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You are diluting the Hohenzollern line with Austrian Blood! Shame on you! :p ;)


I can see London being not very interested at the moment as long as the potential alliance doesn't threaten anyone. Paris however can be reasonably expected to be very worried.
 
The Habsburgs on the same level as the upstart Wittelsbachs, Wettins and Würtembergs! The shame :D.

Guess this is the first step in the convoluted plans you had for the poor Austrian king. Looking forward to the rest.

Guess Mussolini could be a bit of a wildcard. Basically he dislikes allies and Germans alike, just as they all distrust him. Guess the traditional Italian opportunism will determine his fate.
 
You are diluting the Hohenzollern line with Austrian Blood! Shame on you! :p ;)


I can see London being not very interested at the moment as long as the potential alliance doesn't threaten anyone. Paris however can be reasonably expected to be very worried.

No, I'm diluting the Habsburg line with those upstart Prussians (and, as long as I'm at it, strengthening the Reich's claim to Lorraine...). :p

And yes, Paris is definitely afume, not least because of the naval snub. The Royal Navy and the US Navy get invitations to Kiel Week, as do some surprise visitors from other nations, but the Marine Nationale... not so much. Pity, too, because by now, Hood is in refit and I'm willing to stretch the point to say KGV is the new pride of the fleet with Prince of Wales likely to commission in late 1940, Richelieu is in full service and Jean Bart is undergoing shakedown, and Joffre is nearing completion, and various other foreign visitors are likely. In short, if they had bothered to invite the French, Kiel Week has the potential to approach the Coronation Review of 1937.

Teufelspakt for Otto and Mussolini, such a mephistophelian Kaiser.:p

Not King of Austria, but Archduke or Kaiser.

As I've said, oversight on my part, though it avoids the constitutional crisis that Germany undoubtedly would have faced by crowning Wilhelm in '34. After all, the Austrian constitution probably doesn't explicitly forbid a king, because Austria never had one. It also, as Dutchie says, puts the Habsburgs on the same level as the other dynasties of the Reich.

And Mussolini made a deal with the devil - Otto just made a deal with Wilhelm, who's walking the line between Stern Imperialist and Benevolent Gentleman. :p

The Habsburgs on the same level as the upstart Wittelsbachs, Wettins and Würtembergs! The shame :D.

Guess this is the first step in the convoluted plans you had for the poor Austrian king. Looking forward to the rest.

Guess Mussolini could be a bit of a wildcard. Basically he dislikes allies and Germans alike, just as they all distrust him. Guess the traditional Italian opportunism will determine his fate.

This time, Mussolini has a much better idea at least that he's grabbed a tiger. Papen's quite willing to make all sorts of wild promises; I hadn't stopped to think about it until now, but he's kind of like Tolstoy's version of Napoleon, doing what he thinks he has to do to stay in the saddle.
 
45. Integration

1. Fallschirmkorps Kampfschule
Stendal, German Empire
1 April 1940


Wilhelm Volkmann had passed Schmeling's name and packet up the chain of command, and as soon as the poor man had finished his training as a rifleman and been assigned, as Wilhelm might have hoped, to one of the assault battalions, a driver had come down from Berlin with a car full of reporters from Signal and orders to report to the RLM building as part of the Reich boxing team - Helsinki was only a few months away, and Schmeling was technically an amateur now! Attached was a Military Service Medal with no swords and a vaguely-worded citation for the officer who had brought this to the Ministry's attention. All in all, it had left Wilhelm feeling vaguely dirty; the man had been a good trooper and the odds of him appearing back at Stendal in the next six months seemed pretty slender. Though looking back over his record... his odds in Helsinki looked excellent.

Today, he had been given an even less pleasant duty than accidentally shipping off a perfectly good volunteer for airborne school to be a boxer. He was to supervise the orderly installation of the Austrian Parachute Test Company into the Kampfschule system for evaluation. Their leader, an Oberleutnant Skorzeny, had marched them in and loudly dismissed them last night, ordering them to get raucously drunk in celebration of the union with Germany. Their appearance at formation this morning was the direct consequence of that, and he found himself staring dubiously across a conference table at Skorzeny.

