An AAR in the inside
1600 (GMT +1) February 1st, 2009
Cabinet Meeting, Berlin, Germany
As yet another Cabinet Meeting about some useless stuff was taking place in the German capital, Speer came in out of the blue, declaring: "On a side note from my production panel, this AAR has finally reached a milestone and is about to reach another. On the 26th of January this AAR has surpassed the reasonable amount of 100,000 views per 878 replies, and its first birthday is just two days off: 3rd of February."
"So who cares?" Bormann asked.
"But Martin, it'd be a polite action to thank our readers for everything they've suffered over these months. I mean, listening to hundreds of Cabinet Meetings, or knowing that in the battle of Gdov the German forces have taken 17 square inches from the Soviets for the 89th time is not really the most entertaining thing in the world. It's quite boring, to say the least. And yet, this AAR is 10th in the 'Most Read AARs Ever' list and that its Views/Replies ratio is 115.07, practically one of the highest, if not the highest value ever attained in the--"
"Albert, has it anything to do with better guns, faster production, or more oil for our Armed Forces?"
"Er, no."
"Then shut this whole damned thing up and get back to serious work, fast. FASTER, I said!" Bormann added, while whipping Speer with a cat o' nine tails "And fix that production slider, this friggin' whip is made of paper."
"But Martin, it'd be a polite action to thank our readers for everything they've suffered over these months. I mean, listening to hundreds of Cabinet Meetings, or knowing that in the battle of Gdov the German forces have taken 17 square inches from the Soviets for the 89th time is not really the most entertaining thing in the world. It's quite boring, to say the least. And yet, this AAR is 10th in the 'Most Read AARs Ever' list and that its Views/Replies ratio is 115.07, practically one of the highest, if not the highest value ever attained in the--"
"Albert, has it anything to do with better guns, faster production, or more oil for our Armed Forces?"
"Er, no."
"Then shut this whole damned thing up and get back to serious work, fast. FASTER, I said!" Bormann added, while whipping Speer with a cat o' nine tails "And fix that production slider, this friggin' whip is made of paper."
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