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OMGWTFBBQ!1! tat wz r00xorx! hEres a kirby 4 u (>o_o)>
Err...I mean...yeah. Ahem. Interesting start.
Err...I mean...yeah. Ahem. Interesting start.
My eyes hurt trying to read the text. 
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At least you got pictures. Pretty pictures...
oAt least you got pictures. Pretty pictures...
dinofs - awww i ♥ uu moar! ^o^ xoxo
rexodia48 - OMG ur 13???!?!?! o.0
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IliciMan - well thank god she's turning 13 in 2 weeks
tuore - no, it's Get Free T-shirts On (tuesdays and thursdays)
dinofs - I write for fun, writing about cute ponies from a 12 year old's point of view is just as fun as writing about an 11 year old demon-child girl who kills a bunch of adult humans from her demon-child brother's point of view. So I think it's okay for me to do both
soulking - uhm I'm 14, and I don't talk like that with my friends. How? let's just say I would definitely get banned if I post it here
midget_roxx - behold! the future of the internet :rofl:
EVERYONE - thanks for the enthusiasm! it's actually attracting more people than my mutapa AAR!
EVERYONE who wants more updates- it's coming in 30 seconds, 29, 28, damn time limit between posts
rexodia48 - OMG ur 13???!?!?! o.0
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IliciMan - well thank god she's turning 13 in 2 weeks
tuore - no, it's Get Free T-shirts On (tuesdays and thursdays)
dinofs - I write for fun, writing about cute ponies from a 12 year old's point of view is just as fun as writing about an 11 year old demon-child girl who kills a bunch of adult humans from her demon-child brother's point of view. So I think it's okay for me to do both
soulking - uhm I'm 14, and I don't talk like that with my friends. How? let's just say I would definitely get banned if I post it here
midget_roxx - behold! the future of the internet :rofl:
EVERYONE - thanks for the enthusiasm! it's actually attracting more people than my mutapa AAR!
EVERYONE who wants more updates- it's coming in 30 seconds, 29, 28, damn time limit between posts
Chapter 2 : horsiez form EUROP!
d p0nn1ez fanculbs booomin!
daz moar peepl then PARISS!!?!
u kno, diz gaem rly sux cuz of1 thing
DEM LIMIT MAH PONIEZ!!?!!!11
evn wit dis event cmin along its nt enuff
al ur baze r blong 2 us!!!1! lulz
yeh i duno wat dat meanz bt evry1z sayin dat
heyyy looo0ok!! SISSYlys weak!!1!! lulz
in uder gaemz evl adutls lyk 2 farm meee! its mah trun now woohoo0
der bein pwnD bye napells!!
sum peeple form provence r helpn uz!!!!!!!!!!!
evl nappelz! me n provence wer getin cloz n u told m 2 bug of
and dey goz lyk "you have a problem with that?"
damit der scarii! soi toldm no
n dey wer oll lyk "well we do, Malta is one of our cores"
i was lyk no no plz dont atack me
he wz lyk "this is a war game, if you don't want to be attacked, go play sim city"
but im inosen! i didnt do anithin ron9!((
i toldm if juu wana go 2 malta u can just plz dont atack me
n he wz lyk "okay, for now"
wen dey left sum1 told me dat
n00bz! go ply simcityy!!!!11
in les then a yer der sunnis leik uzz!!!
it ryms wit PONIEZ!!!
i lyk misions dey ttly r0xzzo0rz! espcialy dis1
dont l00k 4 dem in d map! i kild em alrediii : ))))
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d p0nn1ez fanculbs booomin!
daz moar peepl then PARISS!!?!
u kno, diz gaem rly sux cuz of1 thing
DEM LIMIT MAH PONIEZ!!?!!!11
evn wit dis event cmin along its nt enuff
al ur baze r blong 2 us!!!1! lulz
yeh i duno wat dat meanz bt evry1z sayin dat
heyyy looo0ok!! SISSYlys weak!!1!! lulz
in uder gaemz evl adutls lyk 2 farm meee! its mah trun now woohoo0
der bein pwnD bye napells!!
sum peeple form provence r helpn uz!!!!!!!!!!!
evl nappelz! me n provence wer getin cloz n u told m 2 bug of
and dey goz lyk "you have a problem with that?"
damit der scarii! soi toldm no
n dey wer oll lyk "well we do, Malta is one of our cores"
i was lyk no no plz dont atack me
he wz lyk "this is a war game, if you don't want to be attacked, go play sim city"
but im inosen! i didnt do anithin ron9!