"You do realize," he began slowly, "that a company of men still half-drunk in formation is hardly the standard which we set here." He realized he sounded stiff and stuffy, the classic Prussian stuffed-shirt soldier, and regretted it, but saw no way out of it. He did not want to start off on this foot, but damn it, they had just arrived!

Skorzeny leaned back, lighting a cigarette - something Turkish and more robust than Wilhelm was used to - waving it airily as he spoke, left boot on right knee. "Willi - may I call you Willi? - Willi, they'd just arrived! Frankly, they need a few days off, celebrate the Kaiser properly." Skorzeny sketched a salute at the portrait of Wilhelm that hung at the end of the table. "And that daughter of his!" Skorzeny whistled, pantomiming an hourglass shape. Wilhelm stiffened in his seat.

"Yes, just so. But the fact was that they weren't dismissed for three days. Their duty -"
"Their duty, Willi," Skorzeny said, stubbing the cigarette out and speaking with exaggerated patience, "is to stick the Kaiser's enemies. A little schnapps won't stop them from doing that, will it?" He leaned forward, elbows on the table now, and Wilhelm felt that Skorzeny was laughing at him. The scar along his cheek gave him a mocking look, and Wilhelm deliberately leaned forward, placing his right arm on the table to display the Polen cuff-title prominently.

"Their duty, sir, is to obey regulations and the officers appointed over them. If they can't follow those rules, what makes you think they can go out the side of an Annie in the dark, much less turn into fighting men once they hit the ground?" Skorzeny blanched, the scar white on his anger-paled face. Wilhelm knew he had made an enemy, but he also knew he was right - Fitzgerald had gone out the door sober, even if by the time they hit Warsaw he had found some grandee's stash of liquor and made himself very popular. Beyond that, this man might be a giant with an engineer's license, but Skorzeny had never been in real battle, and Wilhelm had grown up around engineers; the piece of paper simply did not intimidate him.

"I apologize, Herr Oberleutnant," Skorzeny said stiffly, straightening to attention in his seat. "They will be ready for in-ranks inspection at roll-call formation this evening. This oversight will not happen again." Wilhelm nodded and gestured toward the door. "Excellent, though I suspect that means plenty of work ahead of you. I'll see you at roll-call."

Skorzeny stood, saluted sharply - a salute Wilhelm returned, even though he knew it was more mockery than honor - and wheeled on his heel. Wilhelm sat back at the conference table, sighing, resting his head on his hand for a moment. "I want a real company," he muttered into his palm.

---

Linz, German Empire
20 April 1940


It was a very small, sad band of men who came together around Adolf Hitler on his first birthday following the Act of Union. He had retired to Linz to live in quiet semi-isolation, alternating between boasting at his small part in Germany's awakening and terror that the awakened giant would turn south and notice him. Few men still clung to him, his political beliefs discredited by the total failure of the Rising. Still, for the men sent to arrest him, this duty was a painful one - they had been specifically chosen for their onetime loyalty to him as a way of proving their devotion to Wilhelm's Reich.

Oberst Dietrich knocked at the door. When the door opened, a pale, puffy-faced Hitler answered, slouched and in his undershirt, hair in disarray. "Hello, Sepp," he said tiredly, resignedly, recognizing Dietrich despite the field-gray uniform. "I'm glad they sent you."

"Hello, Adolf." Dietrich's voice was gentle, sad. "In the name of the Chancellor of the German Empire, I am ordered, firstly, to inform you that your German citizenship has been revoked effective the first day of 1934, and secondly that you are under arrest for sedition and fomenting an armed rising against the German government." He recited this speech from memory, face wooden and blank, aching and torn in his feelings toward the wreck in front of him. He had once seen this man as Germany's salvation; what had gone wrong?

The broken little corporal stepped forward, offering his hands meekly. "All right, Sepp." As a gendarme stepped forward with the manacles, Dietrich raised his hand, shaking his head. "Just let him come." In a sudden impulse of kindness for his onetime Führer, Dietrich pulled the greatcoat from his own shoulders, draping it around Hitler's as he stepped out the door. He made it three steps before he began sobbing, and Dietrich put an arm around his shoulders, guiding him towards the Black Maria. "There, there, Adolf," he murmured, "it will be all right, you'll see." He knew it was a lie, and hated himself for saying it, but he owed Hitler that much, for ten years of serving him.

