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Chapter twenty: The Pact of Steel

One of the topics that Chamberlain had to deal with was the Pact of Steel, known formally as the Pact of Friendship and Alliance between France and Italy. It was a year old pact, true, but London was still doubtful about it. Apparently, the pact was to link their foreign policies (to achieve this, both government would enter into mutual consultation) and full military support of the signatories should the other country go to war.

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The Pact looked as if Italian was abandoning her neutrality in the Mediterranean but, even then, to London the Soviets where the real danger. For a while, No. 10 sighed, the Empire and the world would have to remain idle about the Axis Paris-Rome. At least, as someone whispered to the PM's ear, "they're not a pack of Reds". What really worried Chamberlain was a memorandum that, placed on his desk, looked as dangerous as a Black Mamba: it stated, plainly, that the greatest peril the Empire may face would come from Soviet-inspired agitation, at home, in the Colonies, and in friendly countries and Dominions. And what worried Chamberlain the most, both the Home Office AND the Foreign Office agreed on that. To have both ministers agreeing upon something was such a novel idea that Chamberlain could not help rolling his eyes, appalled.

Worse still, the French armed forces were undergoing a complete refit. While the Bloch MB 151/152 and Morane-Saulnier M.S.406/410 fighters were almost on par with the Hurricanes (some brilliant mind had finally seen that the main problem of the M.S.406 was his engine and the result of this was a redesigned fighter, the M.S. 410 with a new and more powerful engine and, a new and more aerodynamic engine cowling. These changes boosted the speed to 326 mph (525 km/h) -1-), the Armée de l'Air was eagerly waiting for the new Dewoitine fighter, the D.520, wihch would enter into service in 1939, and it was receiveing new attack planes like the Potez Po 633 and the Breguet Bre 633 -2-. In addition to this, new and more powerful tanks were rolling out from SOMUA production lines and new machine guns, rapid-fire rifles, and submachine guns were being issued to the French infantry.

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Two brand new MS 410 seen in an air base somewhere in the Ardennes forest

Meanwhile, the Second Sino-Japanese War threatened to widen its horizons. As a part of the blocakde against the coast of China, Japanese aircraft attacked and sank the American gunboat USS Panay (and other American and British warships) on December 12, resulting in three casualties, thirty wounded and massive disputes between the American and Japanese governments. The American ambassador to Japan, Joseph C. Grew. Grew, whose experience in the foreign service spanned over 30 years, "remembered the Maine", and hoped to avoid a similar situation. Tokio did not want further complications, apparently, and took full responsibility for the incident, even if it keep claiming that it had been a mistake. Thus, the matter was settled on the 24th of December with Japan apologizing and paying over 2 million US dollars in repairments.

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The Panay sinking after the Japanese air attack.

In the end, this incident proved quite harmful for Tokio, as the Japnese government thought that, apparently, Washington had no stomach for even complaining and could be bought off any conflict. Unaware of this, the Imperial Japanese army kept advancing through China, On 13th of December 1937, the forces of General Iwane Matsui took Nanjing. The Chinese troops, fleeing from previous defeats such as the Battle of Shanghai, just run away from the advancing Japanese army. Once the city fell, three days of carnage, mass-murdering and devastation followed. In spite of Matsui's reaction to put and end to the massacre, it was too late. With tears in his eyes, he rebuked the officers and soldiers under his command, that atrocities done by a part of the army had damaged the reputation of the empire, such a thing should not happen in the Imperial Army, they should maintain discipline strictly and should never persecute innocent people, and so on. He was soon recalled to Japan and then Matsui retired from the military.

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Iwane Matsui rides into Nanking and into his final demise.



-1- Basically, the "new" MS410 is a Frenchized Mörkö-Morane, so to speak.
-2- The French IA is going mad with her military tecnos.



@trekaddict: In due time, all in due time... :D:D

@Nathan Madien: I remembered a game called Warhammer 40,000 and the chit-chat of the Orcs... I couldn't help...

@Razgriz 2K9: Guderian and Rommel are still around.

@El Pip: Nothing, but the Tetrat is still a bit far away in time and Paradox selected the Mk V. I got lazy, Peti was lazy, too, we didn't look elsewhere for alternatives -quite unorthodox to be me, I admit. But don't worry. There will be plenty of time to enjoy the adventures and the qualities of the good old bad British light tanks!!!

I must admit, my dear brethern in the AARland: I went for a Wolsey tank instead of going after a rank of the church because I was afraid of having a shitty tank named Cardinal and getting god old Pippy bitting my arse by stating that "someone has commited a Cardinal sin". And also because good old Wolsey deserved some kind of "immortality" for having to stand up for Anne Boleyn (my dear Anne knew too well how to bitch you when she wanted) and Henry VIII and not going too mad.

