Mama Grizzly knows best
Johnny tell him what he's won
With the death of Guthskalco, Pope Anselm instantly started the beatification process so he could add another saint day onto the calendar. Inside the Duchy of Mecklenburg, things were not all that great for the royal family because who wants to plan a funeral. Of course, it never fails, those long lost drunken cousins start coming out of the woodwork and stirring up trouble everyone else got over years ago. As always, Sigrid had things under control and the funeral went off without a hitch and no drunken cousins were killed in the production of the royal funeral.
Now that the funeral was over, the business of ruling over a pack of pagans mixed with Catholics got underway. Things were running fairly smoothly in the land. A fishing wharf was built, they reclaimed some wetlands for crops and overall people were just more productive than they had been in years. Unfortunately, someone in Rostock, we believe one of those drunken cousins who probably sobered up long enough to realize they were not mentioned in the will started a riot to stir things up a bit.
Luckily, Zygmunt the army marshal had dealt with this a few years back and having received word from mama grizzly Palin err… I mean Sigrid, he did what he did best and crushed them all. With that, the few pagans left in the region spontaneously converted to Catholicism and started asking themselves “What Would Jesus Do?”
Back in Rome, some say the news of the conversion was too much for the Pope and he died upon hearing of the mass conversion. We say it was a conspiracy by Mate Duke of Transylvania to be Papal controller because who in their right minds would let someone from Dracula’s neck of the woods have anything to do with the duties of the controller; whatever those duties may be? Anyway, the new Pope is Hildeprand from Orbetello.
While everyone pondered that question, Jadwiga von Steutzlingen the regions steward was high tailing it out of town after having embezzled royal funds and swindled little old ladies out of their dead husband’s pension check.
With the royal treasury in the hole, there were no funds to chase after Jadwiga while she spent all the money on fast horses and faster men.
You know how they say God answers prayer and wouldn’t you know it, the middle class would demand to be put on the council.
The council decided to give into their demands but in return raised taxes across the land.
With the new found wealth in the treasury, the council sent out their enforcer to break a few bones and in general, just kill Jadwiga.
Within no time, word spread across the land of the assassination so the pagans in Mecklenburg thought they could just have an uprising. Well, our favorite marshal rode into town with a few priests in tow to crush and convert Mecklenburg to the Catholic state it was always meant to be.
With all this rioting going on and since the castle wasn’t exactly in the best part of town, Sigrid sent her other son, Barnim to live with grandpa Svend in Denmark for a few years.
Things were starting to get back to normal in Mecklenburg when who should appear on the royal doorstep but Budivoj with two screaming boys in tow. With her husband back, and not knowing what to do with the boys, Sigrid and Gro came up with this plan to have the boys learn about other countries through total immersion. So Marek went to Sweden and Patryk went to Poland.
In the meantime, things around the area where starting to get interesting with Norway rubbing out the Pagans in Satakunta. Sigrid and the boys were itching for a fight but they knew they had to build up their forces. It takes a lot out of you to force mass conversions on people and now, they had a new bishop in town that had to learn the ropes. On top of that, a two-bit crime family formed a thief’s guild right in Lubeck on the eve of Henrik’s coronation as Prince.