---

Adolf Hitler, defendant, rise. Herr Hitler, this court finds you guilty on the following counts. That you knowingly and willingly encouraged armed rebellion against the legitimate government of Germany, guilty. That you knowingly and willingly gave aid and comfort to the enemies of Germany, guilty. That you knowingly and willingly violated the conditions of your release from fortress imprisonment, guilty. For these crimes, and based on your past record in armed insurrection against the government which showed you mercy once, the court sentences you to be carried hence from this place to a pre-designated place of execution where you shall be executed by rifle fire until dead, sentence to be carried out forthwith. By the special decree of the Chancellor, there is to be no appeal to higher authority. May God have mercy on your soul.

---

Good evening, America, this is William Shirer in Berlin for the Columbia Broadcasting System. Today saw the conclusion of the so-called 'Hitler Trial' in Berlin, dealing with the last legal vestiges of the civil war which threatened to break out in 1933. The former leader of the National Socialist Party of Germany, a Mr. Adolf Hitler, was executed by firing squad at Landsberg Fortress in Munich, where he had been incarcerated for several years in the 1920s. Mr. Hitler is survived by his brother, Alois, who runs a restaurant here in Berlin. Hitler's political policies were well-known for fomenting disputes with Germany's neighbors on the grounds that Germany required 'living space,' and had a strong mystical-racial component. While some feared that Hitler's death would be grounds for protest from certain fascist organizations, no such protests materialized. For the Columbia Broadcasting System, this is William Shirer in Berlin, signing off.
 
Oh. That Hitler part was surprising, because tbh I had totally forgotten about him in the context of this AAR.
 
Well, let's go first with the traditional


Skorzeny!!!!


Now... what's next... I see. Well, it seems that Wilhelm and Otto are not going, for the time, to become intimate pals. Time will tell.

About executing Adolf... I wouldn't have done it. I would have sent him back to Vienna, to be endlessly rejected by he Academy of Fine Arts. :D

Oh. That Hitler part was surprising, because tbh I had totally forgotten about him in the context of this AAR.


Me too.
 
Somehow expected Kurt to react to the presence of Skorzeny :D.

An inglorious end to an upstart Bohemian corporal. Somehow fitting...
 
Oh. That Hitler part was surprising, because tbh I had totally forgotten about him in the context of this AAR.

That was the idea - Hitler as a footnote.

Well, let's go first with the traditional


Skorzeny!!!!


Now... what's next... I see. Well, it seems that Wilhelm and Otto are not going, for the time, to become intimate pals. Time will tell.

About executing Adolf... I wouldn't have done it. I would have sent him back to Vienna, to be endlessly rejected by he Academy of Fine Arts. :D




Me too.

I said somewhere about fifteen pages back that Skorzeny'd wind up as Wilhelm's nemesis, I fully intend to stick to that. It just strikes me that there are basically three ways, not mutually exclusive, to write the man - as a swashbuckling adventurer (see Yogi), a consummate professional, and as an egotistical blowhard whose reputation is the result of the shadowy nature of his work.

Adolf didn't survive his second court-time. :p
Poor man.

Well, the evidence from about 1929 onward is pretty overwhelming, and he did already get off rather lightly for doing this once before... plus Schleicher, despite only being Chancellor for a couple of years, is pretty much guaranteed his place in the history books.

Somehow expected Kurt to react to the presence of Skorzeny :D.

An inglorious end to an upstart Bohemian corporal. Somehow fitting...

I kind of expected SOMEONE would SKORZENY!!!!! me. Just didn't know who.

As for the Bohemian corporal, I actually kind of feel sorry for him. Not that he didn't get what he deserved, but that he wound up such a broken man.

Huzzah, he is dead! it's not like he actually could have won...

Of course not, a trumped-up citizenship and such crazy ideas? What right-thinking man would ever believe in him? I mean, sure, he could give a speech, and some of his ideas were fine, but Germany needs steadier leadership than an Austrian housepainter! :p

Oh noes...
that means no "Downfall" Movie and Hitler Movies on Youtube :p :D

Nice updates, especially the Anschluss!

Nope, no "Downfall." Though on the plus side, also no Hipster Hitler. Thanks regarding the updates; we'll probably see more from the HuD Regiment than just Otto in a blue coat.