A TTL Crammer... equivalent of the OTL Crocodile flame tank. Melikesit. Perhaps the Cromwell tank will end called like that not because of Oliver but because of Thomas (that reminds me that I dislike a lot this two SOBs. I've to do something about it. And no, I don't mean going backwards in time to kill them :D)
 
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*Groans*

Couldn't you have Matsui not catch a cold and stop the order of Prince Asaka/Lieutenant colonel Cho to "Punish the Chinese"?

That was one of the most regretable "What Ifs" of the Sino-Japanese War :(
 
Yes...but can she actually use them in a compenent manner?
I'd say yes as long as those techs include some new doctrines. And radios. And using radios. And a 'Nationalising your entire industrial base and replacing the few competent staff with inept political appointees is stupid' technology.

Given all that then yes. :D
 
Chapter twenty-one. The King is dead, Long live... oh wait, WHAT?!?!

Looking backwards with the perspective of time, we can only look at the aftermath of the British elections of 1937 and smile. As the renowed American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and activist Woody Allen stated in one of his deep studies about British politics (1): "Suddenly Churchill became aware of his mistake and, as Raskolnikov, he came to regret his crime. However, Chamberlain was in no mood to play Sonia but he could not send Churchill to Siberia, either". Thus Churchill and Chamberlain had to find a way to undone all the damage caused. The problem was, of course, how to find a way for Churchill to return to the Tories rank without no one loosing too much face. It was easier to tell than to find a way to dos o. Alàs! here the fun ends.

Had the King choose to interve -but why a king would dare to interfere in such a base matters?- to suggest some kind of compromise and, above all, to stop the childish game of mutual accusations, it might have shortened the crisis. However, Edward VIII had problems of his own as he was lost, again, in one of his long lasting crisis with his wife and his lover. The fact that the King was this time determined to divorce from his wife in order to marry a divorcée and, to make it worse, an American one, Thelma, former Vicountess of Furness, born Thelma Morgan, send waves of shock through the Empire. It seemed that this time Edward was determined to send everything to hell in order to marry the "woman I love". Churchill was apalled. "The king has lost his marbles" he reportedly said about this.

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Neville Chamberlain was not too happy about the King's intention.

Just in time a chance to stop the disaster -or, at least, to win time to find a solution- appeared out of the blue when the King and his Queen had to travel to India to crown them as Emperor and Empress of India. It was a wonderful chance to use the glory and the charm of such a situation to restore the confidence of the Empire in his King-Emperor. The King loved it, because it allowed him to run away from England for a while. Chamberlain and his cabinet for the same reason and because the travel would buy time for them to find a solution or, in the worst case, to delay the final crisis. In short, it was a wonderful idea for everyone but for the government of India, as the cost of the ceremony would be a great burden. Furthermore, the rising Indian nationalism put in doubt the kind of welcome that the royal couple would receive.

In any case, no one really had to care about the last point. As the King and Queen travelled to India, Edward fell ill at Durban. It is said that he caught a bot of influenza, developed pneumonia and died a few days later, on May 6th, 1938. Of course, there were those who shouted "bloody murder" and accused either the USSR, No 10 or even Wall Street -or all of them- of killing the beloved king.

Suddenly a boy of five, Albert Phillip Arthur George, was to become the new King-Emperor as George VI. The Empire was shocked. Chamberlain was speechless. He wrote in his diary: "The bloody bastard couldn't choose a worse time to go to hell... the bloody BASTARD!". Churchill just wrote a word in the entry of that sad day. It read: "Fuck".

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Albert Phillip Arthur George, the Boy King (2)


(1) Rethinking Camelot: Churchill, the Second World War and British Political Culture. South End Press, 1993.
(2) I know that the pic isn't quite appropiate for a five years old prince, but, well, logistics isn't working too well this days.

@to All: Why to kill good old Edward VIII. Because he had achieved his function, that is, to give ME a heir, a bloody MALE heir. Mind you, I don't have anything against Queen Elizabeth II. She just happens to have some useless children. And no, I'm not in the mood for Lady Di.

You know me. Were I to deal with Lady Di, I would have been tempted to blow half of Paris with her. And, hey, I don't really hate her. And if I do that to her, just imagine what I could do to Dumbo, er..., to Charles.



@Sumeragi: I was tempted to do so, but, in due time, Prince Asaka will have to face his crimes... mwhahahaha!!!!

@Razgriz 2K9: Since De la Rocque came to power France is taking a drift to the right, true, and the more moderate and democratic Balbo looks like a good option to the French Prime Minister.

