November 1812, the 4th
To Our King, George III of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
From Sir John Prevost, by your grace Governor General of Canada and Commander-in-Chief of the English forces in the America,
My King,
It looks like the Americans waked up, and attacked on all fronts. Fortunately, they attacked as an noisy mob, not as an army. Let me tell you about their so-called “offensive”, which is actually more an offense to military arts.
A couple weeks ago, I have received news that they attacked Amherstburg by trying to land on the ufortified back of your city, thus imitating – or trying to imitate – our daring landing at Minorca 20 years ago.
Unfortunately for them, our fleet attacked them as they were trying to land. Their so-called navy did not stand long, and withdrew in disorder, letting the infantry on its own. Meanwhile, our whole army had been warned and picked their soldiers up one after the other. This coordination between our army and our navy was beautiful to see, and I believe no other country can pride itself in such an efficiency in naval matters :
We captured several guns and supply wagons, items which were lacking to your Western garrisons. We also captured the American commander, but then let him go ; and I hope they give him a command again !
After this victory, Sir Isaac Brock and his men now highly spirited assaulted the enemy position at Fort Détroit. Your soldiers, my King, were fighting at 2 against 3, but they were above and beyond their duty, and the enemy retreated in disarray. We lost less than two hundred men, while Sir Isaac Brock claims he killed, captured or maimed more than 1 200 men.
The enemy was so confused that he fled in the wilderness North of Fort Détroit, far away from any supply he might reach before winter sets in.
Our enemies also attacked Fort Erié, but yet again, outgunned, outnumbered, 500 of your soldiers stopped 4000 of their, sending the survivors back to Fort Niagara, which they should have never leaved.
Finally, I just received the news that more than 3000 Americans assaulted La Colle, an insignificant fishermen village North of the Champlain. Our fleet could leave on time, and the few douzains of defenders left in the village fought at 1 against 20, killed or incapacited a great deal of their attackers before running out of powder and being killed by the rebels in a last, dashing charge.
Such a “feat”, surely, proves once more that the Americans can only win when they are against civilians, 20 against 1 or helped by the French [even though I fail to see the interest of the French in having such lousy allies, as I don't see the Americans being of any help to them in the coming two hundred years].
Meanwhile, our fleet, even though it was evacuating the port of La Colle in the greatest confusion, won the battle on the Champlain :
As for me, I am as I told you sieging the city of Sackett Harbor, where I met an unexpected opposition : more than two thousands of the most elite American soldiers, well-entrenched behind the heaviest guns I have ever seen in the New World. The battle is won, even though as I write an handful of Americans are still skirmishing in the harbor. Once again, this proves my intuition was good and this place is decisive for the American war “effort”.
Let me sum up all those informations on a map :
In other news, there have been some sort of elections in the United States of America, and you will not be surprised that the former President of the United States has been voted out :
If our philosophers want yet another example of why the head of a nation should never be elected, the United States should be added to the list, right next to Poland, and France.
From what I understand from Sir Isaac Brock, he decided to split his force : all his light troops (including the natives), under his personal command, will move toward the American fort of Miami to block the way of the defeated army of William Hull, thus hoping that this army gets destroyed by winter. Meanwhile, the heavier forces, which would have slowed down Sir Isaac Brock anyway, will carry on the siege of Fort Detroit, lest the Americans attack it (which is highly unlikely given their state of disorder and their performances so far).
Meanwhile, I will quell the last resistance in Sackett’s harbor. No further action is needed against the pointless American raid on La Colle, I don’t believe they will have enough supply to hold the whole winter.
I believe I will send some more excellent news very soon !
Yours gracefully,
Sir John Prevost
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