One of the best parts of this AAR are the pictures with dialouge. It's kind of like a comic.
I just started reading but this seems really great. I look forward to reading more.
Ha almost a member and player for two years and this is my first post!
What? That's actually looked like real poetry!
Some of the previous Crovan Emperors will turn in their respective graves!
Well, that was certainly an embarrassing lack of Crovan style there, I think the people attending will have some doubts about Harald's paternity..
Well, I finally got through it all! From the days of Duke Gudrod on the Western Isles in CK [which I started reading a fortnight ago], all the way through to an Emperor of questionable parentage.
Albert Packer, I seriously commend you on your abilities to continue writing this comedy piece for so many years. It was a fantastic read, and entertaining through & through.
My favourite death by all means was the 'accidental defenstration' where Dagmar's agent was used as ammunition in one of the most bizzarely effective assassinations to ever grace the Empire. Actually, hm...then Bard IV the mentally damaged murdered Dagmar too.
Wait, and Bard. The old Bard the courtier, the one who somehow lived for eighty years. He was also ridiculously incompetent and yet...killed so very many important people.
I think if you get a dumb man named Bard, you unlock some hidden formula for a savant who's genius is in being a pure killing machine...like some kind of medieval humanoid typhoon.
My god.
It's the Crovan Code.
Of with his head!
One of the best parts of this AAR are the pictures with dialouge. It's kind of like a comic.
That was awful!
It almost rhymed and almost scanned! Crovania will not stand for it. It may sit for it, however.
And alas how history repeats itself in riparian accidents!
That is poetry, feed him to the Russian bear cavalry!
Why was Erik naked?
I don't think anyone so successfully recycles earlier gags/pictures in his AAR as you do. And you did it while breaking the fourth wall!
I'm starting to get a suspicious that Harald, being the non-Crovan Crovan that he is, is going to be something we haven't witnessed before: a truly tragic hero. Harald is so far removed from the regular Crovan rulers, that it all can't help but end in a horrible tragedy (you know, the kind that actually shouldn't be happening, instead of the well-deserved tragedies that befall most Crovan rulers).
I'll say the same thing I said when that picture was last used.
The shark did him a favor. Who knows what terrible, undignified death the other Crovans were planning.
I just started reading but this seems really great. I look forward to reading more.
Ha almost a member and player for two years and this is my first post!
So this is what, the third time this has returned without me noticing? Fourth?
Nice to have you back, AP.
I am really looking forward to this in Vicky 2, but until then we still ave 200 years of glorious EU3 Crovans.
And what are the odds that Harald dies naturally? I can't think of te last Crovan who managed to pull that off.
Hmm, might be worth looking at all the deaths of Crovan monarchs...