1773-1779, the Queen Mother has a few mood swings (& a flying battery)
7 November 1773
that will serve them right for disturbing my celebration party, I'll make them suffer, oh yes, they will suffer
14 November 1773
Oh, the peakraken really is on form
19 November 1773
[H – you do know there really is an easy way out this war?]
No, no, no, onwards to London, my peacocks, lets us go, let us burn it down ... kill them all
30 December 1773
London, next, we must take London
[H – and, look sorry about the few sunk ships ... you know how it is, anyway we won't charge you for the damaged paint work on our ships so its pretty much even really]
15 January 1774
Oh good, another war
[H – you've changed since I've been away]
3 February 1774
kill kill kill
7 March 1774
[H – look if you don't calm down the kid gets it]
k...... oh, I'm off to peel a peach then
7 September 1775
Flying chickens, Flying peacocks and now flying guns ... all I need is a victim for my next assault and battery
[H – she has parted all links to reality]
15 October 1775
Oh Tianqi is my sort
[H – what do you mean 'your sort', you've been acting like a total psycho for the last 2 years]
Only to protect my little darling lamb, he's so sweet, so cultured
NOT LIKE YOU
[H – hmmph, you demanded I came back, I was quite happy in Astarte's dungeons]
[A – yes and so was I]
[H - And your little innocent darling lamb has already entered the Imperial breeding programme]
thats not the same thing
21 June 1776
Ah a nice new vessel for my next cruise
[H – ok, you really have gone nuts ... (a) its in the middle of the desert; (b) its actually a vassal]
6 August 1776
I don't know why Tianqi has become so defensive when I visit him
21 August 1776
Maybe I was wrong for once
[H – once?]
Maybe my darling Tianqi is not so wonderful after all
4 September 1776
Ah ... China will be so cultural from now on
1 January 1779
Just why do the Swedes keep on declaring war on New Years Eve
They should be peacefully drunk like the rest of us