(( i toldm if juu wana go 2 malta u can just plz dont atack me
n he wz lyk "okay, for now"
wen dey left sum1 told me dat
n00bz! go ply simcityy!!!!11
in les then a yer der sunnis leik uzz!!!
it ryms wit PONIEZ!!!
i lyk misions dey ttly r0xzzo0rz! espcialy dis1
dont l00k 4 dem in d map! i kild em alrediii : ))))
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This is so... wrong. I hope you don't start a trend with this, one AAR with 12-year-old spelling is enough. Good job with the authenticity though.
Have you played GTA 4? Some of those phrases sound like Little Jacob from GTA4 could say them. He constantly uses "dem", "y'know" etc. because he's Jamaican.
D: omg dat's stoopid!!!!!
i herd shetland haz moar ponis u should go ther!!
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...I'm enjoying this far too much...
OK, I'll follow this but if Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus turn up in this AAR, I'm telling Mom....
Zitanier - but i dnt wana war wit goldn horsiez : ((((
Judas Macabbeus - shtland poniez r soooooooooooooooo cuuute :3
Davout - OMG BIEBER IS SOOO H00T, meh bff algiers haz BIEBER culture : )))))
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Najs - being wrong is my specialty
Judas Macabbeus - shtland poniez r soooooooooooooooo cuuute :3
Davout - OMG BIEBER IS SOOO H00T, meh bff algiers haz BIEBER culture : )))))
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Najs - being wrong is my specialty
Chapter 3 : i cllect isladns!!1!
hiiiiiiiiiii, dad died : ((((((
he fel of hiz p0nii wile were doin diz : (((((
i havnt told juuu yet hmmmmm?????????? wer at war wit porteguez buliez
dey atackd my bff moroco!
so wile der buzi in moroco wer bulied ARGON!!!11 : ))))
yeh we gt evry argonz provce n gt diz!
nw i cllct horsiez N island!!!111 : ))))
n now ryms wit poniez 2
u kno i cuold us anoder ilsand btween crosica n afrca
awwww i ♥ sardinz!!! der sooooo nice
tunisia saves bieber cuontry form d wrat of d sardinez!!!!11! mayb hel replii my tweeeets : )))))
sum mappsieez :*
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Here is where I decided that I don't really want to conquer the world with Tunisia, Mediterranean supremacy would be the goal for now
Also every island must be Sunni, sowe have Malta and Corsica down, leaving Sardinia, Sicily, The Baleares, Corfu, Crete, Naxos, Rhodes, and Cyprus
and no I don't like Bieberboy's, it's I'm doing something called first person view writing
hiiiiiiiiiii, dad died : ((((((
he fel of hiz p0nii wile were doin diz : (((((
i havnt told juuu yet hmmmmm?????????? wer at war wit porteguez buliez
dey atackd my bff moroco!
so wile der buzi in moroco wer bulied ARGON!!!11 : ))))
yeh we gt evry argonz provce n gt diz!
nw i cllct horsiez N island!!!111 : ))))
n now ryms wit poniez 2
u kno i cuold us anoder ilsand btween crosica n afrca
awwww i ♥ sardinz!!! der sooooo nice
tunisia saves bieber cuontry form d wrat of d sardinez!!!!11! mayb hel replii my tweeeets : )))))
sum mappsieez :*
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Here is where I decided that I don't really want to conquer the world with Tunisia, Mediterranean supremacy would be the goal for now
Also every island must be Sunni, sowe have Malta and Corsica down, leaving Sardinia, Sicily, The Baleares, Corfu, Crete, Naxos, Rhodes, and Cyprus
and no I don't like Bieberboy's, it's I'm doing something called first person view writing
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Uhhhhh....Shuddering like from a cold chill
It's like a car wreck...I'd don't really want to look but I do anyways
It's like a car wreck...I'd don't really want to look but I do anyways
I second that. This is going to go very wrong, very soon. I think the language in this AAR might actually be capable of actively lowering your IQ. :rofl: