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The Lights Went Out​

Maria I - " Oh that Bloody wind. Someone close the windows, and re-light the candels."

Servant - " Yes My lady, Right away my Lady."

Maria I - " Anyway, As I was saying, Benito and I have decieded War is what we need."

Diplomat Oswalt - " War? But cant we negotiate with Diplomacy?"

Maria I - " No we can't, sit down."

Benito - " People People, its not as bad as it sounds. Colonel Jackson said we had 2 new Calvary Regiments. Should be a swift Victory"

Colonel Jackson - " Yes it would be quick, But whom are we attacking?"

Maria I - " The Nepolians....."

Diplomat Oswalt - " But we have a mission, Get a Royal Marriage with them."

Maria I - " Are you joking? I am 81, i have no more Daughters. Benito Explained it too me when we were skin... I mean walking the other day"

Benito - " It is true, we March our Men over the Island, too the mainland. Attack with Calvary Frist. And do a quick swoop there it is, on them"

Diplomat Oswalt - " All right my Lady, i will send the news to the Nepolians."

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All the Men Leave. Benito Stays too ask Maria I a Question.​

Benito - " Are you coming my Lady, you must lead our armies?"

Maria I - " You Silly Man, Women Can't fit."

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Notes: HAH! Got it too work. I didn't know Women couldn't be generals in real game. Well i didn't actually know the Queen was a Queen when i was in real game. :rofl:
 
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nice aar screw the napolians give them helly war!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
Manfred Who?

Benito and Lady Maria I Are In the dinning Hall.​

Benito - " How are you tonight my Lady?"

Maria I - " I am well, just feeling.... oh never mind, How are you?"

Benito - " I am fine, but I'm worried about you, you look a little pale."

Maria I - " You call your Queen pale? I am of no such thing, watch your tongue."

Benito - " I am sorry my lady. I have you seen your cousin's son Manfred II around?"

Maria I - " No why?"

Benito - " Well he's in line for your crown after yourself. Just thought i would say it."

Maria I - " WHAT?! You think I'm gonna die all ready?!"

Benito - " NO NO! I just wanted to make conversation, I... um well I..."

Maria I - " Out with it man."

Benito - " I love you. First person I have loved in a long time, since my Wife was killed by a Bomb."

Maria I looks a little shocked and happy​

Maria I - " Oh? You l-l-love me?"

Benito - " Yes your an amazing Women and I love you"

Maria I - *Giggles* " You make this old women happy"

Benito - *Takes her hand* " I want to be with you forever"

Maria I - *Whispers in Benito's Ear*

Benito and Maria Walk to her Chambers

Two Minutes Later Benito Rushes out in the Great Hall.​

Benito - " The Queen is dead"

Centourion - " WHAT?!!"

Benito - *Crying* " She's dead, we were.... shes dead!!"

Centourion - " Blast.... Guards, Go find Manfred II and bring him here"

Benito - " WHAT?! Your doing the inauguration now?"

Centourion - " Yep, We work fast in this Kingdom"

Manfred II - *Drunk* " What is it?" *Hic-ups*

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Bentio - " He's drunk, how can he be king now?"

Manfred II - " I'm Kring? OH Roy. Guads Give me some more Liqure. Let's have a prty for our Queern."

Bentio - " Sad day for Sicily...."
 
a sad day for Benito, everyone else is happy. :rofl:

That was the weirdest death cause of a ruler....

'killed due to having sex with Benito Mussolini who somehow traveled to the 15th century with a time machine' :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Benito had found the love of his life, and she is taken from him. :(

How sad!

But even sadder is the fact that the new king is rather dull. How will Benito get along with the new monarch of Sicily?!?
 
Enewald said:
a sad day for Benito, everyone else is happy. :rofl:

That was the weirdest death cause of a ruler....

'killed due to having sex with Benito Mussolini who somehow traveled to the 15th century with a time machine' :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:D I try. I wish Maria would have stayed around longer. Now I have a few updates thats a little... You will see :p

EUROO7 said:
Benito had found the love of his life, and she is taken from him. :(

How sad!

But even sadder is the fact that the new king is rather dull. How will Benito get along with the new monarch of Sicily?!?
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We will see. Dull is an under statement. He will be sorry he's ever King in the future.
 
The War on Napels​

Benito - " My King Manfred, We are winning the War on Napels."

Manfred II - " Ah talk lower, My head hurts"

Banito - " We have gotten Peace request from both of our Evil Enemy's *Whispers* not as evil as Canadians"

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Manfred II - " The What ians?"

Benito - " Never mind"

Colonel Jackson Runs into the Room.​

Colonel Jackson - " My lord, We are winning this war."

