fancy the Eye being prosecuted for publishing state secrets, would you mind editing this out? It's, you know, confidential…
))
((Manifestos can lie, and any way the penalty is that people think you are communists))
The following Conservative poster appeared throughout Scotland following Labour's poster mocking Liberal MP MacAlistair.
((Dadar, unless you fancy the Eye being prosecuted for publishing state secrets, would you mind editing this out? It's, you know, confidential…
((Hide classified stuff in your bio with a spoiler if it's not public FFS, Orwell worked with intelligence and everyone knew that soon after))