So this is something I came across today...

[Greatswordsman]

So, I was playing my Scottish-ruled Brittish empire today... and decided to check up on my vassal, the queen of France, who recently succeeded her mother...

Seems she fancies her courtier, Murron...

I decided to take a closer look at the lover of the French Queen, out of sheer curiosity...

Wait, she has a son, and no husband..?

*charinfo* For curiosity's sake...

Um... WAIT-WHAT O_O

Yup, thats... Something... and its a boy, at that.
I wonder if this has to do with taking on the Cathar faith a while back...

 

[adanbomba]

Pics are not working for me. But you make it sound downright scandalous.

 

[Greatswordsman]

Should be fixed now

 

[adanbomba]

I can see them now but not sure I can explain, unless hermaphrodites have entered the fray.

 

[Colpo]

Turkey baster.

 

[adanbomba]

Turkey baster.

What good is that with the little swimmers? The "real father" in this case is not a male in the traditional sense.

 

[thevmag]

In 1372, the French create human cloning. Taking a single cell of her own, the Queen of France managed to insert its nucleus into one the eggs of her lover and encouraged it to grow into living matter.

 

[Ptep]

Take that, science!

 

[LACKADAISICAL]

Vaguely pervy history fact: the ancient greeks believed that women with, er, an unusually pronounced lady part could impregnate other women.

 

[LumberKing]

In 1372, the French create human cloning. Taking a single cell of her own, the Queen of France managed to insert its nucleus into one the eggs of her lover and encouraged it to grow into living matter.

Even today, how they managed to create the Y-chromosome still remains a mystery...

 

[Inigo Toyota]

I imagine this happened:

Queen: "You're pregnant? You unfaithful slut!"
Lover: "No, you're the father, I swear. I haven't been with anybody else."
Queen: "But I'm a woman, I can't be the father."
Lover: "Look, it's even in the game files."
Queen: "Huh, guess I was wrong. I'm sorry for doubting you, darling."
Lover: *hands a bag of gold to a Paradox coder*

 

[Onisuzume]

Yeah.... wish we could do that in real life...
Oh wait, we can. http://www.samesexprocreation.com/
Guess they were really advanced for their time.

 

[Aardvark Bellay]

Are you playing on 2.1.6 ?

I believe to recall that this bug was fixed in an earlier patch.


edit:

OH !

Actually it wasnt it seems http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?798068-Lesbians-had-baby!

As has been mentioned above, this was reported a while back.. must have slipped though the cracks.

 

[Alech]

Yes, this is an old bug. Saw it on reddit back in the day.

 

[LACKADAISICAL]

So uh can this happen with male-male lovers?

 

[thevmag]

Even today, how they managed to create the Y-chromosome still remains a mystery...

Don't be ridiculous! Everyone knows that the sex of a child is determined upon birth. The spontaneous generation of the Y-chromosome is one of the last things to occur to a child.

Besides, everyone knows that the Y chromosome is just a defective X. That's why it's so much shorter-- it's just an X with a leg chopped off

 

[adanbomba]

So uh can this happen with male-male lovers?

Yes, but labor is decidedly more painful.

 

[Zolotaya]

Vaguely pervy history fact: the ancient greeks believed that women with, er, an unusually pronounced lady part could impregnate other women.

So uh can this happen with male-male lovers?

If you believe the Greek logic, perhaps a guy with an unusually small man-part is needed to father a child with another guy?

To answer your question seriously, yes the bug strikes both male-male relationships as well as female-female.

 

[vandevere]

If you believe the Greek logic, perhaps a guy with an unusually small man-part is needed to father a child with another guy?

To answer your question seriously, yes the bug strikes both male-male relationships as well as female-female.

Only thing I can say to that is...OUCH!!!

 

[Sahraine]

In 1372, the French create human cloning. Taking a single cell of her own, the Queen of France managed to insert its nucleus into one the eggs of her lover and encouraged it to grow into living matter.

Ahahaha..