Intermission – Recreating a 16th Century Battle
Battles in EU III are actually some wonder of a paradox[1]. On one hand you’ll be almost unable to expand your empire against rival nations without a decent military, but on the other the player will only be able to command very basic military units when compated to games such as Hearts of Iron or even Victoria. One thing that you certainly do not have; is unlimited control of each individual unit in each regiment you recruit. Now that we're at it, one regiment in EU III represents a thousand infantry/cavalry/artillery, which doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
Long story short, I'd like to introduce you to a bit of gaming intertextuality.
Medieval II Total War is a mediocre game in all other aspects than its eye candy and battle simulation, luckily this makes it perfect for a demonstration and visualisation such as this.
But now you’re probably wondering:
Medieval Total War? I thought this should suppose to take place during the 16-hundreds? It sure is.. I’m using a modification called For King Or Country! That completely converts the game to the time of the English Civil Wars. Fittingly, this scenario takes place during James I struggle with the parliamentarian and Scottish rebels in the Lowlands.
After the battle outside Edinburgh, where James crushed the army of Parliament that had pursued him north from the field of Oxford (see chapter XV), a small force of Parliament and Scottish troopers try to escape south, but are intercepted by a Royalist army.
So without any further ado: Enjoy!
NB: This was not an actual battle from the EU game, but rather a way for me to show how a battle would be fought in the 16th century through the use of pictures instead of words. Don’t worry, the current style of paintings as illustrations will be kept for the duration of the AAR.
Here you can see the composition of the rebel army. These units would together make up around 1900 men, pretty close to the total of two regiments in EUIII. 12 units of pikemen create the core of the army while four units of musketeers provide ballistic cover for the infantry alongside two cannons. The rebel general is escorted by two units of “Ironsides”. The Royalist army is of similar composition, however here the general commands two units of life guards instead of the roundhead crack troops.
Royalist initial deployment. The pikes form the first line with the cannons in the middle while the muskets and the cavalry are deployed on the flanks. Now multiply this column by 16 and you’ll have the size of Henri’s Royal Army that smashed the Italians and Habsburgs.
The Scottish infantry in Parliament pay marches on the Royalist lines, filled with anger and hate. The cavalry can be seen moving forward in the background while the musketeers rush onwards to get within shooting range of the Royalist lines.
Ironsides reach the King’s men, but are met with a dose of lead from the mounds of the Royal muskets. Still, they press on.
And slam into the vulnerable musketeers just after having fired their pistols. They wreak terrible havoc in the Royalist lines, but withdraw when the Royalist foot move to the rescue. This takes place on both flanks, diminishing the numbers of Royalist musketeers greatly.
As the Parliamentarians withdraw once again, the rebel infantry continues its advance towards the King’s centre, ignoring the steady bombardment from the opposing artillery.
On the left flank the Parliament cavalry gets overexcited and charges the King’s infantry, stalling them from a while, but receives quite a beating in return. The Ironsides rout past their allied infantry sending a shiver down the spine of every Parliamentarian pikeman.
When the two sides lock together in a deadly melee, the Parliamentarian cavalry regains its nerves and swings back to hit their enemy hard. Supported by the newly arrived infantry, they slowly begin to push the Royalists back from their positions.
The situation on the left flank is getting disturbingly serious as several Parliamentarian regiments are breaking through and threatening the very integrity of the army. Almost panicking, the Royalist commander orders in the reserves of infantry to fill the gaps on the left. Sadly, the enemy has now also smashed into the Royalist centre and right flank, pounding severely on it.
Eying their chance, the Life Guards on the right flank dashes forward and outmanoeuvres the enemy infantry, putting them in a position to strike the Parliamentarians in the rear! Although the rebel musketeers try their best to stop them, the Life Guards proceed to rout the nearest unit of Parliament pikes, before continuing into the centre.
However, things are not going as planned on the Royalist right wing. The rebels break through the defending infantry and seem to be able to start rolling up the entire Royalist army. Luckily, the reserves arrive just in time to bring some stability to the wavering frontline.
This proves to be the decisive moment in the battle as the Parliamentarian flanks are separated, with one being cut down by the Royalist Life Guards and the other trapped and without any support on the Royalist left wing. Never the less, the rebel pikes try their best to break through the enemy lines in order to save what remains of their comrades. However, the fresh Royalist reserves hold their ground and repulse any attack the rebels produce.
As the last of the rebels on the right flank and in the centre are cut down, the relieved (and exhausted) Royalists push on in order to destroy what remains of the Parliamentarian units. Outnumbered and low on morale many of the Parliamentarian soldiers throw down their weapons and run for their lives. The tired Royalists have not enough strength to pursue their enemies and instead retain the field. The forces of good King James has dealt a harsh blow to the Parliamentarian usurpers! Out of 2,000 men only 400 of the rebels made it off the field alive.
I hope you enjoyed this small intermission. A real update shall be on its way shortly!
[1]Sorry, couldn’t resist.