And so, just as we thought, the Scandinavian cur General Remedio Hakkihäälenin has declared a coup against the will of the people of Chile. Laughable, indeed, considering neither he nor Rios are in control of any forces. They speak of incurring death, when the only fatalities that shall occur are their own. Now and forever, the left has proved its nonexistent political mettle and lack of any morality or principle. I suppose that the death of the political left, volatile and un-Chilean as it is, could be considered a casulaty as well. Not one that I would consider to be bad, however.
Once again, de Conti, the Patriotas prove their loyalty to you. Will you abandon your vainglorious plans of including the left in Government after this? As you can see, if the majority does not vote in favor of their illegal actions, then they attempt to make majoritarian democracy null! What illusions we all had about working together have now completely evaporated.
So, I consider this petty and menial "rebellion", if one could venture to refer to it as such, to be a good thing. After it is crushed and Hakkihäälenin is executed, the political left can and will be outlawed. We attempted to preserve a democratic Chile, but now those dreams are gone, cruelly ripped away from the nation by the left who so yearns for power.
Hakkihäälenin, you are a hypocritical ignoramus who wants power for himself. You seek it under the guise of working for the Chileans who so despise your party and your goals. The landslide elections were not a mistake; now, you seek only to subjugate those who oppose your foolish platform of forced equality while forcing the power out of democracy and into a dictatorship. Fortunately, you are so deranged that only a hated, deceitful and powerless Chief of Staff has even dared to voice support for your hopeless "cause".
I join my compatriots in condemning the rebellion, and I extend that condemnation to the political left and its adherents. In the past ten years, coup after coup for Socialist, Liberal and Communist reform has killed hundreds of thousands of Chilean men, women and children. No more shall this occur. I now demand, de Conti, that you exercise your powers during a state of emergency such as this to appoint loyal Patriotas and Republicanos to positions quickly, before any of the liberal scum who you nobly attempted to include in Government are able to support Hakkihäälenin.
Senator Alejandro Ruiz de Escovedo
