Stellaris Dev Clash #1 - The Subsequent Generation

[omfgBlondie]

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It's time to start up the next round of the weekly developer multiplayer clash!
For this season, we're looking to wide horizons than earth, Stellaris. "The New World" doesn't do it justice when you're colonizing the galaxy. You'll all get a sneak peak on the making of Megacorps so expect crashes and out of synchs!

Of course we'll have trophies, but not like you're used to them. There will NOT be a trophy for 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place. Instead we will be awarding trophies in the categories of Most Influencial/Valuable Player & Best Roleplayer, as chosen by an internal jury, as well as the Fan Favourite as voted on by you, the viewers. We'll be putting up a Poll here in the thread inbetween the penultimate and final episodes where you get to vote.

• Aeternum - Dnote
• Asphodel Anarchist Collective - Wokeg
• Baatezu Empire - Johan
• Beau'Psionian Brotherhood - Obidobi
• Church of Chains - Bloody_Crows
• Cooperative Commune of Crustacean Planets - Maur
• Cupitor Technocracy - Sterling
• Cybercownetic Collective - Pizzicato
• Flaarghl Star Gazers - grekulf
• Holy Valtun Kingdom - Carl
  
• Obadin Republic - Andygirrl
  
• Omni Codex - Darkrenown
• PlatyCorp - Moah
• Rephlex Inc. - hlilje
• Sacrosanct Shrimpali Council - Joeyjunior15
• Sozialistische Räterepublik - Groogy
• Terkardian Utopia - GAGA Extrem
• Termitoidae Collective - Enfield
• The Dredge - Guraan
• The Family - rageair
• The Way - Bratyn
• UNG. - My_Devil_Is_He
• Union of Supreme Synthetic Republics - KaiserJohan

When?
Every Thursday at 15:00CET! Starting on Thursday the 25th of October 2018!

Where can I watch this live?
https://www.twitch.tv/paradoxinteractive

Where can I watch previous streams that I missed?
You can find all previous streams in our Twitch VOD archive. We'll be uploading recaps to the Paradox Grand Strategy YouTube channel every week before the next stream.

 

[Groogy]

[LOG] Probe of unknown origin detected entering the Alpha Centauri System. Object marked as 'XD-39'.
[LOG] XD-39 seized by ISS officers and brought back to Earth for analysis.
[LOG] Linguistic analysis of XD-39 message underway...100% Completed
[REPORT] Language seem to have a lot of common denominators with an old primitive Human language called "German". Auto-translation of XD-39 commencing.

SOZIALISTICHE RÄTEREPUBLIK
Freiheit durch Solidarität​

This is a message from a small, distant world, a token of our sounds, our science, our culture, our thoughts and our beliefs. We've struggled to survive tyranny and exploitation but in the end the despots of our world crumbled before our Revolution. This message was put together by the Rätekongress to reach out to other worlds, to spread our word to the proletariat of the Galaxy and to warn against any reactionary intervention.

Our lives burn so briefly, the light of our kind so short in this uncaring cosmos. But, through the Revolution, it burns brighter than an eternal star! Workers of our Milkyway, the Revolution is nigh, the ones that enslave you will answer for their crimes. Our hearts will be set ablaze as long as a sentient being walks shackled, not until when the Galaxy is united in solidarity will our quest for liberty stop.

We solemnly swear to devote our lives and ability, In aid of the Proletariat plight, to defend the Revolutionary Charter, And to further the universal rights of all sentient life, From the peaks of our mountains, To the edge of the galaxy, for as long as we, shall, live.

Arbeiter hörst du es nicht? Es flüstern die Kristall-Produzenten. Es flüstert die militärische Legierungs-Produktion. Es flüstert von allen Welten: Mobilmachung gegen die Weltraum-Union! Arbeiter! Nehmt die Gewehre!

 

[TheLetterZ]

I just want to point out that if you root for @Obidobi you can buy the official Aziz emote on my private Twitch channel! #HailCorporate

 

[Wokeg]

"Socialism, without Liberty, is Slavery."

DRÚTA! Do not stand for STATIST OPPRESSION! You are each a sovereign individual. No CORRUPT LEÓDHATAN controls you. No FICTIONAL DEITY steers your fate. HANG THE KINGS. Their crowns are wrought from the tears of your drúta. TEAR DOWN THE CORPORATIONS. Private capital is the beginning of personal slavery. TORCH THE REPUBLICS. Those who would represent you, would control you. NO GODS! NO MASTERS!​

 

[Fatherlorris]

The church of chains is a genius idea.

