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Hehehe considering the long lack of an update about the war in Russia, arntf, let's say I and VILenin (always expect evil from the godless commies, always!) had plans for making , say, a double sacrifice to see if almighty cthulhu arises from his slumber in R'lyeh and posts once more ;)

*sharpens knife with a maniac grin on the face*
 
Nuclear Winter said:
Hehehe considering the long lack of an update about the war in Russia, arntf, let's say I and VILenin (always expect evil from the godless commies, always!) had plans for making , say, a double sacrifice to see if almighty cthulhu arises from his slumber in R'lyeh and posts once more ;)

*sharpens knife with a maniac grin on the face*

Me thinks allmighty Cthuluh suffers from a severe case of RLI Syndrome (Real Life Interruption). Probably allmighty Cthuluh's mom/girlfriend/wife/partner complaining about the amount of time he spends in front of the computer... ;)


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No! Not mom/girlfriend/wife/partner! If that's the case then even black magic can't do anything to get cthulhu out of troubled straits. But in case it's something else, I beg cthulhu to update and get this thread back on track before complete mayhem breaks out.
 
I have started reading your AAR, great stuff, especially since I, a few days ago, managed to procure the most horrible of the unholy documents by Lovecraft available in swedish. The audiobook "Skräckens Labyrinter", read by Ernst Hugo Järegård(known to the international audience as the doctor Stig Helmer in von Triers 'the Kingdom'). Highly recommended to those fluent in the ancient scandinavian languages that... God, I can't keep it up.

I've only managed to read to page 11 so far, but now I'm downloading the PDF document. It's been a great read though I kind of miss Lovecrafts overuse of words beginning with un- and in- (unimaginable horror, indescribable fear etc... :rofl: )
 
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Very interesting, Cthulhu. Granted I'm a bit more interested in the AAR part than the Lovecraftian bit, but well-written and entertaining.

Update soon, please.

Vann
 
The suspense is killing me. Salvating over the next update. ;)
 
this is the tough consequence of your success, Cthu ... now you have to follow your AAR, your fanclub is begging .... For you it is like being alone and nude in the forest, in winter and at night, and you hear wolves all around .... :rofl:
Keep it up !
 
Stephanbathory, Oxymore, Anibal, Sir Humphrey, VILenin, lifeless: Thanks for reading and commenting, guys!

Chengar Qordath: Thanks! Next update sometime this week.

Fiftypence: Yes the Japanese AI is not very impressive in this scenario… :( and thank you!

Lyon_Man: It’s in the works.

Luis de Aveiro: Thank you and welcome to this AAR. :) But I must advice you that it’s not very healthy to reveal the international cthulhu cult’s agenda :eek: *makes the secret sign to Nuclear Winter, Arntf and VILenin* :D

Stuyvesant: Thanks so much, and welcome! :)

E. Jünger: I appreciate your kind words. I hope you find the rest of the AAR to your liking. And I’ll try throw in more descriptions like unimaginable horror, indescribable fear etc... :D

Vann the Red: Thank you, sir. Next update is in the works.

Director: Indeed! :)

Olifranc: Nice description there, Olifranc. :rofl: Update is coming soon. :)
 
Well, I finally caught up (ok, I read the PDF, I admit it...) I love the AAR. I also remembered why Lovecraft creeps me out. It seldom ends well. I wonder how Pauline is doing? Questions, questions.... And again Tunguska. Not an AAR can get over that bloody big hole int he Siberian steppes... I shall join the chorus and wail loudly as the master finishes the ritual that is called updating....

DW

PS I borrowed part of your sig for my AAR.. Don't sacrifice me to dark eldritch powers please...
 
cthulhu said:
Luis de Aveiro: Thank you and welcome to this AAR. :) But I must advice you that it’s not very healthy to reveal the international cthulhu cult’s agenda :eek: *makes the secret sign to Nuclear Winter, Arntf and VILenin* :D

Oh, so that's what all that handwaving was all about. For a second there, I thought you were flashing gangsigns at me :rolleyes:

When are we gonna see some maps, though?
 
Dead William: I am glad you like this tale. :) Yes, it was along time since Pauline made an apparence. We’ll have to visit the Imperial family in a future update. Great idea. As for borrowing part of my signature – go ahead! Spread the insanity! :D

Arntf: This is just a small update to show that this AAR is alive. The next update will cover the war and will feature plenty of maps. :)
 
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Lubyanka Prison
Moscow, The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
7th August 1941


”Walk with dignity comrade! You’re slouching!” Major General Nicholai Rubashov limped slowly through the prison corridor. He had never expected hell to be such a dreary place - grey concrete walls and always…always, bright light. He longed for darkness, sweet soft darkness…maybe even death. “Hey! Move it, filth!” One of the guards slapped him in the face and he hurried on as much as he could. The pain in his swollen knees was almost too much to bear, but he wouldn’t let the bastards have the satisfaction of seeing him give up…not now at least. Not as long as he had a shred of strength left. Rubashov’s uniform was torn and stained by his own blood, and all the insignias had been removed from it. He still wore his pince-nez eyeglasses on his broken nose - his tormentors always removed them carefully, before beating him up.

