"Your Imperial Majesty, as we did not wanted to absorb Your precious time, we have kept some of our ministerial staff out of Your Highness sight. As You want to hold a strong grip on our politics now, I would present You all our current ministers."
"We would start with a most brilliant and bright of our ministers, holding both the positions of Head of State and Chief of Intelligence. This is You, Your Imperial Majesty Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, Elect of God, Emperor of Ethiopia. There were some misprints in the text about Stern Imperialist, so I had to adjust them to match Your Greatness."
"Head of our government and the minister of security is B. T. Hawariate, and this is also most suitable person to do this job. After all, we prefer to keep an happy amateur on that post then sad amateur. The smile is most important!"
"Third person in charge of our government is Herouy Wolde Selassie, he hold both positions of foreign and armaments ministers. On one side it might be a good idea to do something like Meji restoration in our country, but I personally believe that we should reconsider keeping him in both positions."
"As our government is based on aristocracy, the positions of chief of the navy and chief of staff are hold by the Ras (Prince) Seyum and Ras Muluguetta."
"Our newly opened airport and all knowlege about airplanes is that advanced thanks to our minister of air force, John Robinson."
"Chief of the army, Ras Desta Damtew is a one we have to talk about. Although he is a specialist, that allows us to keep a substantial part of our supplies, I have to report, that substantial part of that part is going missing. It is widely known, that Your son-in-law is selling our supplies to get money for his lavish lifestyle.
My suggestion is, that we should let him to concentrate on other work. Maybe we should send him with an official visit to United States?"