Hynkel’s New World Order, First try
Scene: The chancellor’s office, 00:00 1st January 1936
Chancellor Adenoid Hynkel sits at his desk reviewing the state of the world. He has completed his political conquest of Germany and instituted a new Reich, a third Reich. He has dealt with Germany’s economic problems, the economy is booming, he has a new army at his command. He is utterly secure within Germany but the other nations look on with greed awaiting their opportunity. We will never be safe whilst the so-called democracies bide their time waiting to pounce. Whilst they are the most active opposition, the comintern works its insidious fingers into everything plotting to take over the world. Chancellor Hynkel inspects the globe next to his desk and comes to a decision. “We will never be safe whilst these other nations exist. There is no alternative, we must conquer the world and we must do it now. The world will soon know the true meaning of our new national symbol of the double cross.”
Chancellor Hynkel calls for his ministers to review actions for the New Year. He instructs them in order, little concerned for their opinions, it is for him to decide and for them to do it.
Constantin, I am sorry but there is little for you to do now. Save your diplomats for later they will have much to do when the storm comes.
Wilhelm, I’m afraid you are just too scary at the moment. You frighten the people so much that it is affecting production. For now I must replace you with Herr Himmler but soon your time will come. Do not go away, Himmler is not good for recruitment; after all he is only a little less scary than you. You will come into your own when there are foreign territories to exploit.
The rest of you must implement my plan. We must conquer the world. I have analysed your end of year reports and the situation is quite clear. We can do nothing without ending up at war with the ‘allied’ alliance and if we beat them up the USA will join them. Therefore, we will get in first and destroy them before starting on our real plans. Herr Schacht, I need you to start building 18 naval transports and as many infantry divisions as we can manage. Give them priority over the naval ships already being built. As we complete these units and / or our industrial capacity increases you may start new infantry divisions until our manpower reserves are depleted down to 200. I will have research plans for you later. And to you my military commanders prepare for war.
The Plan.
Gentlemen, I have spoken at length with the government psychics and it seems clear that there are fixed events in our future that we can take advantage of. In particular, I am assured that if we take over Austria and the Sudetenland at the appointed time in history then many ethnic Germans will flock to our colours. These events will only occur if we are at peace so our objective is to go to war with the allies and bring them to the peace of total defeat before March 1938.
Phase One
We build transports. A soon as they are finished and have had a few days to commission, and I can only allow a few days, we will invade both England and Canada. Our existing force of transports will take our panzer forces and three infantry divisions to invade Canada. The new transports will take 18 infantry divisions to invade England. The first wave of new infantry divisions will be deployed to strengthen our western frontier. We must trust that the Poles will be too shy to join in before it is too late.
Scene: The chancellor’s office, 00:00 1st January 1936
Chancellor Adenoid Hynkel sits at his desk reviewing the state of the world. He has completed his political conquest of Germany and instituted a new Reich, a third Reich. He has dealt with Germany’s economic problems, the economy is booming, he has a new army at his command. He is utterly secure within Germany but the other nations look on with greed awaiting their opportunity. We will never be safe whilst the so-called democracies bide their time waiting to pounce. Whilst they are the most active opposition, the comintern works its insidious fingers into everything plotting to take over the world. Chancellor Hynkel inspects the globe next to his desk and comes to a decision. “We will never be safe whilst these other nations exist. There is no alternative, we must conquer the world and we must do it now. The world will soon know the true meaning of our new national symbol of the double cross.”
Chancellor Hynkel calls for his ministers to review actions for the New Year. He instructs them in order, little concerned for their opinions, it is for him to decide and for them to do it.
Constantin, I am sorry but there is little for you to do now. Save your diplomats for later they will have much to do when the storm comes.
Wilhelm, I’m afraid you are just too scary at the moment. You frighten the people so much that it is affecting production. For now I must replace you with Herr Himmler but soon your time will come. Do not go away, Himmler is not good for recruitment; after all he is only a little less scary than you. You will come into your own when there are foreign territories to exploit.
The rest of you must implement my plan. We must conquer the world. I have analysed your end of year reports and the situation is quite clear. We can do nothing without ending up at war with the ‘allied’ alliance and if we beat them up the USA will join them. Therefore, we will get in first and destroy them before starting on our real plans. Herr Schacht, I need you to start building 18 naval transports and as many infantry divisions as we can manage. Give them priority over the naval ships already being built. As we complete these units and / or our industrial capacity increases you may start new infantry divisions until our manpower reserves are depleted down to 200. I will have research plans for you later. And to you my military commanders prepare for war.
The Plan.
Gentlemen, I have spoken at length with the government psychics and it seems clear that there are fixed events in our future that we can take advantage of. In particular, I am assured that if we take over Austria and the Sudetenland at the appointed time in history then many ethnic Germans will flock to our colours. These events will only occur if we are at peace so our objective is to go to war with the allies and bring them to the peace of total defeat before March 1938.
Phase One
We build transports. A soon as they are finished and have had a few days to commission, and I can only allow a few days, we will invade both England and Canada. Our existing force of transports will take our panzer forces and three infantry divisions to invade Canada. The new transports will take 18 infantry divisions to invade England. The first wave of new infantry divisions will be deployed to strengthen our western frontier. We must trust that the Poles will be too shy to join in before it is too late.
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