You conquered Hong Kong?
That was an real surprise.
But so was the rock. :rofl:
Matilda must die, I assume.
That was an real surprise.
But so was the rock. :rofl:
Matilda must die, I assume.
Somebody tell Gunnar his poet-laureate engages in plagiarism!
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So I laughed so hard my landlord came to see what the matter was.
AP, BFFs? I will even forgive the insinuation that lace (or London) are manly.
Gunnar III has pretty awesome stats for a retard
Well, well... We've had (and grown accustomed to) wanton violence, all the poop jokes a sane person could handle and the occasional bit of cruelty, but I don't think we've ever before plumbed the depths of smut quite as comprehensively as Foppington does.
Sadly, the homage is lost on me. It must have been pretty darn good, if it served as the foundation for this epic.
I liked the footnotes: they're both informative and entertaining!
And speaking of entertaining, Gunnar the Coprophage is shaping up nicely. Stoning his little five-year-old brother! In a church! During his father's funeral! And thinking it's funny!
I'm hoping for a short reign for Gunny (because I'm looking forward to Dagmar), but it will be entertaining in its sheer idiocy.
I'm also lost as to the source of the "homage" myself. Maybe you could set us up w/ a link?
Too bad the Crovans didn't keep Byzantium; Gunnar Koprophagos would have made an epic-sounding (if somewhat disgusting) title.
Furthermore, why does something tell me that during Gunnar's reign, the new Designated Royal Pastime will be "banging two bricks together"?
At any rate, here's to a short-yet-highly-amusing reign for Gunnar!
I shudder to think of the ruin that will befall the empire before Gunnar is dead.
Great work as always.
BRAVO Bravo !
I'd buy you and RGB a drink , Packster XD That way one of you can spout off about his amazing knowledge of history and the other can make it into something i can laugh beer through my nose about XD Well done !
You conquered Hong Kong?
That was an real surprise.
But so was the rock. :rofl:
Matilda must die, I assume.
A poem worthy of the Iliad no less...
Laughed out loud at the peeing bit. Top quality as always
Next time some pooping? :rofl:
Better watch that Amundsen... I don't trust him at all...
That's a great promotion, based on the highest qualifications.
Gunnar's wisdom will in time be legendary.
Amundsen shows an impressive ability to observe, learn and implement. He should do well as the next Viceroy of Skraelingia, especially considering that he'll be left alone to get on with it. He'll never be another Birger, but he should be competent.
That said, his lack of morals is a bit tut-worthy. Climbing the ranks over the back of an unconscious 5-year-old? Oh well, what can one expect from anyone who rises to high office in Crovania? It takes a special kind of person, after all...
So Dagmar and Foppington... and offspring?!? Mindboggling to the extreme. I just never thought they were each other's type - love conquers all, it seems.
Waiting to see how Dagmar's scheming reaches fruition. I can't figure out why Dagmar would saddle Gunnar with a new (previously impregnated) wife, unless it's a subtle ploy to pre-emptively illegitimize any future offspring from this union. Not that it sounds as if Dagmar has much to worry about any offspring from Gunnar...
As good as always, although I'd love to see more of the wonderful character that is Foppington.
[Disappears back into Lurker's shadows]
Yes, that sounds much more in character... Shame, the Foppington/Dagmar* angle could've offered some really surreal comedy. As it stands, it sounds like Dagmar just signed a death warrant for poor Foppo. He wil be missed....“Oh he talks a good game, but when I disrobed before him, he got all flustered, his face turned red and he passed out. Else he would have been.”