Very nicely done, always great too see an AAR that goes beyond the traditional post filled with pics and descriptions, not that there's no room for creativity in those.
Very nicely done, always great too see an AAR that goes beyond the traditional post filled with pics and descriptions, not that there's no room for creativity in those.
I finally got it to work on my brides IPAD. Nicely done! The Kriegsmarine really bloodied the Brits noses of the Royal Navy! The 'junk pile' mentioned by Paul Weiss cracked me up ......obviously the infamous 5th Infantrie Division.....The 'Why not invade' part mentioning the Royal Navy's Brutal slaughter of unarmed merchant ships was priceless..and I must admit Borman's puppy is somewhat cute.....and well trained! Keep it up!
Now if only the Austrians could add the mounted stuffed deer head and the bear skin rug, it would feel exactly like home. Love every bit of this AAR. Can't wait for the next release.
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Ah, Paul... Your continued whining and moaning are a true delight. Rachel dropped you for a newly-club-footed invalid, the Poles somehow do not appreciate your noble civilizing peacekeeping mission, and you failed your sensitivity training... I wonder what else he will find to complain about, but I'm confident he'll continue to rise to the occasion.
It does not bode well that even Gretchen, Kapt. Ritter's wife, has abandoned him. I wonder if I need to look up 'divorce' in German yet?
The Austrians continue to amaze. Can't wait for the - entirely hypothetical - invasion of the lair of the Bolshevist Menace.
I do have one concern, though: it appears that an agent provocateur has infiltrated the Wehrmacht News & World Report and slyly edited some of the contents to make the Wehrmacht look like a bunch of aggressive no-gooders. I mean, surely Hauptmann Erich Schtill did not really write that the Panzertruppen (that noble mobile vanguard of peace, justice and freedom) try to shape their members into 'bloodthirsty death machines'?!? This is so out of context for the Wehrmacht, that I simply know it's a falsification. Probably planted by an Anglo-French communist imperialist infiltrator, to confuse the world as to who is a victim (Germany) and who is the aggressor (the rest of the world) in this conflict.
Edit: Just remembered from your roll-call that Trollhammer destroyed the Enterprise. How could you?!? Can we please have that picture of Kirk yelling 'Khaaan'? On the other hand, Kirk yelling 'Saalwachter!' doesn't have the same ring to it, so never mind.
haha...wood siding on the StuG is a sweet touch my fun loving Austrian friends. Why not just cave to fashion and mount some cuckoo clocks on the front and use them as horns? These would make fantastic parade floats. Congratulations on the success of Operation Trondheim and as any good Hollywood executive worth his salt would agree, we must follow success with a sequel...and thus Operation Trondheim II (while perhaps not the most imaginative name for it) is destined for greatness! I have few words for Rachel. What a slut. Lastly, I was a little uncomfortable with this month's Sturmkitten (puppy). If I know my breeds correctly, and I think I do, I believe that's a (western imperialist) English Bulldog. Dobermans, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Schnausers, Dachshund...perhaps...but an English bulldog? God help Martin Bormann if the Fuehrer catches him walking THAT breed in the chancellery garden. (but you gotta admit, that dog is seriously cute).
*Off to gullibility* (and to read your "niche AAR")
Paul really is not enjoying his war any more. And Karl is so far demoted they no longer trust him with a supply ship that actually moves?
Martin has gone a wee bit over the top? I mean its good to see the WNWR getting credit for all the successes but ..
and to echo earlier comments - the maps are brilliant
Those silly Austrians... what's next? A Blitzkrieg in Tirolerhosen?
Goering "allowing" the public to view his newly acquired Art and Paintings is very nice of him....as long as you are, however, a party member, high ranking officer, etc ect (hilarious!!) Gotta love the fat man!!
I couldn't agree more...how pedestrian to share great pieces of art in museums where ANYONE could see them...much better that they are cared for and preserved in the expert hands of his-voluminousness. The only thing I could add to the Steve Jobs approach is the critical third ingredient: scream, yell and chastise everyone around you. It's not easy knowing everything...genius has its price and everyone around you should be made to pay.Now that I've had some more time to ponder this, I realize the true magnanimity of the Reichsmarschall. Yes, at first glance it might look as though Hermann is being selfish and keeping this priceless art to himself, but think about it: he really is trying to encourage people to better themselves, go beyond their self-imposed limits and reach those lofty positions so that they may enjoy the art. Become one of the elite few, and you too can enjoy art like me, the Reichsmarschall says. It's kind of the Steve Jobs approach: don't accept that something can't be done, just push people hard enough until they achieve the impossible. It's very inspirational, really. <Nods sagely>
di:g stand for what ?