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Manfred II - " BAH!? QUIET!!!!! My head Hurts."

Benito - " Sir maybe i should be incharge for now? Go get some rest"

Manfred II - " Good idea, I'm off to my chambers."

Manfred II exits​

Benito - " Now, Oswalt, try to get a peace deal Nepals. Colonel, Keep attacking untill you get word of peace."

Diplomat Oswalt - " Yes Sir"

Colonel Jackson - " Yes Sir"

Oswalt and Jackson are about to leave when​

Benito - " WAIT!"

Oswalt and Jackson say together - " What?"

Benito - " What do you think of our drunk of a king?"

Diplomat Oswalt - " Well he's still young. Maybe in time he will be great?"

Colonel Jackson - " I hate him, he doesn't even want to lead his Army."

Benito - " All right. I might have some plan.... Your dismissed"
 
Benito is going to kill Manfred II?!?!?

How wonderful. :D
 
EUROO7 said:
Benito is going to kill Manfred II?!?!?

How wonderful. :D
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Maybe. If I knew how to right Event for EU3. I might make it so Manfred Dies a little soonier.

Notes: I have updates threw #9 done. After #9 The AAR is caught up with my game.
 
Around The World​

Diplomat Oswalt - " Great news King, We have Peace with Napels!"

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Manfed II - " Good, Hows the rest of the world?"

Colonel Jackson - " Well Our stabiiity is back to 3, but..."

Manfred II - " What?! But WHAT?!"

Colonel Jackson - " The Nepolians don't like Stability it seems, They would rather be in Chaos, and In a Ugly Purple nations, instead of our Green.

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Manfred II - " Uh Nepolians, remind me of little Men in French uniform going NIM!"

Benito - " My Lord, The English have called for a Crusade. Sha'll we Crusade?"

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Manfred II - " Are you mad? Those are African Nations, They might be harder to control than little Napoliens."

Diplomat Oswalt - " Yes my lord, Will send the news, No crusade."

Benito - " Maybe we should get some puppets under our control?"

Manfred II - " Whats a puppet? You mean like a Man that sticks his hands up dolls and makes them moves? I Call them freaks"

Benito - " No... I mean a nation that obeys us, and we can destroy later."

Manfred II - " Oh a Vassal. All right, we got one coming."

Diplomat Oswalt - " Great news, We have a Vassal and New alliance."

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Manfred II - " Why is Ferra not a Vassal?"

Diplomat Oswalt - " My Lord you apparently do not have a high enough diplomat skill, Lets try again later"

Mandfred II - *mumbles* " Say i don't have high Diplo skill, I'll show him"

Benito - " Thats seems to be all for now."

Manfred II - " Good, lets leave, Got planning to be done, BENITO!!!!"

Benito - " What I am right here?"

Manfred II - " Give me a sponge bath please."

Benito - *Mumbles* " Came back in time for this? This man will pay."
 
well their Neopolitians but same difference ;) Good AAR, consider me following :) And i hope Benito kills Manfred, a drunk king is no good, especially to Normo-Italians
 
The whole time reading this AAR I was hearing this song inside my head. How did it go again: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! :D

Nice start and I'll be following
 
YaY! One of my Favorite Updates.

Again?!


A Servant is in the Kings chamber Cleaning his room​

Servant - " Oh what a messy man, and a drunk. Look at all the Rum. No wonder we are so low on Money"

Servant Hears someone Entering with a Lady, Servant Hides​

Manfred II - " Why Your the best looking girld around."

Strange Girl - *Giggles* " I can't believe I'm with the King of Sicily."

Manfred II - " Oh yes, and if your not carefull you might be Queen"

Strange Girl - " Oh that would be lovely"

Servant Feels sick to stomach watching the King and this Ugly Girl

A few Minutes pass and the King Shout's​

Manfred II - " WHAT?! WHAT?! What the **** is that?!"

Strange Girl - *Sigh* " I was hoping you would look past that."

Manfred II - " How in the hell would I look past that?!"

Strange Girl - " Well It's not that big of a deal breaker"

Manfred II - " Yes it is. I can't believe i trusted the Nepolian women like this, I feel so so dirty"

Servant Starts to Giggle​

Strange Girl - " But i Always wanted to be a women, but i was stuck with that."

Manfred II - " GUARDS!!! GUARDS!!!"

Guards enter​

Guard - " What is it my Lord?"

Manfred II - " Take that Wannabe Women to the Dungen, and Make her a REAL Women. Then toss her in the Ocean."

Guard - " Ah ok.. My Lord."

Guard takes the strange Women away​

Manfred II - "Dang Napoleans, trying to pull a fast one on me? I will show them."

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Notes: I Rather like the new reason for war :rofl:
 
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