because seriously, im sitting here working out plans to build up my power, i dont mind supporting a king, ill snag my own kingdom when hes an emperor, and eventually overthrow him when IM ready.
but noooo, civil war for elective monarchy; okay i can deal with that, war puts my plans back a little bit, gotta wait for it to be over to fight some claims against other vassals.
but incessantly, unfailingly, every time, king decides to suicide every soldier of the realm, both personal and vassal levy, into 3 different simultaneous wars, and then die getting his head bashed in when he falls on his own axe. and unfailingly i then get stuck voted in as the new king dealing with a fracturing realm and hostiles coming in from all sides, completely now incapable of focusing on my claims that arent going to be inherited when i inevitably die in the 50 years itll take to finally knock down these wars, IF i win.
like seriously, for elective, cant i please just say like, "dont vote for me" "i know im the only vassal not a total dick, but i dont want the bloody crown"? etc?
hell even in a stable realm id rather just build up my personal demesne and decide wars on my own as a super-vassal, than sit there and fight off assassination attempts as king.
but noooo, civil war for elective monarchy; okay i can deal with that, war puts my plans back a little bit, gotta wait for it to be over to fight some claims against other vassals.
but incessantly, unfailingly, every time, king decides to suicide every soldier of the realm, both personal and vassal levy, into 3 different simultaneous wars, and then die getting his head bashed in when he falls on his own axe. and unfailingly i then get stuck voted in as the new king dealing with a fracturing realm and hostiles coming in from all sides, completely now incapable of focusing on my claims that arent going to be inherited when i inevitably die in the 50 years itll take to finally knock down these wars, IF i win.
like seriously, for elective, cant i please just say like, "dont vote for me" "i know im the only vassal not a total dick, but i dont want the bloody crown"? etc?
hell even in a stable realm id rather just build up my personal demesne and decide wars on my own as a super-vassal, than sit there and fight off assassination attempts as king.
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