EDIT - Dammit, Kurt, ninjaposting on me!

And speaking of movies... keep meaning to slip those in the updates, guess it's date night for some Volkmann or other...
 
I kind of expected SOMEONE would SKORZENY!!!!! me. Just didn't know who..

Traditions are there to be followed... :rofl:
 
46. New Work, New Love

Main Cadet Establishment Lichterfelde
Berlin, German Empire
16 May 1940


"Good afternoon, cadets." General Werner von Fritsch's voice, as always, was cool and dry, with a hint of amused contempt. The assembled Lichterfelde cadets dutifully replied, "Good afternoon, Herr General," and Johann Volkmann looked over from the auditorium's wing at the General, rather unlike his predecessor as commandant, Rommel. Fritsch was a Prussian officer through and through, and had been a contender for Bock's post of War Minister for a time. Volkmann was unsure how to interpret his assignment to Lichterfelde - another step in the Lichterfelde Line, or a career dead cul-de-sac? Either way, he half-listened to Fritsch.

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"Commencement and commissioning are approaching, and as such, I have taken the liberty of contacting a number of officers who served in the recent Polish campaign. They will conduct a series of lectures between now and commissioning. Your attendance at these lectures is expected." Fritsch made no effort to state it more strongly than "expected;" they knew what he meant at this point. "First of these lecturers will be Hauptmann Johann Volkmann, a 1936 graduate of this institution who commanded a platoon in Spain and a company of 7. Panzerdivision in the Polish campaign. In Spain, Hauptmann Volkmann won the Spanish Cross in Gold for a reconnaissance in force against Republican forces that resulted in the destruction or capture of an equally-sized armored element of Russian -" like many officers, Fritsch refused even to consider the word "Soviet" - "armor. In Poland, Hauptmann Volkmann was awarded both orders of Iron Cross for his rearguard action in the Lwow-Lublin region against the Polish armored brigade, leading to a successful counterattack by Generalleutnant Rommel." Fritsch left unsaid what he and Volkmann both knew - that inadequate flank screening by the armored force had made the rearguard action necessary. "Hauptmann Volkmann is a graduate of the General Staff Course currently posted to the Bendlerblock. Gentlemen, attention!" The sound of several hundred chairs scuffing followed as the cadets came to their feet, and Fritsch pivoted in place. "Hauptmann Volkmann, post!" Johann smartly marched across the stage, decorations polished and uniform immaculate as the day he graduated, stopping before Fritsch and saluting. "Take charge, Hauptmann," Fritsch concluded before returning the salute, taking a seat on the stage.

"Take seats," Johann began, slightly nervous. "As General von Fritsch has stated, I am Hauptmann Johann Volkmann. He has asked me to tell you some of the lessons of the recent Polish campaign from a company-grade officer's perspective. The most important factors that stand out to me are the importance of prewar training - once the balloon goes up, there simply is not time to train your soldiers to do their jobs - and the importance of keeping vehicles in fuel and repair. The actual rearguard action which General von Fritsch mentioned was made necessary by a threat to the divisional fuel detachment, which is, hands-down, the most important element in any armored division so long as they have a drop in their tanks."

Once he began, he rapidly relaxed, sharing his experience in Poland and, when asked, in Spain. It sometimes took a great deal of tact on his part, but he held back from criticism of his former superiors, no matter their failings... and in Eicke's case especially, they were numerous. He was surprised at some of the cadets' questions - everything from kitchen service in the field ("None, if you're lucky you rotate back every few days for a hot meal, otherwise someone cooks on an engine grate at night") to the classic crate-versus-crew argument ("Crew. The Russians, frankly, have better tanks than we do, but they can't shoot and they lack killer instinct"). At the end of it, Fritsch thanked him and politely dismissed him, a mix of professional approval and a distaste for one of Rommel's proteges, red-striped trousers or no.

He began the next day at the Charlottenburg house, rising before sunrise to take his motorcycle from the house across Charlottenburg, past Speer's renovated palace, to the Hochschule, where he had an appointment with his new commanding officer. He felt vaguely guilty walking through the corridors seeking the Military Engineering faculty. This was, in his father's perfect world, where he would have wound up. Finally, he found the faculty offices, a pretty blonde secretary glancing up at him in curiosity. Few visitors, apparently, came by at this time of the morning. "Can I help you?" she asked politely, stopping her typing. "I'm here to see Herr General Becker," he said, hiding his nervousness behind a stiff, official face.

