Another round Sir Sheen?
Jolly good idea Chanshellor, jolly
glug glug
This card game, whatsh you call it
Gin blackjack. I picked it up in India, where that bastard Churchill sent me to get killed in the last War.
I'm a bashteard, youse a bashturd, my echuse is my fathersh cowards, what's yours?
That's my divorce court line. Many a Lord paid a fat settlement rather than risk being asked that under cross-examination. For Churchill, perhaps, "Some are born bastards, some achieve bastardry and some have bastardry thrust upon them. I know which type of bastard I am, Mr Churchill, but do you?" Too late now.
Shurely its never too late for you to put down the Leader of the Tories?
Too easy. His minds going soft. And he did beat Hitler. He should be pensioned off. We tried dangling a Nobel Prize under his nose, but he's still too sore about winning the war and losing the election. "Shome bastard, shome neck!"
Tricky cardssh theesh. The ruleshh shay sometimes they count twish and shometimes not. Can't really shee if I haf one 9 or two and can memebr whehtrt nines doubt dub or no. Whats to do?
Well, if you have one 9 and it counts single, you should twist. If you have two 9s and they count single you should stick, and the same with one 9 that counts double. If you have two 9s that count double you are bust and obliged to concede defeat. By the way Sir Seen, I believe Rutland is not that far from Cambridge. You wouldn't happen to have any contacts in Cambridge would you?