From the journal of Blue Emu FireLashes - 1st Granite, Year 137.
Armok's blood! What a Gods-forsaken dump!
This time we've been screwed over properly. This must be the coldest, nastiest hell-hole I've ever heard of, let alone seen. Thank Armok we've got plenty of booze... this place is no fit sight for a sober Dwarf. It's a fiery, frozen, monster-infested death-trap, tightly wedged in the puckered sphincter of the Northern wastelands. We managed to dodge the Sasquatches that spotted us coming in, thanks to the drifting smoke from the Volcano... but I can hear what sounds like Dire Wolves howling across the valley; and according to that crazy hermit we passed two days ago, our nearest neighbor is a Gods-damned NECROMANCER!
I was talking to the lads on the way here, and it looks like those cookie-pushers back at Mountainhome managed to unload some of the most useless Dwarves in the clan on me... half of these chuckle-heads have no skills at all!
We'll fix THAT soon enough! If nothing else, they'll soon learn how to dig! We've got to get ourselves sealed underground before we freeze to death or get eaten by some bloody were-Sasquatch or torn apart by a pack of zombie Dire Wolves.
I'll write a bit more once we're safely underground...
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Who wants to be Dwarfed? Who wants a turn as Overseer?
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Current or former (Red = deceased) Dwarves - skills higher than Dabbling are listed:
Blue Emu Firelashes - Mechanic/Diagnostician/Leader/Social skills - Overseer
Noco RythymRopes - Teacher/Axe-Dwarf/Shield/Lumberjack/Carpenter - Drill Instructor
Tonkatoy Firstarrows - Teacher/Marks-Dwarf/Armor/Miner - Drill Instructor
GaiusC CraftsGlade - Miner
Von_Rundstedt CityMyths - Miner
Lord Strange Fedlance - Brewer/Cook/Herbalist/Armorsmith
Connall CleanBridge - Grower/Weaponsmith
Aedan ChanneledStockade - Mace-Dwarf/Shield/Armor/Dodger/Butcher
Deaghaidh - Butcher/Miller/Milker/Herbalist - assigned as Bookkeeper
MadImmortalMan CraftOil - Diagnostician/Wound Dresser - assigned as Chief Medical Dwarf
Tapscott Oceandoor - Child, turns Adult next year - peasant
Polar Mongoose - Polar Mongoose BrassTribute - Fisherman/Fish Cleaner/Fish Dissector/Herbalist - assigned Blacksmith
Sneaky Pete GoldenPractice - Fisherman/Fish Cleaner/Fish Dissector - assigned as Lumberjack
Capt Kiwi CrimsonGorge - Marks-Dwarf/Archer/Dodger/Ambusher/Fisher Dwarf/Animal Caretaker/Animal Dissector
Stamasd Matchedpages - Speardwarf/Armor/Shield/Dodge/Beekeeper/Presser/Miller
Randarkar Wonderwhip - Furnace Operator - assigned as Smith
Culise CityHailede - Trapper / Engraver
Son of Liberty WheelSoaks - Stonecrafter / Leatherworker / Bonecarver
Stuckenschmidt OrbClouted - Glazer
King50000 NotchSmiths - Wax Worker
misiame FedGate - Siege Engineer
TheLoneGunman WhippedThins - SwordsDwarf / Armor / Shield / Dodge
brovahkiin OilMoistness - Brewer / Spinner / Dyer
the_HDK WhipWhiskers - Mason / Engraver / Potash Maker
Matth34 TowerTrussed - MarksDwarf / Animal Trainer, Caretaker and Dissector
PlankOfWood WatchedGuilds - MarksDwarf / Dodger / Ambusher / Archer
Adamus Craftslabored - Fishing / Fish Cleaning / Fish Dissection
tamius23 TheatreHazy - Thresher / Shearer / Presser
AsdfeZxcas BookCrew - Miller / Shearer / Presser
MadBadger SoakedLabor - Brewer / Milker / Presser
Tuominen Claspbreach - Shearer / Presser / Spinner
Waiting list for Dwarves:
Waiting list for Overseers:
Polar Mongoose
Armok's blood! What a Gods-forsaken dump!
