Hello there Captain Kirk,
I am the Lone Ranger. And this here is my sidekick "Old Spice". He is temporarily filling in for tonto...
I like the cut of your jib Captain. A wagon train is particularly perilous journey with many a hostile roundabout these parts. Perhaps a few of us courageous hardy types should stick together and make sure the women-folk, the children (except for that talking hell spawn) and elderly are well protected...
Greetings my... good man. It is interesting... where I'm from... we have stories of a... Lone Ranger. He was a... great man. Out to... right injustices... showing us... how great we really are if we try.
Because you see, we can all be that... Lone Ranger. We all have... that good within ourselves... if we strive to use it.
I think you'll find... I'm well acquainted with... boldly going... where no man has gone before... with leading... and protecting... those who come with me. Certainly... I will help you shield... these... innocent folk.