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Alright, for those of you who don't check the main forum (don't blame you), this beast of a post was orginally an innocent question that metamorphised into an AAR- probably because I talk too damn much and have nothing better to do on my weekends then sit around, playing games and making poorly-spellchecked comments about them. So here you have it, unedited and uncensored, the Director's Cut version of... um... "Doros The Conquerer's First AAR Extravabonanza!", or "A Briefe and True Report of the Decline and Fall of Everyone Except the British Empire."*/PREFACE*
Life is getting pretty bland in the British empire, so I'm thinking to myself: why not spice things up a bit by seizing all the tea in China and shipping it to Boston harbor? I've had my eyes on Ming China's lush land of plenty for some time now, I've built up a network of forts and soldiers near their borders, I've mapped all their land with some Conqs, and I've got Casus Belli over a land dispute in British Thailand (seems Ming China's southern provinces actually belonged to the late King of Thailand, and seeing as Thailand is now part of the British Commonwealth, those provinces should be British too). However, they look like they've got a lot of soldiers... more than me, at least, and from reading around the boards it looks like Ming China is one of those "Do Not Mess With" goliaths. So before I commit the British SNLF to paving the road for the Boxer Rebellion, I want to know what I'm getting myself into. Long story short, is it a good idea, and how much effort will I need to accomplish my goals?
At present, my empire consists of the following:
All of Britain, save for a couple micro-kingdoms in Southern Ireland.
All of Scandinavia, save for central-western Sweden, which is my vassal, and the frozen interior of Finland, which is Lithuanian.
Most of northwestern continental Europe, from Calais and Antwerp clear across to to Prussia.
An L shaped band across Italy, from Siena to Ferrara.
Almost all of North America, from Panama to Alaska, with the exception of the Carolinas (Portugese), Quebec (Spanish), and a tiny Saxon colony at Nicaragua.
All of the Caribbean (New Albion Islands) from Tortuga on west.
All of Japan, Korea, and eastern Manchuria.
Thailand, Taiwan, and many of the inhabitable Spice Islands.
And about a dozen other strategic outposts across the globe, used to refuel my fleets and keep an eye on the world.
Needless to say, I'm raking in tons of cash, and have about seven or eight vassal states ready to die for me (but only two who seem to show up and fight). My initial goals are simple: I'm not too greedy, I just want to take their outlying islands (Heinan, Hong Kong, Okinawa) and maybe a couple of coastal provinces on the mainland, to give me a primary base of operations for future conquest. Can this be done? Will it just be a matter of beating them up with a few fast naval landings, or will I have to chase them clear across Asia before they'll even so much as give up Macau?
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