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A French Affair (Or, a Veteran's Tale)

A French Affair

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Hello all, this is my first HoI2 AAR. I finally have a grip on the game, although so far I have only played as Germany and Japan (those early games as Hungary and Communist China don't count :eek:o ).

Thus, playing as France (with 1.3), I will probably lose. But that doesn't matter, as the story I have planned vaguely in my mind assumes that France will fall to the Wehrmacht. That's not to say I will be trying to lose, of course, if I can actually hold off the Germans then I bloody well will! :D

Well, here is the first update.
 
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2005-1

A French Affair

Paris, France
November 11th 2005


It was like any other day. The sun sat low in the sky, casting dim rays over the Palace of the Louvre which stood majestically in the near distance. There was a chill in the air, a breeze that went through my clothing and cut at my bones. I shivered, and put on my coat.

Like any other Armistice Day, there were various elderly fellows done up in their old army costumes, every one looking wistful and misty eyed, us younger ones just looking on with no idea of what they had gone through. Most of these men were veterans of the Free French army, others were members of Le Résistance. I strolled slowly along the Cours de Reine, ignoring all that was going on around me. Not far away, on the Champs Elysees, the annual ceremonies to commemorate the war living and dead were drawing to a close. I had heard the solemn fanfare earlier, and now, as I walked alongside the dark Seine I felt a true sense of history. I had read in the paper that there would be some survivors of the Great War in attendance, each over one hundred years old. These were men who fought in, and got out of the hell that was the trenches.

I now turned into the Quai de Tulieries, and came alongside the gardens. They were in the latter stages of dying, the flowers gone and the trees bare, mere spiny skeletons of their former glory. But, I thought, next year the flowers will return, the trees will bud and the gardens will come back to life. But now, I felt with a shiver, it was just a lonely place of death.

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As I walked slowly through the gardens past a fountain, I felt a twinge in my ankle. Last year, I had broken it in a skiing accident, and on cold days I could still feel where the bone had cracked. As soon as I came to a bench I sat down, and brought my coat close around me. I intended to carry on walking as soon as the dull pain went away.

The bench upon which I had sat was not empty. On one end, a scrawny, lonely figure, was an old fellow, dressed up to the nines in his army outfit. He looked so forlorn, his ancient blue eyes sunken into his wrinkled, wizened face. He seemed not to notice me, and I at first tried to pretend he was not there. His eyes glanced up at me, balefully. He begun to stand up.

“Don’t go on my account,” I said, smiling. He nodded, and sat back down slowly. He sighed.

“Most kind of you, young sir. You know, I just like to sit here and think, especially on this day. So many memories I have, you see.” I laughed gently.

“You must have some stories!” He looked up, his face much brighter than it had been.

“Oh, of course! But you don’t want to hear any of them I’m sure.” I smiled, and shook my head.

“No no, I would love to!” His eyes lit up.

“You would?”

“Sure.” He slumped back down, and sighed.

“No one else does, you know? Everyone else just says ‘shut up, old man, no one wants to hear about the bloody war‘. They just don’t understand what we all went through. Are you sure, because once I get going there’s no stopping me.” I laughed, nodding.

“I served as a peacekeeper in Bosnia, so I myself have some war stories of my own. No one ever wants to listen to me, either!” The old man let out a wheezy cough.

“All right then. It was the spring of 1936...”
 
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Nice start. :)

"A French Affair"? Sounds saucy. :D
 
Saucy? Well, maybe. ;)

Anyway, a few screenshots.

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Map, IC etc.

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Ministers and sliders

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Tech. Maurice Gamelin is the only tech team suitable for land doctrine.
 
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France seems to have pretty bad tech teams....
 
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France seems to have pretty bad tech teams....

Yeah, they're not great (especially for land doctrine :rolleyes: ). France is in pretty bad shape overall. Most of the the army are 1918 infantry, and IC allocation requires very careful consideration.
 
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I like this AAR, should be interesting to see how long France can hold out.
 
1936-1

A French Affair

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“It was that time of year when everything is coming to life; the colour returns to the world after the grim death of winter. The cherry trees around my home started to bud, and the refreshing warmth of the sun brought light into our lives once again. I lived in a small house in the outskirts of Lyon, and had done for all my life. I have wonderful memories of that place.

