Zero Chance: A Mistranslated Orleans AAR (graphic intensive!)

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In A.D. 1419...

War was beginning.

Duke: What happen?
Advisor #1: Somebody set up us the artillery.

Advisor #2: We get diplomat.
Duke: What!
Advisor #2: Diplomatic screen turn on.

Duke:It's you!!

Henry V: How are you gentlemen?
Henry V: All your province are belong to us.

Henry V: You are on the way to annexation.
Duke: What you say!!

Henry: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Henry: Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Advisor #1: Your grace...

Duke: Take off every 'INF'
Duke: You know what you doing.

Duke: Move, 'INF'.
Duke: For great justice.

[For the record: No, I didn't have a chance to survive.
And it obviously isn't in order.]

 

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I agree Orleans is hard but it can be done. See this AAR. In this one, the writAAR (Paranoid Tsar) made it to 1610 and was doing very well when he quit.

 

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Nice

 

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I suppose you need to get really really lucky to be succesful with Orleans. Short and sweet

 

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Hey, that's great.

 

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I like it. Short and fun, it was a great quick read. I only wish I had a cool music sound track behind it.

 

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I guess this falls into the "variations on a theme" AAR variety. It'd be fun to see how often this joke comes up in AAR-land- my guess at least 3 times.

 

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It's short.
It's difficult to understand.
It contains at least one grammatical error

I like it

 

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i is teh concur try another one :nods: :evilgrin:

 

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Dhude, the only challenge that awaits you now is Granada.

Or steering China through the 'Seven-Thousand-Years-Of-Rebellions'. (I know it's not really seven thousand years but it sure seems like it Maybe 'Seven-Thousand-Rebellions-Per-Year-FOREVER'.)

 

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Hm. A lot more interest than I'd expected from a one-off joke on a tired Internet cliché. And I've even used this joke before (though not in an AAR)!

 

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All your province are belong to us. :evilgrin:

now surrender yous