So it's coming June 2nd, according to the anniversary announcements?
The following things are not happening:
- I lie awake at night, wondering what Eldritch Realms will be like
- I tell my therapist to stop asking about my mother, so that I can instead talk about Eldritch Realms
- I drive away my friends and family, by incessantly talking about which new tomes may be in Eldritch Realms, even after they have asked me to stop (at least fifteen times)
- I visit hospices, comforting the dying & ill, yet pressuring them that they need to hang on until at least June 2nd, when the next next Age Of Wonders 4 Expansion releases
Why are these things not happening? Because NO ONE is teasing me about what Eldritch Realms will be like!
Please help to hasten the demise of my relationships and personal life - MARKET TO ME!
The following things are not happening:
- I lie awake at night, wondering what Eldritch Realms will be like
- I tell my therapist to stop asking about my mother, so that I can instead talk about Eldritch Realms
- I drive away my friends and family, by incessantly talking about which new tomes may be in Eldritch Realms, even after they have asked me to stop (at least fifteen times)
- I visit hospices, comforting the dying & ill, yet pressuring them that they need to hang on until at least June 2nd, when the next next Age Of Wonders 4 Expansion releases
Why are these things not happening? Because NO ONE is teasing me about what Eldritch Realms will be like!
Please help to hasten the demise of my relationships and personal life - MARKET TO ME!
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