You know, I genuinely love it when there are ahistorical colonizers. I've always wondered why the Austrians never did anything.
Also, gela1212: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_zero_gravity_pen.htm
The fact Austria is landlocked may have to do something with it...
Okay, I know the Habsburgs had seaside regions during their reign, but they were generally far from their seat of power. I imagine naval advances were just never very important to them.