This AAR is going to tell the story of the first world war that happened in....1851.
I were sitting at my desk, fealing good about my good work as the pope, the country had flourished and a small colony had been set up in central africa, well most of central africa and south africa was colonized by russia, still not a big problem....
Sitting there, I the atheist pope(the cardinals had a little to much to drink that important night...) recieved a letter saying that germany had formed and prussia, aka germany were annexing small german states realy fast....lucky me I thought as I had planned to build a relation with some small state but changed my mind...
Still, not everyone were taking it as calmly as your own friendly pope(poop?), Napolean did not like the new sauerkrautz empire and promptly declared war toghter with Belgium, not wanting to be let out of the action Austria joined germany.
But the french were many, and with the belgium forces running into germany from the rear, france soon had taken most of south germany and the north, nearly in berlin...
"Hold it hold it, my ally needs help! let's use our ridicoulus overpowered nation to send forces!" The austrian emperor said, and soon hundred of thousands of troops from austria were comming into germany, now to the french great displeasure switzerland(!) invaded on the side of germany, taking a big chunk of france.
The fun were not over after 9 years of total war, I had not been sitting idly, my relation with germany had grown and soon a nice letter sat on the popes desk, asking of a alliance(who can resist me? I'mlike pringles...).
I gladly axcepted and soon the dutch decided to join the germans to, the war took a turn for the "whoups my ass is fgetting handed to me" turn and the french were beeing pushed out of germany.
Now beeing such a friendly pope, I did not invade just sat my armies guarding the beaches...(to the soldiers delight).
While i laughed at the french and the comming peace deal, I were...suprised when peace came, strassburg to germany and nothing more....
Still, the friendly pope(alias ME) were happy, he had a new strong ally and the nation were fat on people(good health and safty regalations), but the people demanded blood, seeing no other way the friendly pope invaded and promptly annexed tuscany.
1863....
more comming up
I were sitting at my desk, fealing good about my good work as the pope, the country had flourished and a small colony had been set up in central africa, well most of central africa and south africa was colonized by russia, still not a big problem....
Sitting there, I the atheist pope(the cardinals had a little to much to drink that important night...) recieved a letter saying that germany had formed and prussia, aka germany were annexing small german states realy fast....lucky me I thought as I had planned to build a relation with some small state but changed my mind...
Still, not everyone were taking it as calmly as your own friendly pope(poop?), Napolean did not like the new sauerkrautz empire and promptly declared war toghter with Belgium, not wanting to be let out of the action Austria joined germany.
But the french were many, and with the belgium forces running into germany from the rear, france soon had taken most of south germany and the north, nearly in berlin...
"Hold it hold it, my ally needs help! let's use our ridicoulus overpowered nation to send forces!" The austrian emperor said, and soon hundred of thousands of troops from austria were comming into germany, now to the french great displeasure switzerland(!) invaded on the side of germany, taking a big chunk of france.
The fun were not over after 9 years of total war, I had not been sitting idly, my relation with germany had grown and soon a nice letter sat on the popes desk, asking of a alliance(who can resist me? I'mlike pringles...).
I gladly axcepted and soon the dutch decided to join the germans to, the war took a turn for the "whoups my ass is fgetting handed to me" turn and the french were beeing pushed out of germany.
Now beeing such a friendly pope, I did not invade just sat my armies guarding the beaches...(to the soldiers delight).
While i laughed at the french and the comming peace deal, I were...suprised when peace came, strassburg to germany and nothing more....
Still, the friendly pope(alias ME) were happy, he had a new strong ally and the nation were fat on people(good health and safty regalations), but the people demanded blood, seeing no other way the friendly pope invaded and promptly annexed tuscany.
1863....
more comming up