"Really? And here I thought I was being drafted," she said, cutting the sarcasm with a quick, winning smile. "Please, take a seat, he should be in any moment, I'm surprised he's running late." He seated himself, and then moments later, she continued talking as she typed, "I'm Ilse. Ilse Klein, by the way. I'm sorry if I snapped at you, bad habit for a secretary, I know." She never once looked up from the typewriter.

Johann hesitated, unsure whether to use rank or name; he eventually decided to gamble and replied. "I'm... Hans Volkmann, and... I'm sorry if I came off as another stuffed Junker." He offered his hand, feeling slightly awkward with leather coat and gloves draped over one arm. She laughed and took his hand, giving it a brief squeeze before she resumed typing. "Takes a brave man to apologize for being a stuffed Junker these days... Hans."

Before he could reply further, a bustle in the corridor distracted them, and Generalleutnant Karl Becker burst through the door, carrying a leather folder under his left arm. "Volkmann, yes? Any relation to Peter or Ernst?" Johann sighed inwardly, coming to rigid attention. "Sir, yes, Herr General. My brother and father, sir."

"Please, no 'sir' sandwiches here, Volkmann. I'm a busy man, fewer words the better, please, come inside. Ilse, two cups coffee. Volkmann, sugar, cream?" Becker was apparently bustling, and Johann barely kept up with him. "No, sir, black is fine," he replied as he followed Becker into his office. Becker sat, stretching luxuriously for a moment. "Ahhh. Now, Volkmann. Welcome to the Munitions Office. You're a tanker and a staffer, not an engineer, but you asked for me. Why?"

Johann shifted in his seat. "Ah... because... sir, the Panzer II just doesn't do it. I mean, against the Poles, fine, but the SOMUA is a different beast. Peter mentioned you... thought maybe..." He fell silent, floundering under Becker's dubious gaze. Finally, the general shifted in his seat, tapping his finger on the desk. "Well... Volkmann... what would you say we need to change about the armor program?"

Johann immediately replied, "Sir. A tank is made of three components, really. A gun, an engine, and armor. The Panzer II is armed with an automatic cannon, but it's just a glorified machine-gun. I'd take a breechloader that will do more than scare footsloggers any day. Second thing is the engine. The petrol engine we're using now... it's fine for cars, but hit it with a sledgehammer and it'll light up like a cigarette. Most of my losses in Poland were due to engine brew-up. And armor... the Panzer II, even the up-armored IIF, is just up to the Reds' forty-seven, let alone the SOMUA. The SOMUA is supposed to be a full-blown tank, not a scout like the Reds'. To face that, we need something with a little thicker skin. So... sir... bigger gun. Diesel engine. Thicker plate." He finished, running out of words, watching Becker's reaction. The general surprised him, grinning ear-to-ear. "Welcome to WaPrüf 6, Hauptmann." He began scribbling on a notepad. "Ilse will type it up, I'm sure... I'm rarely in the Bendlerblock... but you're headed for Essen, Volkmann. Ever been there?"

"Yes, sir. Finished gymnasium there before I went to Lichterfelde."

"Mm, yes. Quite. Well, our next-generation tank is there. Should be in full-swing production soon. Want you to give it a thorough shakedown, see what the Kruppianers have missed. Travel orders and all that, check with Ilse. Any questions?" Johann blinked at the abruptness of it. "Sir... what's my exact role?" Becker blinked in irritation. "Test driver, gunner, general dogsbody. Anything else?"

Volkmann nodded. "No, sir. Yes, sir."

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"Good, get out, let Ilse know I've got more for her." Becker waved his hand in dismissal. "I'm a busy man, Volkmann. Dismissed." Johann beat a hasty retreat to the office anteroom, where Ilse looked up expectantly. "He likes you then," she concluded before he could say anything. "Short appointments are good." Her cheek dimpled as she continued. "Well, go on, what's the story?"