The French Aircrafts... they're French, after all. No miracles are expected, some slight improvement, perhaps. But perhaps I'll be tempted to change this...

@Nathan Madien: Er... good question. I can tell you this: she tries.

@El Pip: Oh, I'm taking a good look on what France studies and I'm helping Paris to find the good way but, you know, I cannot do miracles. De la Rocque is considering shooting some officers, by the way. But, apparently, Africa looks lovely this time of the season, so, why not sending them overseas?
 
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Churchill just wrote a word in the entry of that sad day. It read: "Fuck".

Heh, considering everything that just happened, that' be the only thing I'd say the entire day...even if it meant saying it a hundred times...
 
No Phil the Greek then? Shame as he's a wonderful chap, leaving aside the slight mystery of how he and QEII could produce children who are nothing like either of them.

Not sure why Churchill is so angry at a boy king, it's not like he's anything more than a figurehead so why the worry? It could be he was upset at the King dying, but this is Eddie VIII who was frankly begging for a fatal accident so again surely it's a plus if he's out of the way.

I think the big tragedy on Lady Di's death is that even now she still hasn't been used in a 'Remember to wear your seatbelt' public information film campaign, despite being the perfect example....
 
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I can certainly testify that the journey to the subcontinent holds certain degrees of fatal danger.
 
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Woody Allen...nice touch, Kurt. :)

"The king has lost his marbles" he reportedly said about this.

I love the fact that this sentence...

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Neville Chamberlain was not too happy about the King's intention.

...Is followed by this picture. It's perfect. :D

Oh, one more thing. Thelma? Seriously? The King wants Thelma? *blinks*
 
Chapter twenty-two. Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła!*

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After the coup d'etat of 1931 Stalin set himself, through the Komunistyczna Partia Polski (the Communist Party of Poland), to reshape Poland according to his will. To do so, he had to get rid of those who would not accept the new regime or those who might not like it. And, of course, of those who HE did not like. However, Poland had a long and well established tradition of fighting any foreign occupation by conspiration and military resistence and 1931 was not to be an exception to this rule of thumb. This fierce habit of not surrending was reinforced by the brutal regime established by Stalin's clique. Thousands of Polish citizens were arrested for "crimes against the revolution" and "counter-revolutionary activities". As Stalin had purged his own ranks, he set himself through his Polish puppets to do so in Poland: thousands of members of the Polish intelligentsia and military, politicians, civil servants and academics, and ordinary persons who may be suspected of posing a threat to the new rule were arrested and deported to Siberia.

Lands were collectivized, industries confiscated, nationalized and redistributed, political parties and public associations banned, their leaders arrested or deported as "enemies of the people". Of course, churches and religious organizations were also persecuted. Furthemore, the new regimen sought to remove all trace of the Polish nationalism. The name "Poland" was banned, Polish monuments were torn down; all institutions of the former Polish state, including the Lwów University, were closed, purged and then reopened, mostly with a new pro-Russian crew. All publications and media were subjected to censorship. The Soviets sought to recruit Polish left-wing intellectuals who were willing to cooperate.

It was a living nightmare.

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Captain Henryk Dobrzański aka "Hubal" (June 22, 1897 - December 20, 1931)

Against all this the Polish revolted. The first one to do so was Henryk Dobrzanski. Of noble origin, Dobrzanski had joined one of the first underground nationalist Polish organisation in 1912 and fought with Józef Pilsudski's Polish Legions during the Great War. As a member of the Polish army, after the coup Dobrzanski faced two choices: exile or to fight the new regime. With 100 members of his regiment, he marched towards the Holy Cross Mountains and began its fight against the new regime. It was March 25, 1931, just four days after the successful Communist take over.Even if the unit of Captain Dobrzanski never exceeded 300 men, Warsaw fielded at least 8,000 men in the area to secure it. Dobrzanski's war lasted until December 1931, when he died in an ambush with most of his staff. The rest of his unit would keep fighting until February 1932, when the unit was disbanded (1).

