CHAPTER V: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I555U5wGns OR FOR THE MORE SENSITIVE VIEWER, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuX28N2ckk0
EPISODE 11
Late 1500’s (lol)
In 30 years, the Evil but still cool Irish Colonial Empire (EBSCIR), (Irish: Olc ach fós fionnuar na hÉireann Colonial Impireacht [OAFFNhCI]) has accomplished much. Its borders stretched from Greenland to Canada, from Canada to New England, From New Eng….you get the picture.
First off, my shiny new South American colonies; there is an unsightly gap between Panama and Venezuela.
Ewwwwwwww
And then Catholic Jesus decided that I would be DotF.
Pretty cool.
Second [off], there’s the English dilemma. They are terrible neighbors. Such loud tea parties….
(I’ll let the captions speak for themselves)
Nasty, huh?
Also, I forgot to inform you all’s that 40 years ago, Ireland became a Noble Republic. So…..
And also, of course, Conscription FTW
And now a look at the home front….
For all of you sad that Scotland is a two province minor, know that they brought it upon themselves by becoming Protestant, and breaking our alliance, AND THEN attacking England.
OH NO
Damn injuns….
OH NO
Damn French….
HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!????
That’ll teach ‘um.
Okay, so now that that’s out of the way, here’s a look at my planned conquests.
Along with a hilarious misspelling of “Hawaii,” but who cares? No one lives there anyway.
I’d also like to point out this. I have been in a war with the Incas through the Danes for a full 13 years without firing a shot! Thanks for the war taxes!
I’m back in the saddle again on….
THIS TIME, IT’S FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!1