morningSIDEr - I am scared, Ceylon took a land holding from Deccan!
Enewald - yes, because the heathens are allying with each other while the Sultanates hate me
Sybot - And they hate us just as much!
Hubbe2 - The world, duh :rofl: Actually I'm going to take Persia's Indochinese holdings back and go on after Ming
JDMS - they're gonna get the why the ... did we do that! situation
Chapter 12 : Conquest!!!
Great song from the singing man and drumming ex-wife duo
Last time our "allies" chicken out from the sight of Ceylon, while we take their land holding bordering us and leave them for a while, no need for half an island to give my kingdom ugly borders
After Ceylon was pacified, Delhi came back to us, seeking for another "alliance", I accept, because just like me, he was a dishonorable scum too.
Persia however, didn't come back. Well you know what they say, if you love something, let it go, if you don't, beat the stuff out of them. Don't worry, we will, later on
For now, we got a replacement
Why? Well three months later Aceh attacked, and we annexed them. The Pope does well as bait
Pegu was the next suicidal OPM to challenge us, carrying in Lan Na with them around. Pegu was annexed, and Lan Na got OPM'd
But the conquest brought grave troubles to the country, this is a disaster! we have ugly borders!! Quick DoW someone! That someone, is Taungu, and their loyal vassal, OPM Shan. Shan was annexed and taungu OPM'd, the cartographers can now rejoice. And so does the navy, yo army is so fat that they have to do two trips by sea!
In June 1455 our Borneo provinces cored, resulting with
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Screenie-less conquests aside, it's time to deal with real problems to the nation
Makassari Swiss guards are only produced in the Islands and India, and the fares to ferry them into Indochina.
The guards are starting to protest because not all of the transports can read and therefore dismisses signs like "Fragile" "This Side Up" and "Not Edible" in the Swiss Guard packages as useless funny drawings
If only we have another core
OPM Champa, OPM Lan Na, and Indian mediocre power Vijayanagar (even though it maybe hard to spell for some of you, Microsoft Office apparently recognizes it in their dictionary!)
Delhi regrets their disloyalty it seems, while the Pope... Well he doesn't really know anything about India, chances are Europeans still think that Makassar is Asian for Prester John, who is spreading up faith
Talk about spreading faith, Makassari luck strikes back
Here's the catch, 5.382 Vietnamese, one missionary, TWO days
One convert every 29,629 seconds
Wow
Soon enough we annex both Champa (core!) and Lan na, and also
We reduced them into four provinces, these southern Indian provinces sure come with a price!
Wait, looks like Vijay got a vassal, 2 months later we DoW, and soon enough
Their vassal Mysore annexed, they themselves OPM'd
Just one more hit, so a month after the war, we decide to finish the torture of Vijaynagar by DoWing Travancore, which they guarantee, and it only takes a month to
There's one more nation you don't have to take your time spelling it!
Oh and we OPM'd Travancore
THe world after the conquests
We have most of Southern India, and Maldives! Have anyone noticed that Makassar and Maldives have the same color?
Well we do have MOST of Southern India, but that is not enough,
Onwards!
Delhi somehow managed to stay loyal and helped us all the way on annexing each and ever of the 7 provinces of Vijayanagar, surely they are not as cowardly as they used to be
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