However, Henryk Dobrzanski was just the first of many. On April 1931 two soldiers of the Polish army, Lieutenant Witold Pilecki (1901-1999 -2-) and Captain Jan Wlodarkiewicz (1900-1942), founded the Secret Polish Army (Tajna Armia Polska, TAP), which covered not only Warsaw, but also Siedlce, Radom, Lubin and other major Polish cities. Another movement of resistance was the Sluzba Zwyciestwu Polski (SZP or Service for the Victory of Poland) created by General Michal Karaszewicz-Tokarzewski (1893-1964), fomer commander of the 19th Infantry Division, which, joining hands with the TAP, formed the Zwiazek Walki Zbrojnej (ZWZ or Union for Armed Struggle) with the recognition of the exiled Polish Government, now situated in London.The ZWZ had a head council that included representatives of three Polish parties - the Polish Socialist Party, the Peasant Party (Partia Ludowa) and the National Party. General Tokarzewski was his C-i-C and colonel Stefan Rowecki his second in command. On February 14, 1936, the ZWZ was renamed Armia Krajowa (AK or Home Army). By 1937 Ignacy Moscicki, President of the exiled government, appointed Cyryl Ratajski, a member of the Labor Party, as Chief Government Delegate to the AK. From then on, the AK became part of the Armed Forces of the Free Republic of Poland, which were formed in 1939 and were formed by two Infantry division that were being trained in Britain and a Polish Independent Carpathian Brigade in France; and four squadrons of fighters and bombers that comprised 86 aircrafts.

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Here we can see Zdzisław de Ville "Zdzich", member of AK "Jędrusie" with Polish version of the M1918 BAR.

From 1932 to 1935 the AK was forced to fight a defensive war, as the main efforts were directed towards organization work and to prepare por later military action, but sometimes took the offensive, as the Czortków Uprising (January 21–22, 1934 -3-) proves. It was the first of many, but it was a prove that Poland was still alive. Minor sabotages, subversion, collecting intelligence and to send it to London, propaganda activies, and even the execution of Communist officers and Polish collaborators were some of the activies of the AK. The reprisals, of course, were horrific, but it only encouraged the will of the AK to keep fighting until the final liberation by the Western Powers.




* The first verse of the Mazurek Dąbrowskiego, the national anthem of Poland. Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła means "Poland is not yet lost" or "Poland has not yet perished".
(1) In this alternative universe, Henryk Dobrzanski was posthumously awarded with Golden Cross of the Virtuti Militari and promoted to Major in 1946..
(2) In OTL, he was executed by the Communist regimen in 1948.
(3) In OTL, it took place in 1940.




@Sumeragi: Don't worry. From now on, the UK will resurface from the chaos!

Or else...

@Razgriz 2K9: Too true...

@El Pip: All things considered I've decided to avoid the Duke of York's daughters just to reduce headaches. Phil the Greek is a charming boy -depending on who you ask- but, IMHO, when you include a Greek in your life (hi, Queen Sophie of Spain), the children then to be Baldrickized and I'm afraid there is not enough Blackadders in this ATL universe to right that wrong.

Why the children of Queenie and Phil do not resemble them is one of those misteries of life that will remain unsolved for ever and ever. Unless Kitty Kelley decided to writte more rubbi..., something about it, of course.

Winston isn't angry at the boy king, just about the turning of events. Bad thing at the wrong time. Otherwise he would be dancing happily.

About Lady Di. :p

@Milites: I was tempted to ask you about that, but I decided to find some inspiration in some ancestor of Eddie. Another Eddie, to be precise.

@Nathan Madien: Thank you Nathan. I must confess I hate good old Noam Chomsky. The bugger gave me some hard time in my university days.

About the sentence and the pic: ;)

The King wanted Thelma. Now he's gone...
 
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Ah... Poland... first the fight and screwed over by everyone...
 
I must confess I hate good old Noam Chomsky.
Who doesn't?

Grim times in Poland, but that's hardly unusual. However Stalin does appear to be really going for it on this one, the Poles may well be resilient but are they that resilient? The Western Powers have got to do something or there may not be a recognisable Poland to liberate.
 
Who doesn't?

Grim times in Poland, but that's hardly unusual. However Stalin does appear to be really going for it on this one, the Poles may well be resilient but are they that resilient? The Western Powers have got to do something or there may not be a recognisable Poland to liberate.

I have already suggested to Kurty that the Germans start doing SOE type stuff.
 
So, if the name "Poland" was banned, what was the country called?
 
So, if the name "Poland" was banned, what was the country called?

The Glorious Democratic Workers and Peasants People's Democratic Republic of "Oh my god I can't believe how ridiculous that sounds!".
 
Captain Henryk Dobrzański aka "Hubal" (June 22, 1897 - April 30, 1932)

Is this correct? The next paragraph lists him dying earlier: Dobrzanski's war lasted until December 1931, when he died in an ambush with most of his staff. The rest of his unit would keep fighting until February 1932, when the unit was disbanded (1).
 
Peti speaking,

Merry Xmas to everyone, fellas!
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PS: Kurty is not writting this because he's too busy crying for his mistake (another one). Killing people is his speciality, true, but killing twice poor old Hubal is too much, even for him.

I told him not to bloody care. Making a mistake in each single chapter is becoming a trademark of his AAR. Why bother.

Oh, those Kurtys...