NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why me!!!!
I'm not used to the new peace system and now I'm practically dead! When Croatia had conquered Ansbach (And I didn't have the troops to besiege Baden) Baden asked for 175 ductas for peace. Well, I'm greedy so I get rid of all the money I have left and then except the offer, but suddenly I really pay 175! another loan!
And now Poland declared war on me but I got rid of them for a mere 20 ducats.
On with the story?
Wilhelm was staring out of his window, Albrecht was as stupid as a pig's end. He builds fortressses in the middle of a war and when all the ducats are gone he takes a loan and gives Baden 175 ducats. What an idiot! Wilhelm threw a vase out the window which landed on a dog's head who remaind still after the hit (4 leg's up) Well, Wilhelm had to take control of the situation now.
He had a plan, full of risks and treachery but there was no other way to save his beautiful homeland. The land of beer: Bavaria.
After the Polish war treasury was down to a mere 27 ducats and Wilhelm didn't want Albrecht to take a ducat more out of it.
The plan: Wilhelm would sneak up on the king as he slepped, then hit him on the head with chandler and throw him out the window, making it seem like an accident. It was risky, but the only way. Then WIlhelm would take control until a new king was found and would lead Bavaria to victory.
Ernst had been a good king, conquering Wuertemberg, Moravia and Schweiz (giving Wurzburg a share of the glory named Sudeten) but Albrecht wasn't worth living. And so WIlhelm sneaked up on Albrecht that night...
Wilhelm came to the guard with tha chandler hidden under his clothes, calling: "Let me pass Walter, I need to speak the king."
Ofcourse Walter obeyed and Wilhelm went in the kings room.
He opened the window and let down some sheets so he could climb up the window from outside.
He went out of the room again, wished Walter a good night and went outside. Climbing up to the window wasn't easy but Wilhelm was a strong man, though in his forties he was as athletic as a 20 year old. In the kings room he smahed the king on the head with the chandler. Then he threw the king out off the window and climbed after him, He wrapped the sheets and buried them, hoping he could burn them later. Then he retired to bed.
Then next morning a lot of people were in the garden, all trying to catch a glimps of the dead body that was Albrecht. Wilhelm ofcourse was somewhere in the front to see what could have happened. He speculated (to the people) that it could have been the bad news he brought the king the night before and that the king commited suicide. Or it could have been an accident, the king tripped and fell through the window. Landed on his head and was dead. Whatever the case, Wilhelm was the replacement king until a new kig was crowned.