Screw it.
UPDATE!
Chapter Eye Ecks: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
"Tell us who you work for Mr Brush and ze pain will stop."
"NEVER!"
"You, Generic Badguy Henchman #3, twist 'is tail until 'e talks."
"You'll never get it out of me Docteur Non!"
"I believe we will, Brush, every man will talk when enough pressure is applied."
"I am no man, I AM A FOX!"
Basil Brush fires a dart from his utility tail. It strikes Generic Badguy Henchman #3 in the chest and sticks there, injecting it's poison into his blood.
He then turns on Docteur Non.
"You underestimate me Docteur Non, I am more resourceful than you think."
"No, you underestimate me Brush!"
He pulls a baguette from his beret and fires three bulletts.
Basil Brush dodges each with ease then throws himself at Docteur Non who falls into an inexplicably well placed vat of acid that noone noticed until now.
"DAMN YOU BRUSH!"
"Toodle Pip old bean, see you next time when you recount to me your escape from the acid in dreary monologue before outlining your plans and leaving me time to think up my escape."
He turns to leave, his brush waving behind him.
Later on......
Basil Brush walks to his favourite brothel in the area,
La Place de Sex.
As he enters he greets the madame and orders the usual, tea, milk not sugar.
He chooses from the women available and as he walks up to his choice he mutters to her "Did you know I'm a memeber of the Klu Klux Klan? I'm a wizard under the sheets."
"BOOM BOOM!"
Now dear reader imagine for yourself the latter scene which I have left out.
It features a good deal of brush action, "Boom Boom"ing and other sounds of intense pleasure.
And may that image now haunt you for the rest of the week.
Cheers for reading!