For his suicide Wilhelm had picked a sunny day, so that a lot of people would hear him speak. He wanted to speak to the people, about everything he had done, for example the murder of Albrecht II, and ofcourse the scandal of which noone knew.
He brought the royal guard behind him, he had selected the people who were closest to Albrecht when he was still alive.
And so his speech began:
"Good people of the city of Muenchen! I Wilhelm, have something to tell you. Before, and during my reign I have done a lot of bad things, and I do not want to be king anymore. I have for example insulted the king of Burgundy dearly, also have I raped woman. But the worst of my sins was the MURDER OF ALBRECHT II!"
His last words came out as a tornado, he screamed them so loud that everyone in the great townsquare had fallen silent.
The royal guard also was silent and looked at Wilhelm with awe.
Then suddenly everyone in the square began to talk and scream. Some thought Wilhelm had been a good ruler and did not want him dead, while others wanted him to burn in hell. Suddenly everywhere fights started, the royalguard looked at Wilhelm again but then rushed down to stop the fights. None had stayed to kill Wilhelm, after his confession Wilhelm thought someone would stab him in de back but noone did. Everyone had run down. This was not as planned, Wilhelm thought. But not all was lost, the people had stopped fighting after about 15 minutes and then Wilhelm again screamed to everyone in detail how he had killed Albrecht. Again everyone listened and after WIlhelm had finished, again fights broke out.
Now Wilhelm was really getting sick, those foolish peasants did not want him dead and he did not have the guts to really commit suicide. Yes, everyone wants to stay alive, he could only die by letting someone kill him, but noone did.
Wilhelm yelled at the peasants one last time:
"SHUT UP, FILTHY PEASANTS! (this made everyone go silent)
The only reason why I have told you this is the simple reason I want DEAD! I don't want you distroy Muenchen, I want you to kill me! I love Bavaria. But not myself, and I cannot take all the stress. You know what, I will come down and point out a new king. You will obey him as you have obeyed me. God bless you all, and Bavaria ofcourse."
Now WIlhelm started walking down, everyone in the town square let him pass. Then he saw a man, maybe 25 years old, who's face he liked. He looked smart, handsome, and great in administration.
Although looks are not everything, he said to the man: " You good man, what is your name?"
The man answered that his name was Max.
Wilhelm said to the man: " Well Max, I will grant you the honor of becoming king of Bavaria. You look smart enough. Maybe you can save our lands. But, you will have to kill me. To make sure there is noone left to claim the throne once you are king.
Or you can ofcourse let the peasants kill me. As long as I am gone. And promise me boy, either destroy Baden or let the next king do it. I hate those damn bastards!"
The man had fallen silent, and looked forward like a zombie. Then he finally said:
"My Lord, only because I am loyal to my king I will become king for you. But kill you I cannot. Nor can anyone here, you have ruled our lands excellent and therefor we can not kill you. My lord..."
Suddenly Wilhelms face turned white and blood came out of mouth. With a loud "THANK YOU LORD!" he fell to the earth. An arrow was sticking from his back. Another assasin had come to Muenchen to kill yet another king. Luckily for Bavaria they had a new king they could rely on.
All the peasants in town square stared at the man with the bow.
And then, as all people were one they ran at the assasin and slaughtered him. They jjumped on his head, bit his ears off and some other cruel stuff you can think of. In the end, the butcher came wit his great flesh cleaver and he put it right through the assasins head who was still alive and conscious. (not after this ofcourse
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The old king Wilhelm was buried with great honor and the new king Max rose to the throne.
*I made the whole story up, there was never a Wilhelm or a Max at the throne. But tell me if you like it. even though i'm seriously thinking of giving up. it was a mistake to make Ernst as violent as he was. Next AAR will be more careful, but who cares.
should i go on or quit, cause it's really boring with all those DoW's on me. I can't do anything fun anymore
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