The Emperor of Austria spends so much time around Hungarians and dirty Slavs, and so frequently speaks their languages, it's a wonder true Germans don't mistake him for one of them!
It is true...the Emperor and King is truly cosmopolitan, a fit sovereign for all Europeans, unlike Prussian upstarts with battleship-gun-size anxieties!
Don't envy us though...someday the Prussian King will learn a language too. We all have to start somewhere.