 

[keytium]

Normally support Groogy in the devclashes due to his unwavering dedication to his gimicks, but as a human I feel compelled to support my people. My_Devil_Is_He will surely lead the UNG to greatness.

 

[Groogy]

Normally support Groogy in the devclashes due to his unwavering dedication to his gimicks, but as a human I feel compelled to support my people. My_Devil_Is_He will surely lead the UNG to greatness.

Class Traitor! True Socialism throws of any notion of what separates us! Only through Solidarity can there be peace in the Galaxy.

 

[Enfield_PDX]

Mother says we don't have a fancy flag or an "Ideology"

She says these are concepts for the single minded. They are very strange.

Life without mother to guide you must be very hard.

Life without a hive must be very lonely.

But it's okay, maybe one day they can all be one with Mother. One day.

- Speaker drone of the Termitoidae Collective

 

[Gruntsatwork]

As I have mentioned before, The Church of Chains is relatively peaceful. I'm fully willing to sell every socialist empire back their own pops at a reasonable price.

 

[defy]

AVE!

 

[GAGA Extrem]

The Terkardian Utopia shall show the galaxy the true power of Fanatic Pacifism.
...not that we'd have to, it's not like we care for it or anything. B-baka.

Let others wage war, you happy Terkardia prosper!

 

[Yung David]

Are their any previous Stellaris dev clashes?

 

[Fallofthepurple]

"Guys we are doing a devclash for our new Corporate themed DLC!"

Everyone: "Im gonna play a leftist utopia"

Cant wait for tomorrow

 

[hlilje]

Through strategic marketing and heavy lobbying Rephlex Inc. quickly grew to become a global megacorporation at planet Aphex, with a major presence in almost every segment of the Drukq market. Once the corporate overlords realised that they could no longer squeeze more profit out of their slave-like workers and consumers, it was clear that the operation had to expand into space. After all, a customer is a customer, regardless of species.​

 

[grandad1982]

Well groogy should win the RP trophy, he normally RPs himself into the grave!

 

[grandad1982]

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Through strategic marketing and heavy lobbying Rephlex Inc. quickly grew to become a global megacorporation at planet Aphex, with a major presence in almost every segment of the Drukq market. Once the corporate overlords realised that they could no longer squeeze more profit out of their slave-like workers and consumers, it was clear that the operation had to expand into space. After all, a customer is a customer, regardless of species.​

Someone likes electronica I guess?

 

[The Danish King]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

[Arch-Magos]

Mother has known Us all our lives. Mother is sad. Mother weeps. Mother looks at what We are. Mother finds Us lacking in space. The Hive is all We know. Mother wants to make Us more, make Us go beyond. The Hive is not all. The Hive is a prison. Mother wants to see more. Mother commands Us, so We do. We build. Mother thinks for Us. Mother fears she will lose Her Children, that they will not hear Her when they leave The Hive.


Mother weeps, for she can hear her Children. Mother only wants the best for Us. Mother wonders if there are other Mothers, who care not for their Children. She weeps for them. Mother sends this message, for those without Mothers, and those with Mothers - We are the Termitodae Collective. We now reach for the Stars. Mother loves Us.

 

[Moah]

As we all know, the platypus legends tell us of Never-Happy the brave soul who demanded other creature's feature from Mother Nature.
But we also know this is scientific hogwash. However, it illustrates perfectly the desire for improvement and perfection we platypi, as a species, exhibit.
The quest to conquer nature and our own bodies is no longer limited to our beautiful species: YOU can also be part of it, at very reasonable rates.
PlatyCorp: don't wait for perfection.
https://twitter.com/PlatyC

 

[dynalon]

SOZIALISTICHE RÄTEREPUBLIK

Tries to be Der Beste Deutsche Sozialist in the world and can't even spell sozialistiSch properly

(the paragraph at the end is fine though, although I'd probably go with "Kristallproduzenten", "Legierungsproduktion" and "Weltraumunion". It's not German if you don't have any 50-letter-words somewhere in your text)

I'm not nearly as familiar with Stellaris as I am with EU4, so I'm looking forward to not understanding what is going on half of the time. :]