Our house was built of red brick, and being on the very edge of the city we had the dirt and the noise of the city on one side and the beautiful green rolling countryside on the other. It was like we were at a crossroads between nature and humanity. My father was a gentle fellow, with large eyes and a calm, serene outlook on life. I remember that he always seemed to wear a hat, one of them ones that was fashionable at the time. You know the sort. Anyway, he worked in the city as a clerk for some car producer, I forget which one. We never had too much money, but we had a comfortable, middle class existence nonetheless.

My mother, on the other hand, was…well, how shall I say, odd. She suffered from some illness of the mind, and spent large periods of time away from home. I suspect she was in a nut-house, but my father was always very reticent. She died when I was five, and so I after that I was left to my own devices for much of the time.

Anyway, in 1936 I had just turned sixteen years old. From the age of nine I had taken to wondering extensively through the countryside, and I knew every nook and cranny that it had to offer. I would shy away from the city, much preferring the green fields where the rustic folk would strain and toil. There was something about the countryside that made me feel…well, alive and free. When I went into Lyon itself I would feel suffocated, but in the hilly pastures I could breathe freely.

Now, I know that so far I ain’t mentioned the war, but to understand my experiences you must understand certain things, of which I shall proceed to relate. You see, I was never shy around girls, and was acquainted with several of the girls on my street. I was young, of course, and did not really understand the depth that a relationship could offer. I was naïve, I suppose; it was all just a bit of harmless fun, you see. Anyway, it was in the spring of 1936 that I saw her for the first time. I was on one of my adventures in the countryside when I came across a car that had broken down. There was a man, wearing a hat and a smart suit, and a girl, my age. I tell you, she was the most beautiful creature I had ever laid my eyes on! I stopped by and tried to help, but despite my father’s job I had no knowledge of the inner workings of cars. While the man was fiddling around in the engine I asked the girl her name, to which she replied, very shyly,

“Natalie.”

It was at that moment that I heard the revving of the revived engine, and the triumphant look on the man’s face. My heart was all in a flutter as the car sped away, and I knew that for the first time I was in love.”
 
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Some more screenshots. just one thing, how come F11 does not work in the ledger? I had to use print screen to get these.

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Army stats. This shows that we actually have more units than Germany, but many of these units are colonial.

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Navy comparisons. Our navy is definitely second class, in terms of numbers.

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Airforce stats. I plan to build a decent airforce (seeing as they actually have some use in 1.3).​
 
You should get De Gaulle as a tech team at some point, I think.
 
1936-2

A French Affair

The old man stopped, and looked at his feet. He glanced out across the gardens, and carried on with his tale.

“I didn’t see her for a while after that, I seem to recall. I continued living as I always had done, until later that year my father lost his job at the factory. You must understand, he had led a blessed life up until that point. He fought in the Great War, and made it to captain. Not so lucky, you may think, but he survived. Many, many poor souls fell and died in no-man’s land I can tell you. My father was even able to keep his job after the 1929 crash, somehow. We felt it’s influence, of course, but at least we had regular food on our table. Many others did not.

His luck seemed to fail him in 1936, though. Obviously, the lack of money mean that he could no longer afford to support both himself and me, and so I went to Paris to get a job. On the way, I remember a deep feeling of worry. I was going to a strange city, and I was only young. I thought that if I felt suffocated in Lyon, then Paris would just crush me underfoot. I watched the rolling green hills from my seat in the train, and realised that my life was going to change forever. Call me sentimental, but it felt like a big piece of my life was being taken away from me by circumstances beyond my control. I even thought of her, of Natalie, and felt intense regret that I would probably never see her again.

My first few weeks in Paris was a lonely time, I recall. I felt lost, and of course knew absolutely no one. I stayed at a cheap boarding house, and looked around with increasing vigour for some kind of employment. France was still suffering from the effects of the crash, and jobs were sparse. You would see many beggars on the streets, and I would have given them a couple of centimes if I had any. I looked at those poor folk with a sense of alarm, as I knew full well that I may have to join them should no opportunities come up. The other choice, of course, was the army, but at that time I didn’t even want to consider that.

My father had given me a portion of the money he had saved up over the years, but in Paris it was only enough for a couple of weeks worth of food. When I was down to only a few Francs I struck lucky, very lucky. I walked past a cobblers in some back alley that had a sign in the window advertising a vacancy for the position of assistant. I knew nothing about cobbling, of course, but I didn’t really think about that. I rushed in, and good old M. Devereux gave me the job. He was a bit surprised, I can tell you, as he had only just put the sign up! I reckon that had I come along the next day the job would have gone.

