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CHAPTER 1-The Warm Up
Prepare your buttholes for the greatest epic of the ages.
Welcome one and all to the tale of the kings of the Alamanni (using the beta version of When the World Stopped Making Sense).
The greatest ball game in history begins with the life of King Gibuld the fat, conqueror of lesser peoples and MVP of the year A.D. 440.
http://i.imgur.com/NhmJR71.jpg[/img
As any good man would, he marries a hot courtier rather than anyone with a useful alliance.
here's the real picture:
And instead dooms his son to a life of no love and hope by marrying him to the daughter of the king of Thuringia.
After Gibuld becomes a mystic and accepting the love affair of his wife and her lover(aka Gibuld's son: Mederich), Gibuld honors the call of war by the king of Thuringia to fight the kingdom of Rugiland in a back-street pickup game. Naturally, before any outcome could be decided the king of Thuringia had to leave to pick up his kids from church(he became Arian) = (casus belli: no longer valid).
In order to keep his realm in line, he distributed titles to random people.
Finally, and after a couple mettlesome Christian rebellions, Gibuld is poised to pick up some new free-agents(land for all you peasants out there). To be continued...
CHAPTER 1-The Warm Up
Prepare your buttholes for the greatest epic of the ages.
Welcome one and all to the tale of the kings of the Alamanni (using the beta version of When the World Stopped Making Sense).
The greatest ball game in history begins with the life of King Gibuld the fat, conqueror of lesser peoples and MVP of the year A.D. 440.
http://i.imgur.com/NhmJR71.jpg[/img
As any good man would, he marries a hot courtier rather than anyone with a useful alliance.
here's the real picture:
And instead dooms his son to a life of no love and hope by marrying him to the daughter of the king of Thuringia.
After Gibuld becomes a mystic and accepting the love affair of his wife and her lover(aka Gibuld's son: Mederich), Gibuld honors the call of war by the king of Thuringia to fight the kingdom of Rugiland in a back-street pickup game. Naturally, before any outcome could be decided the king of Thuringia had to leave to pick up his kids from church(he became Arian) = (casus belli: no longer valid).
In order to keep his realm in line, he distributed titles to random people.
Finally, and after a couple mettlesome Christian rebellions, Gibuld is poised to pick up some new free-agents(land for all you peasants out there). To be continued...
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