Booze? Where you're going you don't need booze
That *Bleep* Doctor
I swear when I get my hands on that doctor and his car time machine thingy I'll...… ah you guys are here...… welp that's another bet lost. Last time I saw you guys I was in a bizarro Russia that was gearing up to kick some Germany *Bleep*…. Wait *bleep* I can't swear now? What is this, the Victorian Era?!! Wait, found some notes, let me just read this.....Greater Britain...….New World...…1821.....wait, 1821 *bleep* me it is the Victoria Era. Well, guess I'm leading a Victorian Britain, much better than leading bizarro Russia...… I think, they had booze back then right? Anyway, lets get conquering some Indians and selling Opium to the Chinese. Wait holdon, Notes say I have to go over the history of the Empire. Great history, no-one who leads a country wants to learn history. I mean they have that saying, those who know their history are doomed to repeat it. Eh, screw it lets go over the history, cliff notes version.That *Bleep* Doctor
History of the Empire - Cliff Notes version.
Ok so we have complete control the British Isles. Apparently many wars were fought between 1444 and 1520 to attain this control.We also control a good portion of the French mainland, except Paris because I can never have nice. And a small part of the Iberian coast.
We hold dominion over Portugal, because one of our kings *bleep* one of their king's daughters and inheritance and all that. Eh, more Cannonfodder for our armies.
Which means we defacto control their colonies. Sweet, even more Cannonfodder. Also we have our own colony in the Caribbean.
So apparently we colonized the east coast of America but they broke free in some kind of war, somethings never change. In the following treaty in exchange for recognizing their freedom they gave up slavery and became allies. No slaves? Who's gonna work in my factories, CHILDREN? Wait, that's actually not a bad idea, finally found some use for the little *bleep*.
Canada is in a similar situation, after the Americans won they demanded more freedom as well, so we made them a dominion whatever that is. Great frozen wastes.
We also did the same for Alaska. Great even more frozen wastes.
And Australia as well. Great instead of frozen wastes I get land full of deadly predators. I need a drink
Luckily we directly control from London the east indies. Ah Jungle, theres something useful
Apparently the leader before me decided to conquer southern China. Again, millions of Cannonfodder
And a good portion of India. Very British of us.
Good news, we own gold mines in South Africa, though since we outlawed slavery in the..... early 18th century, we have to pay our miners
To close out our colonial holdings we have wonderful ports in Western Africa
I'm pretty sure that's the end of the history part so now before I go lay down and drink what's left of Kerensky's booze I borrowed I should point out we're a oligarchic monarchy. Eh first thing I need to do tomorrow is try to make universal voting a thing.
