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• Sep 24, 2014

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#AlammanianGoonSquad-GET$$$$$ a WTWSMS AAR


CHAPTER 1-The Warm Up




Prepare your buttholes for the greatest epic of the ages.

Welcome one and all to the tale of the kings of the Alamanni (using the beta version of When the World Stopped Making Sense).


The greatest ball game in history begins with the life of King Gibuld the fat, conqueror of lesser peoples and MVP of the year A.D. 440.

http://i.imgur.com/NhmJR71.jpg[/img

As any good man would, he marries a hot courtier rather than anyone with a useful alliance.



here's the real picture:

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And instead dooms his son to a life of no love and hope by marrying him to the daughter of the king of Thuringia.

After Gibuld becomes a mystic and accepting the love affair of his wife and her lover(aka Gibuld's son: Mederich), Gibuld honors the call of war by the king of Thuringia to fight the kingdom of Rugiland in a back-street pickup game. Naturally, before any outcome could be decided the king of Thuringia had to leave to pick up his kids from church(he became Arian) = (casus belli: no longer valid).

In order to keep his realm in line, he distributed titles to random people.

Finally, and after a couple mettlesome Christian rebellions,

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Gibuld is poised to pick up some new free-agents(land for all you peasants out there). To be continued...

 

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PseudoCatfish

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• Sep 24, 2014

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Glad to see this! Looking to be excellent

 

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It's pretty awesome. You already win the award for the most MLG AAR yet!

 

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• Sep 24, 2014

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damn king gibuld stunt on them haters

 

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• Sep 24, 2014

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Subscribed.

 

keytool

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• Sep 25, 2014

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#AlammanianGoonSquad-GET$$$$$ WTWSMS AAR

Chapter 2 - The Blitz and SuperDukes™

Alamannia vs Burgundy


Everyone assumes that the Germans pioneered blitzkrieg during the Second World War, however as we see above, they simply stole it from King Gibuld and his team. In his never ending quest to dominate the Western-European conference, Gibuld needed free-agents(see above for real definition), thus challenging Burgundy for its players. Here is a summary of the invasion:



12 seconds later...



The 12 second game resulted in total occupation of every square inch of land in Burgundy, there were no survivors.

Because Gavelkind is broken, King Gibuld was forced to give all his 12 year old sons land cause why not; thus creating the SuperDukes™ franchise.

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Do not open if you have epilepsy^

Later on this week, King Gibuld has a night-game against the Visigoths. To be continued...

 

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PseudoCatfish

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• Sep 26, 2014

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Gibuld be leaving the Burgundians in a deeper shade of purple after dat brutal fast-break dunk. Want more!

 

misiame

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• Sep 28, 2014

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Best comedy aar 10/10

 

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Ybakgibumpti

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• Sep 28, 2014

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11/10 ~ ign

 

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Enlil

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• Sep 28, 2014

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Simply beautiful.

 

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PseudoCatfish

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• Sep 30, 2014

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More please?

 

keytool

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• Oct 3, 2014

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Chapter 3 - The Western Conference Playoff Game

In order to read this chapter, you must listen to appropriate music, play the link below. If you do not, you are prohibited from reading further, you are on your honor.
[video=youtube;um0dSmC0KEw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0dSmC0KEw[/video]

Ladies and Germs welcome to the WESTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS!!@!#$$^T,

The two teams are as follows:
the home team: Visigoths
and the visitors: The SuperDukes™


Summary of the warm-up as is follows:

Since the game mechanics are a little broken, we got a head start.


Their coach was immediately captured:



And...Forest got a little carried away while we were high:


And well, all's well that ends well:


To be continued...

 

PseudoCatfish

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• Oct 4, 2014

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Is that... Ducal-level Istria controlling all of Italy? :O

 

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• Oct 4, 2014

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Come on and SLAM, if you wanna JAM!

I'm loving the space jam

 

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• Oct 4, 2014

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All these scrubs should better watch out- a real player has come to town.

This has been a wonderful piece of madness. Please do more.

 

keytool

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• Oct 6, 2014

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We currently out of writing material (drugs). When we acquire more a new chapter will be released.

Stay Fresh

 

misiame

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• Oct 9, 2014

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I must say that this is the best comedy AAR I have ever read in my whole time on Paradox forums. I know I just one gal, but damnit I'm that one gal that thinks this is the funniest stuff she's ever read. Congrats!

 

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• Oct 23, 2014

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This is amazing. PUT MORE OF IT IN MY EYES (AND EARS)

 

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• Oct 23, 2014

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Dolla Dolla Bills. Alemanni got their swagger back.

 

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• Oct 24, 2014

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This is one of the funniest AARs I've ever read XD
I can't help but imagine king Gibuld and his Goonsquad ballin' their way to glory and conquests