"He says you're supposed to draft up the orders." She stood, moving quickly and efficiently into the office; he could not help but watch her walk as she passed. She was either used to men staring at her backside, or didn't mind, as she smiled on her way back. "Pity you won't be in Berlin longer, Hans." He blinked. "Why not?"

"Because you don't look like a coal-miner or a blacksmith." She dimpled and smiled again. "Well... I'm not leaving tonight or anything," he hedged, then took the plunge. "As a matter of fact, I'm quite free if you are." She laughed, head tipped back. "Why, Hauptmann, are you blushing?"

"Ilse!" came the voice from Becker's office. "Less talk more type!" She sat, glancing at the hand-written scrawl and sliding a sheet of paper into the typewriter from a stack on her desk, all marked with the Kaiser's black eagle. "Can you follow directions in town without getting lost?" she asked, typing away. He scrambled to pull a small notebook from his pocket, nodding and pulling a pencil from her desk. "Fire away," he nodded.

"Well, to start with, I'll be ready at six..."

At six sharp, he pulled up outside of her apartment block, and she came down the stairs in a light yellow dress. "What! You didn't mention a motorcycle, Hans," she laughed, offering her hand and stepping into the sidecar without even a pause. "How the neighbors will be scandalized!" By the way she sat and grabbed her hat to make sure it stayed put, it fazed her not in the slightest, so he didn't waste more time than required to grin before kicking the starter over again. The bike coughed, then caught, and they were on their way.

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One of the advantages of his family's newfound wealth was that he could afford his choice of movie theaters; it was an excellent summer for German film. Inspired by the Polish campaign of the year prior, and, according to word of mouth, the Chancellor's discreet funding, Fritz Lang had just released what was perhaps the best-funded version of the "Fridericus" fad which had swept Germany since the War. Appropriately enough, Lang's work - released in two parts, but simultaneously, and generally shown as a double-header - was entitled simply Fridericus. Lang was dismissive of the movie, wanting to return to the spy movies and detective dramas which had occupied him since the beginning of the decade, but in Germany's current patriotic mood, it was a guaranteed success even if it was not also the best movie in Germany in a year full of good movies. Johann found some of the military details unbelievable - that cannon simply made men fly backwards with their hands thrown skyward, for instance - but overall found it a thoroughly enjoyable movie, especially given the company.

Halfway through the film, at the intermission, Ilse had slid close to him, leaning on his shoulder, and by the peace with Peter III, their hands were intertwined. At the end of the movie, he looked down to see she had fallen asleep on his shoulder, and when he gently shook her, she murmured sleepily, "Sorry, long day, have to get up early for homework." She blinked, yawning and standing, and he smiled. It was easily the nicest evening he had spent in quite a while. "Come on, let's get you home."

When they reached her apartment block, windows lit up at the sound of the motorcycle, and a few angry faces peered out. Ilse stood and leaned over him, giving him the briefest of kisses. "Good night, Hans, and thank you. You have my address, so no reason for you not to write from Essen." She smiled. "Stop by Monday to pick up your orders, okay?" He nodded, somewhat dazed from the kiss, and floated home.
 
I was somewhat expecting her to be the secretary. Also, have you jumped over the Panzer III with that ridiculous short gun and gone for the long 50?
 
If the infantry is not gunned with an AT 37 mm, a 50 mm should be fine...
 
I was somewhat expecting her to be the secretary. Also, have you jumped over the Panzer III with that ridiculous short gun and gone for the long 50?

The in-game models don't account for the 37mm PzKpfW III, and in this case what happened was essentially back-to-back updates jumping from PzKpfW IIF to PzKpfW IVF2-IVJ range. Johann's headed to Essen as the "yes, but will it work?" voice on the Krupp-designed and built PzKpfW IV.

She's not Traudl Junge because she's a starving grad student, hence the "waking up early for homework" bit. Hopefully she'll be more fleshed-out over time than Rita wound up.

If the infantry is not gunned with an AT 37 mm, a 50 mm should be fine...

He's not worried about doorknockers, he's worried about the 47mm tank main guns he keeps encountering.

Hänschen? :p

One should not sleep in movies, bad bad, very bad.

Oh god, just what he needs, to be known as a diminutive of a familiar form of his name... and in her defense, the movie started six-thirty-ish and ended, based on Lang's Die Nibelungen (great movie, but watch it in two sittings), around ten.