Your doing a rescue mission, saving the artist from the planets religious police. you've cleared out the opposing force and you rock up to the bunker that the religious police are holding the blasphemous artist. Using the load speakers on your mech (I assume they have load speakers) you call for the release of the artist. And you hear a distant yell.
"No"
"What" you demand
Now using a megaphone, "What part of no don't you understand. Do I need to talk slower, GEEET STUUFFED.
Taken back a little, you reply. "Hay turkey brain don't you see the Battle Mech I'm in? if you don't send him out I will level the place."
"Yea that's going to work you MUPET, you what him alive don't you and levelling the place is your master plan? Piss off you moron, we have reinforcements coming within a day, and we are siting pretty in this bunker for at least a year, how long can you wait?"
If only you had a unit of marines on your ship? You could have escorted their APC to the bunker and they could put a bullet in the mouthy toad's head. Oh yea and rescue the artist that we've been paid to do. Gee what else could they have done? They could have fought off those pirates that boarded our ship and extorted us. They could have saved Gus and Mary when that death squad came after Gus when we where drinking in that dive bar. Dam, you could expand your business model.
"No"
"What" you demand
Now using a megaphone, "What part of no don't you understand. Do I need to talk slower, GEEET STUUFFED.
Taken back a little, you reply. "Hay turkey brain don't you see the Battle Mech I'm in? if you don't send him out I will level the place."
"Yea that's going to work you MUPET, you what him alive don't you and levelling the place is your master plan? Piss off you moron, we have reinforcements coming within a day, and we are siting pretty in this bunker for at least a year, how long can you wait?"
If only you had a unit of marines on your ship? You could have escorted their APC to the bunker and they could put a bullet in the mouthy toad's head. Oh yea and rescue the artist that we've been paid to do. Gee what else could they have done? They could have fought off those pirates that boarded our ship and extorted us. They could have saved Gus and Mary when that death squad came after Gus when we where drinking in that dive bar. Dam, you could expand your business model.
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