The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

thevmag said:

Not the most unusual of screenshots, compared to some crazy maps, but I do love when random, unrelated events link together.

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Young Despot Porphyrios, ascended to the throne not even half a week old when his father died from an incapacitating head injury. No father figure to raise him right, his Frankish mother embezzling royal funds... Thankfully, his tutor steered him down the right path, raising him in his father's absence to be a diligent, gregarious king-in-making. Unfortunately...

Come on, it was his first time

A meager twelve years of age and the young king has to be a father before he's even fit to rule the kingdom.

His noble tutor dies infirm, leaving the education of Porphyrios undetermined. He's 15 by now, diligent, zealous, honest, gregarious, and fantastic diplomatic tact. For his final year of study, he will focus instead on the stewardship of rulership. Who in the realm would be most qualified? The Baroness that hooked up with him in a drunken fling when he was just a boy. Typically, she taught him to let loose, indulge, and enjoy life, enforcing his gluttony.

No worries. A few ways to take care of that. The boy has become a man, and now it's time to carve out his own destiny! History will forever remember--!

...oh. Live fast, die young, leave a pock-marked corpse.

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djcool said:

I managed to ally Byzantium as Socotra(Hedonid).......

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Divilly said:

First one was killed by the second who was killed by the third who was killed by the fourth. All relatives. Not a happy family it seems

http://picoolio.net/images/2014/08/22/getoutuniggajew.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy_at_Samarra[/url]

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TheTeaMustFlow said:

took me a while to notice it. How'd you manage that?

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Sawik2003 said:

I have absolutely no idea. I was playing custom dynasty christian, german ruler and I had christian wife. Maybe its a conspiracy stating that there is more than one god?

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Sawik2003 said:

We both want children..

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#Childless marriage
character_event = {
    id = 64090
    desc = "EVTDESC64090"
    picture = GFX_evt_lovers
    
    min_age = 25
    max_age = 40
    only_rulers = yes
    capable_only = yes
    
    trigger = {
        war = no
        in_command = no
        is_married = yes
        NOT = {
            num_of_children = 1
        }
        spouse = {
            is_alive = yes
            is_abroad = no
            prisoner = no
            any_lover = { character = ROOT }
            
            NOT = {
                num_of_children = 1
            }
        }
    }
    
    mean_time_to_happen = {
        months = 120
        
        modifier = {
            factor = 0.5
            NOT = {
                fertility = 0.4
            }
        }
    }
    
    option = {
        name = "EVTOPTA64090" #Ask for God's help with our childless marriage
        trigger = {
            NOT = {    religion = buddhist }
            NOT = {    religion = jain }
            NOT = {    religion_group = muslim }
        }
        random_list = {
            70 = {
            }
            20 = {
                spouse = {
                    fertility = 0.2
                }
            }
            10 = {
                spouse = {
                    fertility = 0.1
                }
            }
        }
    }
    option = {
        name = "EVTOPTB64090" #Meet with X every night
        add_trait = stressed
        random_list = {
            40 = {
            }
            30 = {
                spouse = {
                    fertility = 0.2
                }
            }
            20 = {
                spouse = {
                    fertility = 0.1
                }
            }
            10 = {
                health = -2
            }
        }
    }
    option = {
        name = "EVTOPTC64090" #Ask for Allah's help with our childless marriage
        [B]trigger = {
            religion_group = muslim[/B]
        }
        random_list = {
            70 = {
            }
            20 = {
                spouse = {
                    fertility = 0.2
                }
            }
            10 = {
                spouse = {
                    fertility = 0.1
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

Vince75 said:

Which mod ? These kingdoms seem cool.

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ekorovin said:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy_at_Samarra

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niallmcfc said:

Ooh, I'd guess "Kingdoms and Titles Abound" (/similar) mod with a shattered world scenario.

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Colpo said:

Never realized this was in the game, makes me inexplicably happy. :laugh: Bonus points for it being a Karling!

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