Anyway, I had a job and a place to stay. Devereux was a good old man, with shiny grey hair, a hooked nose and spectacles. He was very much into politics, and talked much of the threat from Germany. My knowledge of politics at that time was limited, but I endeavoured to learn. Devereux, being Jewish, looked on with some nervousness at the Germans, especially since the reoccupation of the Rhineland earlier that year, a direct violation of Versailles. I completely understood his fears.

I lived a fairly cosmopolitan life, but often wrote home to father. The memory of the youth would not fade, and I often felt homesick. Maybe I was just sentimental, but I longed to return to my home, see father and stroll through that countryside once again.”
 
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1936-3

A French Affair

“Over the next few months I learnt the craft of cobbling, and acquired a vastly improved knowledge of politics and international affairs. I remember reading in the Tribune of the civil war that was taking place in neighbouring Spain, about how the rebels seemed to take key city after key city, and of the election in distant America, where the Republican Alf Landon won a narrow victory over the incumbent Franklin Roosevelt to become the 33rd President of the USA. I also recall the fuss that was kicked up over the expansion of the Maginot Line right up to the coast. We had to send a special envoy to Brussels to placate the Belgians, who didn’t like the fact that France was seemingly abandoning them in favour of her own defence. Everything was alright in the end, and the forts got built, but the Belgians were never too happy about it.

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The extension of the Maginot Line

Life in Paris continued as normal for us ordinary folk. The election of the socialist Leon Blum as Prime Minister was a triumph for the common man, and was representative of a wider general feeling in Paris and indeed the whole of France. Devereux was overjoyed, I recall, that a fellow Jew had acquired the position of PM, but there was much unhappiness among the more conservative Catholics and Anti-Semites, who organised several rallies in the centre of Paris in protest.

I lived a fairly simple life, and made several friends. My best friend was a man called Francois Grigny, a tall, black haired Parisian who wore glasses and had messy stuble on his face. I met him in a pub that I frequented, and got talking. I found out that he was an acquaintance of Devereux’s, and that he owned a bakery down on the Rue de Rivoli. He was also a die-hard communist, which conflicted with my own liberal views in some quite drastic ways, and we realised that it was generally best if we avoided political discussions. He was otherwise a decent fellow, despite being a communist.

He was married to a lovely young lady named Elisa, who I met only once. I don’t know whether it was her hair, her eyes or the way that she smiled, but I could sense that there was an instant attraction between us. She was, I found out, carrying Grigny’s child, and he was totally made up over it. She seemed less so, and to this day I could never quite place what was up. Grigny was completely oblivious to our fancy, but I valued our friendship, and thus vowed never to see her again. I thought back to Natalie, and hoped that one day I may be able to go home and see her once again. This hope was to become true, in the most unexpected way.

In early March I received a short, curt letter from our family solicitors…” The old man stopped speaking, and furrowed his eyebrows. “Hang on a second, I’ve got it here.”

He fumbled around in his jacket, producing a wad of various personal correspondences. He flicked through them until he found what he was looking for. Without a word he passed it to me, and I started reading.

Dear M. Dumoulin,

I am sorry to inform you that M. Antoine Dumoulin has died. As his sole heir, his entire estate and fortune is left to you.

Regards,
Jean de Merrier, De Merrier and Parvenu Solicitors Co.


I looked up, and handed the letter back to Dumoulin. The night was now beginning to fall, and we were the only people now in the park. However, he had a story to tell, and I wasn’t about to deprive him of an audience.

“I found out later that father had died unexpectedly of a heart failure. My six months in Paris was over, and I was finally going home.”
 
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Nice writing as always Fiftypence, events and the story of the man are very well combined.

Indeed it would be very contraversial for France to expand Maginot and leave Belgium on her own. The forts will definetly help you, but i also heard about a Maginot flanking event in 1.3. When Maginot gets flanked the forts are gone. So if they manage to drive into France you are indeed pfuged, so better build plenty ;) .
 
Excellent writing as always. I wonder how big this inheritence is. Will our hero live like a playboy in a huge mansion in the Riviera and then become a collaborator, but secretely working for the resistance?

Or will he profit even more from shady deals in a future French occupied Germany?

We'll just have to wait and see. :)

Oh, and for God's sake let the Bonapartists stage a successful coup to overthrow that awful and useless socialist government. :D