Rubashov had been arrested the day after he had delivered his report on how the Red Army should improve its defensive tactics to defeat the French invader. At first he had been treated with great respect and the interrogator had apologetically read the charges against him. This attitude changed completely when he denied the absurd allegation of him being a French spy. Then came the beatings, sleep deprivation, feigned drowning and so on.

They led him to the same interrogation room as before, but instead of Lieutenant Vasiliev standing on the other side of the simple wooden table; he was met by the piercing blue eyes of Major Gletkin. The blond Russian had been one of Stalin’s cronies since the last months of the civil war and often served as his bodyguard and trouble-shooter for low level stuff. It was either a very bad or a very good sign that he was here. “Ah, Comrade General, you look even worse than I feared. Please sit down.” Rubashov heard the noise of the door being closed behind him as he sat down, almost screaming from the pain in his knees.

“So, you have been informed about the charges against you?”

Rubashov nodded. “Yes, apparently I’m supposed to be an agent for the French imperialists.”

Gletkin laughed. “That’s absurd, who told you such nonsense?”

“That interrogation leader, Lieutenant Vasiliev…”

“I’m not surprised. Fortunately for us all, comrade Vasiliev has been removed from his position here at Lubyanka.” The Major produced a pack of cigarettes. “Smoke?”

“Yes, thank you, comrade!” Rubashov took a cigarette and Gletkin lit it for him. The prisoner puffed on it greedily.

“You know, Rubashov, I have always admired you and it pains me that you’re in this predicament. Still, the party cannot allow itself to be too lenient, but I do believe that your outstanding service record should be taken into account when you’re sentenced.”

“Sentenced?”

“Yes, comrade Rubashov. Surely you don’t expect your offences to go unpunished?”

“But I thought you said the charges against me were utter nonsense?”

“Yes of course, comrade. But I was referring to the accusation that you are working for the French government. It’s clear to the NKVD that you’re a counter-revolutionary and a Trotskyite!”

Rubashov stared at Gletkin. “What…”

“Do you deny it?! Traitor!” Gletkin’s hands trembled with sudden rage as he opened his leather briefcase and retrieved a manila folder. “This garbage you wrote in your report! It’s an obvious product of Trotskyism!”

“This is ridiculous, Gletkin. I never…”

“Silence!” Gletkin threw the report in Rubahsov’s face, which sent the prisoner’s cigarette flying across the floor. “Instead of lies, maybe you should tell me how you report to the Trotskists in Mexico!”

Rubashov was unfazed by the NKVD Major’s screaming. He didn’t belive for a second that Gletkin was really angry, it was all for show. ” Who has made these absurd accusations against me? What evidence do you have? This is madness…”

“Look, we can do this the easy way. If you’re prepared to cooperate and name your co-conspirators, I might have a chance of saving your life. Surely writing your memoirs in Siberia is better than being shot because of your misplaced loyalty to Trotsky…”

“When will this farce end, Gletkin? When I saw you, I hoped it was a sign that comrade Stalin had learnt about my fate and was intervening on my behalf. You know I’m not guilty of this…if I insulted the members of STAVKA, why not just remove me from my position?”

The interrogator sat down with a bored expression on his face. “You’re a counter-revolutionary and a traitor. Sergeant!” The door opened with a squeaking sound behind Rubashov. “This man refuses to cooperate. Don’t bother me again until he is in a more repentant state of mind.”

“Yes, comrade!” Rough hands grabbed Rubashov and as he was dragged out of the room into the corridor, while Glektin nonchalantly lit a cigarette, it wasn’t the fear of continued torture that was Rubashov's main concern astonishingly enough; it was the certainty that the Rodina was doomed. With these madmen at the helm of the state, how could they hope to defeat the imperialists?
 
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cthulhu said:
With these madmen at the helm of the state, how could they hope to defeat the imperialists?

They can't. In OTL they won because the other side was run by even crazier madmen.
 
Finding out that Rubashov's been arrested was certainly unexpected, though considering the nature of the soviet system maybe it shouldn't have been. Now Russia is doomed. DOOMED! :eek:
 
The Soviet Union in a nutshell, this fine piece of writing.

The unfortunate prisoner knows that his interrogator does not believe in the charges, and the interrogator knows that the prisoner knows - and yet he goes through the motions. What was he and other like him trying to achieve? False charges against innocents by prisoners desperate to avoid torture and death? For what purpose?

In a Third World War story by General Sir John Hackett (that time has turned into alt-hist, although I guess it was Sci-Fi when written) a Soviet general reflects over why so much in the Soviet Union is made in the worst way possible, almost as if the system was demented. I was reminded of that passus when reading this update.

Reading about life in the Soviet Union always depresses me. This update, although fictional, captures the era so perfectly that it has managed to depress me too. :(