This time we've been screwed over properly. This must be the coldest, nastiest hell-hole I've ever heard of, let alone seen. Thank Armok we've got plenty of booze... this place is no fit sight for a sober Dwarf. It's a fiery, frozen, monster-infested death-trap, tightly wedged in the puckered sphincter of the Northern wastelands. We managed to dodge the Sasquatches that spotted us coming in, thanks to the drifting smoke from the Volcano... but I can hear what sounds like Dire Wolves howling across the valley; and according to that crazy hermit we passed two days ago, our nearest neighbor is a Gods-damned NECROMANCER!
I was talking to the lads on the way here, and it looks like those cookie-pushers back at Mountainhome managed to unload some of the most useless Dwarves in the clan on me... half of these chuckle-heads have no skills at all!
We'll fix THAT soon enough! If nothing else, they'll soon learn how to dig! We've got to get ourselves sealed underground before we freeze to death or get eaten by some bloody were-Sasquatch or torn apart by a pack of zombie Dire Wolves.
I'll write a bit more once we're safely underground...
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Who wants to be Dwarfed? Who wants a turn as Overseer?
=========== =========== ============== ============= =============
Current or former (Red = deceased) Dwarves - skills higher than Dabbling are listed:
Blue Emu Firelashes - Mechanic/Diagnostician/Leader/Social skills - Overseer
Noco RythymRopes - Teacher/Axe-Dwarf/Shield/Lumberjack/Carpenter - Drill Instructor
Tonkatoy Firstarrows - Teacher/Marks-Dwarf/Armor/Miner - Drill Instructor
GaiusC CraftsGlade - Miner
Von_Rundstedt CityMyths - Miner
Lord Strange Fedlance - Brewer/Cook/Herbalist/Armorsmith
Connall CleanBridge - Grower/Weaponsmith
Aedan ChanneledStockade - Mace-Dwarf/Shield/Armor/Dodger/Butcher
Deaghaidh - Butcher/Miller/Milker/Herbalist - assigned as Bookkeeper
MadImmortalMan CraftOil - Diagnostician/Wound Dresser - assigned as Chief Medical Dwarf
Tapscott Oceandoor - Child, turns Adult next year - peasant
Polar Mongoose - Polar Mongoose BrassTribute - Fisherman/Fish Cleaner/Fish Dissector/Herbalist - assigned Blacksmith
Sneaky Pete GoldenPractice - Fisherman/Fish Cleaner/Fish Dissector - assigned as Lumberjack
Capt Kiwi CrimsonGorge - Marks-Dwarf/Archer/Dodger/Ambusher/Fisher Dwarf/Animal Caretaker/Animal Dissector
Stamasd Matchedpages - Speardwarf/Armor/Shield/Dodge/Beekeeper/Presser/Miller
Randarkar Wonderwhip - Furnace Operator - assigned as Smith
Culise CityHailede - Trapper / Engraver
Son of Liberty WheelSoaks - Stonecrafter / Leatherworker / Bonecarver
Stuckenschmidt OrbClouted - Glazer
King50000 NotchSmiths - Wax Worker
misiame FedGate - Siege Engineer
TheLoneGunman WhippedThins - SwordsDwarf / Armor / Shield / Dodge
brovahkiin OilMoistness - Brewer / Spinner / Dyer
the_HDK WhipWhiskers - Mason / Engraver / Potash Maker
Matth34 TowerTrussed - MarksDwarf / Animal Trainer, Caretaker and Dissector
PlankOfWood WatchedGuilds - MarksDwarf / Dodger / Ambusher / Archer
Adamus Craftslabored - Fishing / Fish Cleaning / Fish Dissection
tamius23 TheatreHazy - Thresher / Shearer / Presser
AsdfeZxcas BookCrew - Miller / Shearer / Presser
MadBadger SoakedLabor - Brewer / Milker / Presser
Tuominen Claspbreach - Shearer / Presser / Spinner
Waiting list for Dwarves:
Waiting list for Overseers:
Polar Mongoose
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