Chapter 27: We Are Safe
In the year of our lord 1517, the Sienese founded a great city. And they lived happily ever after.
Or maybe not... when the Papal Controller France tried to conquer Papal Controlled Avignon...
Gianpaolo Pirlo (The Doge): "Should we join or not."
Giovanni Gentile (Diplomatic Advisor): "Of course, the Ottomans aren't going to join... one month has passed since the war declaration and the Ottoman Sultan has not replied yet. The war is going to take place only in Europe, we are completely safe."
[One month later...]
Gentile: "Well that doesn't look so good...
... but we will be alright, the Castilians are helping us out.
Also, the Ottomans are going to concentrate all their forces on Italy and there is no way they are going to invade us."
Pirlo: "I hope you are right..."
[18 months later...]
Gentile: "That has worked out rather well, hasn't it? The war is ongoing somewhere in Europe... in the meantime we can stare at golden maps...
... and smack rebels even without RCA support.
We'll be completely fine. Oh hey, Ottomans passing by!"
Pirlo: "..."
Gentile: "Well, let us just employ some hit and run tactics to make sure they are not going south. Why would the Ottomans risk their army in the desert anyway?
I mean, the Ottomans are completely predictable... sitting around in North Africa and whatever...
They would never threaten our lands."
[A scout from Djerid enters the office]
Scout: "Oh, my great Doge! There has been a big storm in the desert..."
Pirlo: "Okay. Where is our army? [calling a messenger] Tell our commanders to stop their rebel hunting activies or whatever they are doing in the south and to protect the capital immediately!"
In the year of our lord 1517, the Sienese founded a great city. And they lived happily ever after.
Or maybe not... when the Papal Controller France tried to conquer Papal Controlled Avignon...
Gianpaolo Pirlo (The Doge): "Should we join or not."
Giovanni Gentile (Diplomatic Advisor): "Of course, the Ottomans aren't going to join... one month has passed since the war declaration and the Ottoman Sultan has not replied yet. The war is going to take place only in Europe, we are completely safe."
[One month later...]
Gentile: "Well that doesn't look so good...
... but we will be alright, the Castilians are helping us out.
Also, the Ottomans are going to concentrate all their forces on Italy and there is no way they are going to invade us."
Pirlo: "I hope you are right..."
[18 months later...]
Gentile: "That has worked out rather well, hasn't it? The war is ongoing somewhere in Europe... in the meantime we can stare at golden maps...
... and smack rebels even without RCA support.
We'll be completely fine. Oh hey, Ottomans passing by!"
Pirlo: "..."
Gentile: "Well, let us just employ some hit and run tactics to make sure they are not going south. Why would the Ottomans risk their army in the desert anyway?
I mean, the Ottomans are completely predictable... sitting around in North Africa and whatever...
They would never threaten our lands."
[A scout from Djerid enters the office]
Scout: "Oh, my great Doge! There has been a big storm in the desert..."
Pirlo: "Okay. Where is our army? [calling a messenger] Tell our commanders to stop their rebel hunting activies or whatever they are doing in the south and to protect the capital immediately!"